A reminder to anyone trapped in an airport due to weather conditions right now:
You have a right to stay in a nearby picturesque village while the airline sorts out a rebooked flight for the 27th. They also have to provide a widowed lumberjack for you to fall in love with.
Know your rights.
You have a right to stay in a nearby picturesque village while the airline sorts out a rebooked flight for the 27th. They also have to provide a widowed lumberjack for you to fall in love with.
Know your rights.
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He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
Maybe he wishes he'd been a girlie, just like his dear Papa.
I need a lumberjack and I’m okay…
Please, end this barbaric practice.
Ah! Tension!
Or is that just the Northstar Crossing men's room?
Not to mention lawsuits when somebody tries to substitute flight attendants for the lumberjacks.. that just doesn't work anymore.
Hilarious!
People are so funny -- they just riff hilariously on the opening gambit and off each other.
Merry, merry chère Joa.
(You know that your diminutif is a homophone for joie, right?)
(Et oui, quand j’habitais à Montréal quelqu’un m'a dit ça – peut-être c’était Marvin Rotrand, actuellement. Il y a plus de 40 ans maintenant que j’ai démanagé à Halifax … maudit bon dieu!)
So much for your career as a magazine executive.
(but also the whole thing smacks of stereotypes of management consulting)
Chicken tetrazinni or salmon filet? Back in a few. Taxi!
Supplies can be limited and the fights when they run out are something horrific.
I cook, I fix my own truck, and I can split a cord of wood (shirt on/off optional). Full resume available, references upon request.
He sleeps all night,
And he works all day.
The villagers hear of it, burn down the cottage and sacrifice the protagonist to appease the old gods because of her sluttish ways.
When you get to the airport, make them change it to the 27th.
It's a service all the airlines use for taxi bookings during seasonal delays.
I'm beginning to think BS's AI is not all it's cracked up to be...
https://youtu.be/AxB8xGJvCQQ?si=daTSbgl7X-lKC9TS
(and "nice bike!")
https://youtu.be/oiSf083QM_U?si=9kU9adqPZIGG3OwK