Being an adult just sneaks up on you, man. One day you wake up and suddenly you’re excited about new towels and curtains - ThreadSky

oldirtydennis.bsky.social • 104 days ago

Being an adult just sneaks up on you, man. One day you wake up and suddenly you’re excited about new towels and curtains

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surching4me.com•103 days ago

I’m excited to just get out of bed 😂🤣

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•103 days ago

and then you forget it all. after 50 more years.

somebodyhadtosayit.bsky.social•104 days ago

I had the chance to get a pressure washer for cheap and I was geeked! That’s how I knew I was on the other side 😂

oldirtydennis.bsky.social•103 days ago

Lmao. I bought a new paint roller set and blue tape to paint the crib. Couldn’t tell me I wasn’t bout to have a good time 😂

royaljimmy.bsky.social•103 days ago

dianeray.bsky.social•103 days ago

It doesn't get any better. I'm eighty. I've just treated myself to a new mop and squeegee. I got totally caught up in selecting which ones to buy. Toilet brush next. The anticipation is almost too much to bear.

oldirtydennis.bsky.social•103 days ago

This is unrelated, but you being on here is great. I can’t get my mom to navigate her phone much less social media. You’re cool as hell in my book

ON TOPIC, I’m about to buy curtain hangers and dusters. Maybe I should look into a mop too! 😂

jendeaszy.bsky.social•103 days ago

Or staying in the house 😩

slightlycaustic.bsky.social•104 days ago

I never knew buying new sheets could bring such joy.

oldirtydennis.bsky.social•104 days ago

And then when you lay on them for the first time??? 😮‍💨😮‍💨

slightlycaustic.bsky.social•103 days ago

The best feeling in the world. I’m pretty certain!

oldirtydennis.bsky.social•103 days ago

If it isn’t, I need a list of what’s better! At the very least, it’s top 3

livesinthought.bsky.social•103 days ago

Especially fresh out the dryer.

oldirtydennis.bsky.social•103 days ago

you talkin that real shit rn. that fresh out the dryer smell >>>

like you just laid down on a pile of angel wings

queentri.bsky.social•103 days ago

I love going to a friends house and talking about our grass watering

oldirtydennis.bsky.social•103 days ago

You’re currently adulting on a level I look up to the stars and imagine about

teenoball.bsky.social•103 days ago

First time I got excited to get some new tools I was like damn I'm an old head now.

oldirtydennis.bsky.social•103 days ago

We just became Unc’s over night. No warning or anything

esmecrutchley.com•103 days ago

Yup, the new sheet feeling and the things they can do in the kitchen with silicone now! (For reference, I'm 44)

oldirtydennis.bsky.social•103 days ago

We’re not that far apart and I understand completely lol. And wrapping your day up with some new candles you’ve been saving??? 5 stars. Definitely recommend

christinatruong.bsky.social•103 days ago

I think it really hit me when I got my Dyson vacuum years ago. I took a picture of it. 😩

oldirtydennis.bsky.social•103 days ago

tell the truth....did you give it a name??? this is a safe space

christinatruong.bsky.social•103 days ago

Ha! Nah but I loved the crackle crackle sound it made picking up every last little bit of dirt!

oldirtydennis.bsky.social•103 days ago

and then that transition sound from crackle crackle sound to silence because the job is done

christinatruong.bsky.social•103 days ago

Yep!

genxrants.bsky.social•103 days ago

Tell me about it. One day you’re poppin ecstasy in the club, the next you’re poppin Advil to get outta bed.

oldirtydennis.bsky.social•103 days ago

Ferris has been warning me my entire life

not-mel-gibson.bsky.social•103 days ago

As someone who just bought new curtains yesterday, I can confirm! 🤣

oldirtydennis.bsky.social•103 days ago

lmao. what color did you pick up. share with the class!

not-mel-gibson.bsky.social•103 days ago

Sheer with gold branches!

joshomatic.bsky.social•103 days ago

I recently got towels with my initials embroidered on them like someone's weird old grandma. I couldn't be more pleased with myself.

robuthe.bsky.social•103 days ago

Wait until you become the Super Adult that stops caring about new towels and curtais and you are so so so very OLD!

oldirtydennis.bsky.social•103 days ago

zulustarburst.bsky.social•103 days ago

And rugs. Those things got me in a chokehold

oldirtydennis.bsky.social•103 days ago

And they’re EXPENSIVE

coconutbee.bsky.social•103 days ago

Who knew chartreuse was such a great color

oldirtydennis.bsky.social•103 days ago

I immediately googled it and… I agree 😂

coconutbee.bsky.social•103 days ago

Right?!

champgnediva.bsky.social•103 days ago

My husband has bought me a new Le Crueset pan each year for the last 4 Christmases. 15 years ago, I would have kicked his ass for doing so. Now? I’ve spent like 2 months trying to figure out which one I want next!!

oldirtydennis.bsky.social•103 days ago

😂😂 life happens just that fast