Time for a good dumb joke thread.
Please feel free to jump on board. The dumber the better.
Please feel free to jump on board. The dumber the better.
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I know he means well.
A pool table
A yo
Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a “chicken sedan”
One asks the others, “How do you drive this thing?”
The pay's crap but I'm sticking with it
It was wrong on so many levels!
Cause if it had four doors it would be a sedan!
Inflation.
No one knows the cure.
Udder destruction.
With Tyrannosaurus CHECKS!
One's a busty crustacean, the other's a crusty bus station
"could you pasta salt please?"
don't touch grass, there's blades everywhere!
He drowned
Because they are a dick
Shout out to those who know
The bam-BOO!
Because they are hill areas.
the bartender says: Did you forget some body?
(My little brother just made it up)
phlegminem
Bye, son.
An electric banana.
(10 year old me thought this was the height of comedy. Blame her if you don't laugh.)
A Labracadabrador! 🐶
(Actually my favourite joke of all time, just fun and silly and delightful - and it's about dogs!)
An impasta!
One is a sick bird, the other is against the law.
"Of course not the priest says, heaven is for people"
The child looks at the priest confused and says "But I thought shoes had soles"?
Hot Goth Mommy: Thanks sweetheart, but she didn't order a chaser.
"Ow!" says the man.
you climate!
23…the devils number.
- Jim Carrey probably said this joke to Taylor Swift
How do you stop a rhino from charging?
Take away it’s credit card!
It was a shih tzu.
Ojai...Mark.
(hope you're proud of me, stan 😝)
A froot loop
It doesn't go anywhere.
he sold his soul to santa
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(because dumb originally meant mute)
No? Me neither.
When it’s ajar!
It's days are numbered
Booboo
A long Tamago :D
A: Nice belt.
Elephino! (Hell if I know!)
Nun of your business.
They woke him up when it was time to go
His real name was Matt Ryder.
Nacho cheese.
Because there are more geese on that side.
a walk!
It means a lot to them.
You play it like regular tennis but without the racket.
Harhar sauce
I jst came up with this while trying to sleep n its been in my head ever since
...never mind I'll do it later
Because it's pointless.
Crows had to drink at home
It was in tents (intense).
It depends on how they feel about being a werewolf. Some go "Awwww" while others go "Woooo!"
In his sleevies.
He´s all right now!
A fsh
Kill his family.
Oh thank you! These are wonderful!!
One, you tell her she's beautiful and she'll fill the room with light ❤️
Never grep a yacc by the inode.
1. No, you're not supposed to understand it.
2. How did predictive text fill out that joke for me??? How many times have I told it here?
(Hint) it’s not gas
Car.
A Trajeudi.
The father bellows:
*whale noises* “Why, you came from my gigantic whale penis, my son.”
The son retorts sarcastically:
*whale noises* “Gee, dad, thanks for the useful information…” and rolls his little whale eyes.
“…You’re whale cum, son.”
why did the boy go out with the prune?
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because he couldn't get a date!
An investigator.
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.
ground beef
The entire crew was marooned.
A bole-ing alley.
No seriously, he signed his notes "OG" (Opera Ghost)
Wish I knew my real ladder.
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Titan.
A tractor.
I said "No it doesn't"
I said “No. Is that still required?”
Because he couldn't see that well.
What do you call a bird made out of bread? A dough-dough
But i feel like it wouldn't fit right
to be turned into kfc
You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.
"Wire you insulate?"
A door. (Adore)
Rub it.
It was below C level
The bartender say: what’s gonna be?
- whatever, I will just spill it in my back.
The flying stoneeater
"Hey, what time is it?"
"Oh, right now it's 6:30, but that could change any minute!"
“My routine varies from day to day.” - Steven Seagal
El Chupacabra
rock
Alas, it was merely a Fanta Sea.
To cover their butt quacks!
Dr. Dre.
Pasta la Vista, baby
Ouch, mitosis!
Who's there
Me
They get lost at C
To get away from my dumb jokes.
If that's too much of a mouthful, just use the acronym. "I am LAZY."
Kitty litter.
Then it hit me.
A. Red paint
A. A mountain
(this joke stolen from beloved children's author Brian Jacques)
sneeze on that thang
A: being able to throw trombone in the toilet without hitting the rim 🥁
I mist.
Oh wait, that poor bird was deceased long ago.
H a h.
he was baked
•What’s yellow and goes up and down?
•Some corn in an elevator
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Because they had a fight and 71.
The tailor says, "Euripides?"
The professor says, "Yeah. Eumenides?"
Customer : No, come for food
The humerus is my favourite bone because I find it quite humorous.
Ok that's all I have.