Marriage tip: when your wife asks what’s on TV, do not say dust. - ThreadSky

mariana057.bsky.social • 38 days ago

Marriage tip: when your wife asks what’s on TV, do not say dust.

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teddyz56.bsky.social•38 days ago

cykoore.bsky.social•38 days ago

"Here's a quarter. Throw it in the wishing water thing!"

"...wishing water thing?"

"wishing water thing!"

"...what is a wishing water thing?"

"oh come on babe, you know I meant well."

cykoore.bsky.social•38 days ago

She still went on to marry me.

dalejohn.bsky.social•36 days ago

Why not?

sebastian2.bsky.social•37 days ago

deriter.bsky.social•34 days ago

☑️ dust 🔬

deriter.bsky.social•34 days ago

What ever your watching dear!

catherinesnook.bsky.social•37 days ago

😂😂

neutralneural.bsky.social•37 days ago

i
ℹ️
i actually
i actually loved this

dyan222.bsky.social•37 days ago

😆😆😆

torie717.bsky.social•38 days ago

😹

jerryljr.bsky.social•37 days ago

I would also suggest not drawing wash me on the screen with your finger.

wearethetruth.bsky.social•38 days ago

Why not?

captainblinky.bsky.social•38 days ago

Unless you're talking about

https://www.youtube.com/@watchdust

In which case, you're good. Just sayin'

valennb4.bsky.social•38 days ago

Smudges, which you maddeningly can't unsee.

farnarkelingkim.bsky.social•37 days ago

crazycanuck2.bsky.social•37 days ago

😂😂😂😂🙏🙏👍

tomgambell.bsky.social•38 days ago

😂 Saved me again…

telecomone.bsky.social•37 days ago

saintsophia.bsky.social•38 days ago

No, it was about alien disclosure, both Kennedys.

notgoingback2028.bsky.social•37 days ago

😆cute 🙌

ttrueman.bsky.social•38 days ago

lmao

bigalincali.bsky.social•37 days ago

🤣

chrisallgeier.bsky.social•38 days ago

Get your ass up and dust it then. That’s the response.

tdn80.bsky.social•38 days ago

Exactly what I was going to say.

nostalgiajon.bsky.social•38 days ago

Only if you want a death wish lol

bantsandrants.bsky.social•37 days ago

Say: "Whatever you want to be on the TV my darling".

redroach67.bsky.social•37 days ago

Answers like that will get you stabbed with a fork while you sleep.

heroic-robb.bsky.social•38 days ago

The antenna

fkameridian13.bsky.social•38 days ago

fababomination.bsky.social•38 days ago

*giggles*

alchemist2000.bsky.social•37 days ago

Can one say, "Dusty figurines"? Asking for a friend.

alannevi.bsky.social•37 days ago

lol

neilgerardo.bsky.social•37 days ago

🫣🤣

kurt-themayor.bsky.social•38 days ago

O. M. G.

toddw502.bsky.social•38 days ago

Now you tell me

jtsundowning.bsky.social•38 days ago

Thanks for these bits of humor interspersed in between all the doom and gloom

bluesky-novice.bsky.social•38 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

jeannine2023.bsky.social•37 days ago

😂😉

gizmosspace.bsky.social•38 days ago

😆

nela-talk.bsky.social•38 days ago

At least it's not that cheating husband caught on the Jumbotron at the Superbowl.
Well,lookie who's on TV...

xandoid.bsky.social•38 days ago

RIP: Dust to Dust

robinsteele.bsky.social•38 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

michaelhallman.bsky.social•37 days ago

😂😂

oldschoollib69.bsky.social•37 days ago

Don’t say “an actress I find very attractive “

exodusiscomplete.bsky.social•37 days ago

Also, guys who just start dating need to drop the "F" word from their vocabulary. Not the 4-letter one, the 3-letter one....F-A-T!

exodusiscomplete.bsky.social•37 days ago

I would need a 3 county head start before calling my wife and saying this as a joke.

exodusiscomplete.bsky.social•37 days ago

🤣😂😆

vincereavtmori.bsky.social•38 days ago

😅

sethaweitz.bsky.social•38 days ago

Too late

nancylcoleman.bsky.social•37 days ago

sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social•38 days ago

"Looks like a penguin."
IYKYK...

mrjoebangles.bsky.social•37 days ago

But 'a penguin' is still acceptable, right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwTqC2T6q4E

mickeyprowe.bsky.social•37 days ago

That was my thought… my wife loved that skit…

mrjoebangles.bsky.social•37 days ago

Still one of my favorites.

unexpectedlydry.bsky.social•37 days ago

But what if I have the Swifter in my hand already? 😏

vickiels.bsky.social•37 days ago

This is funny. Yesterday I discovered mine had started taking on a life form disguised in cat hair. The static is a collector. 😂

vickiels.bsky.social•37 days ago

😂

nomowoe.bsky.social•38 days ago

Well there is this

https://watchdust.com

johnnyterranova.bsky.social•38 days ago

Of course, that would be predicated on rôle & responsibility conventions that, if I may venture an opinion, more dated than gender assignment. Signed- ex-hubby who it all. (Did too much perhaps😉)

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