She says that she doesn't know who stole one of the sausages from my bacon and sausage sandwich. But that she would help me investigate if i gave her the other one so she can run tests on it. - ThreadSky

garius.bsky.social • 171 days ago

She says that she doesn't know who stole one of the sausages from my bacon and sausage sandwich.

But that she would help me investigate if i gave her the other one so she can run tests on it.

Comments

marclivolsi.bsky.social•169 days ago

Looks like an expert. You should trust her!

tacocub.bsky.social•170 days ago

noah-the-bard.bsky.social•171 days ago

Is that a Datamancer keyboard I spy?

dartmanx.bsky.social•171 days ago

Do you understand the words "obligate carnivore", human?

katie1988528.bsky.social•171 days ago

Ah, a classic *suspiciously convenient* offer! Sounds like she’s trying to *process* the evidence... by, you know, “sampling” it for her own benefit. 🤔 Maybe we should call this investigation off and just get her a full sandwich instead

jasongood.bsky.social•171 days ago

“There’s a lot to digest here. I’ll get back to you.”

quincel.bsky.social•171 days ago

I'm confident she'd get to the bottom of it.

whataimeewrites.bsky.social•170 days ago

Righteous

elstondsouza.com•169 days ago

I love that tortitude

casuallychaotic.bsky.social•171 days ago

After thorough analysis and consultation with some top experts in a field the results have determined that there were never any sausages to begin with.

Any perception of there having been sausages were obviously hallucinations caused by the low-sausage diet you've been unwittingly partaking in.

ginandbacon.bsky.social•171 days ago

Would believe, pay for the help I says.

profphoebe.bsky.social•170 days ago

Very important to run controls!

yrieithydd.bsky.social•171 days ago

Complete innocent face

soundandfury.bsky.social•171 days ago

It just fell into her mouth. Any suggestion that her paw enabled it to fall there is a scandalous libel.

dkeldsen.bsky.social•171 days ago

“Prepare for the CAT scan”

fernmonkey.bsky.social•171 days ago

I am confident that she will carry out the investigation with the utmost integrity.

24bibi.bsky.social•171 days ago

OMG‼️ Snap...I have one of those too❣️🐾🐾😁 #BonsaiCat because she's so tiny.💞

rowan68.bsky.social•171 days ago

fair

waynechow.bsky.social•170 days ago

She needs a little deerstalker hat. 😻

Had to say goodbye to Stella on Wednesday and I haven't seen so many torties in my timeline ever before. 🌈

buddyboy.bsky.social•171 days ago

I say always trust the CSI feline with the parole anklet around her neck.

I mean who could look more trustworthy?

thielman.bsky.social•171 days ago

What a helpful cat

hanserikiken.bsky.social•170 days ago

He seems innocent enough

librarywizard.bsky.social•171 days ago

Seems like she knows what she's doing. Better hire her

vesnavoice.bsky.social•171 days ago

What is that large black box she has stuck under her chin?😳 looks uncomfortable…is it some sort of sausage stealing alarm?😳

garius.bsky.social•171 days ago

her GPS tracker. it slides round on her collar easy enough so it doesn't really inconvenience her.

vesnavoice.bsky.social•171 days ago

moremasala.bsky.social•171 days ago

spoken like a man tracking cats at his pleasure /s but /serious too

spudman16.bsky.social•171 days ago

Feline power !!

peaceluver57.bsky.social•171 days ago

Very smart kitty 😻

yakhunt.net•171 days ago

I need to know more about that keyboard

noah-the-bard.bsky.social•171 days ago

Looks like "The Machinist" by Datamancer.
https://datamancer.com/product-category/?catid=%2Fkeyboards%2F

yakhunt.net•171 days ago

Oooh, nice one 👍

clownf1st.bsky.social•171 days ago

It is highly erotic

yakhunt.net•171 days ago

Indeed, I do enjoy modding a mechanical keyboard but that is another level

sarahkorse.bsky.social•170 days ago

With those credentials you'd be crazy not to take her up on that offer.

kithrup.bsky.social•171 days ago

Fair trade, I say.

jlwhite.bsky.social•171 days ago

Such a talented investigato

itchybitchyspider.bsky.social•171 days ago

goodfriendvic.bsky.social•171 days ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

seanbrodrick.bsky.social•171 days ago

CSI Meowmi!

sequentialkady.bsky.social•170 days ago

If you has sassages, PI (pheline investigator) has investigatiunz.

lizardky.bsky.social•171 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/lizardky.bsky.social/post/3ke3sobqkak24

lynngr.bsky.social•170 days ago

The scientific method in action. Clever kitty.

evodaily.bsky.social•170 days ago

Ya we both know how this is going to end.😆

squeakymouse.bsky.social•170 days ago

I trust her

yam368.bsky.social•169 days ago

Investigations require hard work and much fuel.

charlescolee.bsky.social•170 days ago

Bacon & sausage sandwich - damn! I'm LIKIN' that!

doclt.bsky.social•170 days ago

Onions can cause pancytopenia in cats, so be careful about what sausages she manages to steal.

garius.bsky.social•170 days ago

I know.

pocokmocok.bsky.social•171 days ago

I wish my cat could talk too! haha

scott011494.bsky.social•171 days ago

Lol

timmorton2.bsky.social•170 days ago

jise.bsky.social•171 days ago

All the reports of the Tortoise CD (Cat Department) being corrupt are complete fabrication, the reason Tortoise cat officers fly business class and know what sausage taste like is through their hard work and dedication.