ngl being trapped for eternity as a crow isn't as bad as I first thought and I'm not entirely sure that hag was actually spiteful. I can talk, I can fly, I can steal stuff and just be a general nuisance to anyone and people just think I'm a crow. Now feed me peanuts!
Necromancers of this age are far to interested 'integrating into modern society'. When I wore the Foul Rings of Death upon my fingers I isolated myself and built my corpseworks in solitude. Would comaraderie have a prevented my fate? No! Abso... wait... shit wait is that why theyre doing it?!?
Oh that's gotta be that one day I shall unshackle myself from this wretched form and take vengeance upon the spiteful hag who cursed me and spread my evil once more upon this pitiful earth. But that's just me.
Why, if I still possessed the digits to form the glyphs of power, I would sunder thy form and cast thy soul into the howling nether Hells for demeaning me thus! Do you have any corn
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Win my favor.
Sate my lust!
BRING ME CORN!!!
Vhs > digital video
Actual buttons and knows > buttons on a screen