I told him I don't know what a bit is and this child said and I quote "well that explains your tweets" like c'mon bro - ThreadSky

criminalerin.bsky.social • 1 day ago

I told him I don't know what a bit is and this child said and I quote "well that explains your tweets" like c'mon bro

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chompmancobra.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well that's it, you are dead now. Fully killed. You had a good run.

jcsalterego.bsky.social•1 day ago

first of all how dare him

second of all you should be so proud

alisonborealis.bsky.social•1 day ago

Truly, you have raised a good one.

mikewilsoninoz.bsky.social•1 day ago

Brutal

cacaobyproduct.bsky.social•1 day ago

Omfg

The kid chose violence

moxiest.art•1 day ago

there's honestly no coming back from this.

you're kinda just done.

refrencia.bsky.social•1 day ago

this is fake-own-death roast levels

criminalerin.bsky.social•1 day ago

I like being vapor the ether loves me and wants me to be happy

deepfriar.bsky.social•1 day ago

Shall I sing at your funeral?

korgx3.bsky.social•1 day ago

Your kid must be into '80s movies because it sounds like Tron came out before your time.

themckenziest.gay•1 day ago

Hahahahahahha oh fuck he cooked you

ishigh.lol•1 day ago

Delete your account

It’s the only thing you can do at this point

ishigh.lol•1 day ago

Funniest shit

bornmiserable.bsky.social•1 day ago

that’s when you say “THESE ARE POSTS OR SKEETS. GET WITH THE TIMES, KID”

dansinker.com•1 day ago

destroyed

ladyjimrockford.bsky.social•1 day ago

i like this kiiiid

teamtoilet.bsky.social•1 day ago

💀🪦

criminalerin.bsky.social•1 day ago

13: Is Peru cool?

Me: I guess?

13: Have you been there?

Me: No I have not been to Peru

13: Are you sure?

Me: Is there a hidden camera?

13: Maybe, impossible to say!

Me: I'm very tired

13: You said I could have caffeine

Me: I know

13: BECAUSE ITS THE WEEKEND

nowhere.bsky.social•1 day ago

There's gotta be an off switch somewhere

nightcraft.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is there an “opt out” option on this scenario?

redwellyfeats.bsky.social•1 day ago

I have been to Peru. It is cool. I ate a guinea pig and alpaca. Do not recommend guinea pig, but alpaca tastes like lamb and is nice.

theorangetabby.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ive had alpaca and llama. Alpaca is 10/10 best meat ive tried while llama just tastes like pork

redwellyfeats.bsky.social•1 day ago

Also seems like your kid might like to learn some facts.

https://www.worldofbooks.com/en-gb/products/does-it-fart-book-dani-rabaiotti-9781787474802?sku=GOR009557003&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA5eC9BhAuEiwA3CKwQjVFkTZubYxXq9KlYXWk91h_zVWAbJ9b7xoOcTFRH5ZVWHpBxDOotRoCVLkQAvD_BwE

memphisbelle1114.bsky.social•1 day ago

I've been to Peru...Indiana. It's actually really cold right now.

Cool...that's a different story. It's the "Circus Capitol of the World" if that helps.

okayokay.bsky.social•1 day ago

damn he dropped the nuke on you

pissyrabbit.bsky.social•1 day ago

These kids are true savages. (Mine is almost 12)

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