Everyone thinks they're gonna be the warlord and not the guy on the back of a motorcycle with a dog collar around his neck. - ThreadSky

Post-apocalypse when having a billion dollars doesn’t mean anything, and ketamine no longer exists, Mr Musk unlikely to be much of a warlord.

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ttimeaus10.bsky.social•1 day ago

musk and trump and literally everyone who follows them in and disaster scenario, much less the apocalypse

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chbp.bsky.social•1 day ago

total mad max apartheid style

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zackhouse.bsky.social•1 day ago

lol

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trpars.bsky.social•1 day ago

We don’t kink shame around here

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cjciaramella.bsky.social•1 day ago

I mean, if that's your thing, that's cool. The wasteland doesn't judge.

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vfxpapa.bsky.social•1 day ago

No kink shaming

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mistermercury.bsky.social•22 hours ago

stop making the apocalypse sound so appealing please

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counselorv.bsky.social•1 day ago

I feel like it depends on the dog collar. Under the right circumstances, im game.

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howardbeale.bsky.social•1 day ago

most will live the remainder of their life in quiet desperation

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silversalty.bsky.social•1 day ago

From the guy that gets upset that his personal jet's flight path is posted.

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happyrumrunner.bsky.social•1 day ago

"on the back of a motorcycle"?? what, is it the gimp's birthday?

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mspdawg.bsky.social•1 day ago

My general understanding of post-apocalyptic wastelands is that there's a premium placed on physical strength, endurance, etc. all things that a dude suffering from severe Ketamine withdrawal is probably gonna be lacking.

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the1truesid.bsky.social•1 day ago

I think he sees himself as Immortan Joe, with sole access to whatever ketamine supply there is.

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jaysartcorner.bsky.social•1 day ago

He probably buys his own hype that his rusting mobile dumpsters would survive in the wasteland.

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nilesstuck.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don't kink shame.

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frankgrimesiv.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'm not saying that I will be the warlord, but I know I've got a better chance than a weirdo who swings between a k-hole and coke binges.

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lagard.bsky.social•1 day ago

*Cuts to out of shape Elon awkwardly dancing on stage.

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mattwisnefske.bsky.social•1 day ago

Scraps?

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maaronjo.bsky.social•1 day ago

they would sell their ladies for a liter of guzzolene and a lizard on a stick

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taracat.bsky.social•1 day ago

Openly “preparing” us for what, a dystopian nightmare? Problem is, given that MAGA embraces rapists, sex offenders, and Nazi’s, it is more likely to be anyone but a white man in those dog collars.

I think it’s okay to start overreacting.

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bbolger.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ladies - thoughts on this guy as a post apocalyptic warlord?

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monopuerco.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well, he's already got the "radioactive wasteland mutant" look taken care of.

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16rolynn.bsky.social•1 day ago

Stoner cosplay fantasies.

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gwooenn.bsky.social•1 day ago

elon postapo would be more like channing tatum in "this is the end", money wouldn't protect his ass anymore

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bdkakak4.bsky.social•1 day ago

90% of people will actually be killed in the first few days.

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rlleblond.bsky.social•1 day ago

When you play it out, it's usually criminals that take over and become Warlords, not usually billionaires or automatons coding software.

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dkboyd.bsky.social•1 day ago

Careful, Elmo and his ilk might recognize the Venn diagram overlap between "criminals" and "billionaires" but miss some of the operational requirements (which they clearly lack) for successful warlords.

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deboraht.bsky.social•1 day ago

He should worry about the roving bands of women angry at the white men who destroyed their country and their civilization.

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auri13.bsky.social•23 hours ago

💯🖤🩶🤍🖤🩶🤍

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overit1971.bsky.social•1 day ago

Or if he’s eating bubonic marmot. @maddow.msnbc.com

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/qualifications-of-trump-s-new-food-safety-official-seems-even-worse-for-the-company-he-keeps-233052741732

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negativeev.bsky.social•1 day ago

I ain't no one's blood bag!

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fedupnow1.bsky.social•1 day ago

Elon is a Ketamine addict who is pretty much irrelevant. He is Trump's pet project. He doesn't have immunity. We need a state prosecutor to ARREST him on criminal charges. No Bail. Trump can't pardon state crimes. And he is a serious flight risk.

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bridgeburner.bsky.social•1 day ago

I say we give the feral kid a chance to run things.

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goldenjohnion.bsky.social•1 day ago

Excuse you. I personally will be a blood bag hung upside down in front of a car for a roving gang of mauraders while they chase down someone over a cup of water, thank you very much.

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neugirl21.bsky.social•1 day ago

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osboman.bsky.social•1 day ago

Those or the scavenger loner scurrying around in tunnels.

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karlsafchick.bsky.social•1 day ago

100% Elon

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gwooenn.bsky.social•1 day ago

just watching the comments we were on the same idea ;)

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deadlyrhythm.bsky.social•1 day ago

temporarily embarrassed warlords

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grumpy59.bsky.social•1 day ago

Things like this go along with that stupid s**t trump put out with him being Rambo or some warrior. Draft dodger, but maga rats eat it up. Now Elon playing the same make believe.

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adamehbear.bsky.social•1 day ago

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gwooenn.bsky.social•1 day ago

next time i'll watch the comments before i post the same thing ... how many people had the mental image of channing tatum in this is the end while watching the musk's comment ?

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adamehbear.bsky.social•1 day ago

Probably anyone who’s seen the movie would remember that scene 😂 . I’m sure there are more, but I can only think of one other atm, from Weird Science…

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karlsafchick.bsky.social•1 day ago

Beat me to it

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ger-d.bsky.social•17 hours ago

The warlord:

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rockytech.bsky.social•1 day ago

More like they'll be dead or dying from a water or food borne illness before they get to dress up like an idiot while acting out their Mad Max fantasy.

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marseyd.bsky.social•1 day ago

I fully admit I will be in the dog collar rung of society.

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kkarrla.bsky.social•1 day ago

Wishing Elon health wellbeing and longevity

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pattydee.bsky.social•1 day ago

Elon knows he has warlord potential. His mom says so.

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bumrage.bsky.social•1 day ago

I don't want warlord responsibility

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dktr.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's indicative of someone who thinks the destruction of people's lives is not real and if it is real, you deserve it. Musk is a seriously drug addled freak.

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sfannie53.bsky.social•1 day ago

He’s talking about himself. Ladies, beware.

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shaidorsai.bsky.social•1 day ago

Max Rockatansky, the character who is always either a post-apocalyptic warlord himself, or on the side of the post-apocalyptic warlords.

Yet another entry in the “Pop culture Musk has consumed but does not in any way understand,” list.

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