I'm giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Eating chocolate for a month. #joke - ThreadSky

lisasea.bsky.social•96 days ago

Same.

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drjaneinga.bsky.social•96 days ago

Good one

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elle82.bsky.social•96 days ago

😄

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baseballmom14.bsky.social•96 days ago

You win my little part of Blusky today. 🏆

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suitti.bsky.social•96 days ago

The vast majority of my jokes come directly pilfered from the internet. We've got a ton more here on bsky now than, say, in ancient times, like last week. Was getting a ton of likes for the lamest joke and thought i'd try one from the archive that did pretty good. Avalanche is not slowing down yet.

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baseballmom14.bsky.social•96 days ago

Talent...

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dj-grannybear.bsky.social•95 days ago

😂 very cleverly stated! I think I will join you 🍫

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idiomslantern.bsky.social•95 days ago

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kellyjh926.bsky.social•96 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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kstone86.bsky.social•24 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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lauriel27.bsky.social•96 days ago

😆. That’s great

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stoptheshitnado.bsky.social•76 days ago

😝😝😝

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familyfive.bsky.social•96 days ago

Oh I love dad jokes and bad puns. Bring it on!

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northcandor.bsky.social•95 days ago

😆

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calypsorising.bsky.social•95 days ago

I’m a tea drinker. I’ve been drinking chocolate tea for 2 weeks. May (WILL) have to get a 4 year supply

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sodareview.bsky.social•97 days ago

Chocolate pairs best with orange soda.

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roguepink.bsky.social•96 days ago

OMG I need my annual Terry’s chocolate orange!

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suitti.bsky.social•96 days ago

Haven't tried that. Is that liquid chocolate or bar chocolate, and is it milk chocolate or dark, e.g., 78%? Can now get orange soda and chocolate without High Fructose Corn syrup.

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sodareview.bsky.social•96 days ago

Orange soda brings out the flavor of all solid chocolate, but if you want to cut down sugar or corn syrup and go with Fanta Zero Sugar, I would go with dark chocolate as it is lower is sugar and will make the sugar free soda seem that much sweeter.

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suitti.bsky.social•94 days ago

High fructose corn syrup metabolizes faster than sugar, and am old enough that without actual diabetes, it gives me diabetes symptoms. Sugar substitutes taste bad. Though aspartame gives me a 6 hour migraine like headache. No sugar substitutes. Have to brush my teeth with bubblegum toothpaste. Crazy

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sodareview.bsky.social•94 days ago

I have type II, so moderate my sugar intake, and hope they invent an artificial pancreas so I can install a Slurpee machine in my house.

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indigiricanmami.bsky.social•96 days ago

Clever! 🤣

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youtwitface.bsky.social•71 days ago

I was all set to find out if I could set up an intervention and THEN I read the correct message. PHEW! I didn't know how I was going to accomplish my goal. Have a Snickers. You're probably Hangry.

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suitti.bsky.social•71 days ago

Maybe m&ms.

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lisa-loo-who.bsky.social•71 days ago

An oldie that still makes me laugh 😂

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barb1158.bsky.social•96 days ago

That’s better😌

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barbbengela.bsky.social•95 days ago

I always had problems with my periods, too.

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laravilla.bsky.social•96 days ago

😂😂😂

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tominater.bsky.social•96 days ago

Same Stephen same.

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idissentdammit.bsky.social•95 days ago

🤣🤣

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rupertmcstuff.bsky.social•96 days ago

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thewebster75.bsky.social•96 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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kindnessmatterspod.bsky.social•95 days ago

😂

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stevetommo67.bsky.social•95 days ago

where i live,we have a huge telescope at Jodrell Bank..I can often be found there,watching the world go by at 4am

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will921.bsky.social•76 days ago

🤣🤣

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ahippogryph.bsky.social•96 days ago

Punctuation makes all the difference

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joodlesjj.bsky.social•97 days ago

🤣

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suitti.bsky.social•96 days ago

When i hear that four letter word, 'exercise', i have to wash my mouth out with chocolate.

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joodlesjj.bsky.social•96 days ago

LOL

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womanofhope.bsky.social•76 days ago

🤣🤣

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trinivegan.bsky.social•96 days ago

Ha! 😂

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oliviaquinn.bsky.social•96 days ago

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tteunaegi.bsky.social•96 days ago

Giggled at this one

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jambball224.bsky.social•96 days ago

😹

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lunamoona-123.bsky.social•96 days ago

😂

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charlielevine.bsky.social•97 days ago

Dad joke excellence

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angryjew.bsky.social•95 days ago

Punctuation is still wrong

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garry1369.bsky.social•75 days ago

🤣😂

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christhecatmom.bsky.social•95 days ago

I’m giving up too!🤣

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jgracie.bsky.social•95 days ago

Love that. Can I steal it?

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suitti.bsky.social•95 days ago

I already stole it -- from the internet.

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allymowbark.bsky.social•76 days ago

🤣😂!

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sea-saw.bsky.social•96 days ago

😂

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vividpurple71.bsky.social•96 days ago

Punctuation matters

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mario05.bsky.social•95 days ago

😂👆🏼

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dollfinjoy.bsky.social•95 days ago

Haha

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jeffbahr.bsky.social•96 days ago

Isn’t your gf nicknamed chocolate? She’s going to be pissed

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ferretti.bsky.social•96 days ago

Me for about 26 years

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bluebirdssing.bsky.social•96 days ago

I’m not drinking anymore….im not drinking anymore that I do!

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suitti.bsky.social•96 days ago

I finally stopped drinking for good. Now i only drink for evil.

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0rbiting0wl.bsky.social•96 days ago

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dalock.bsky.social•71 days ago

Punctuation is important.

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terigobruins.bsky.social•96 days ago

I could never give up chocolate

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choupimaki.bsky.social•96 days ago

I mean, it IS advent calendar month

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suitti.bsky.social•96 days ago

Advent starts December 1st. That's next month, right? I'm all messed up with time. We just shot both the December and January astronomy shows (see my profile for url). I've no idea when now is.

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choupimaki.bsky.social•95 days ago

Oops yes I thought December had started already! My bad

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daxleone.bsky.social•75 days ago

Today is National Cocoa Day

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suitti.bsky.social•75 days ago

Hey. It can be both!

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daxleone.bsky.social•75 days ago

😂🤣 Both it is!!!

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chooten.bsky.social•71 days ago

😂😂🥰

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jean-riser.bsky.social•96 days ago

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jesssicaw.bsky.social•96 days ago

😂

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elliot118.bsky.social•96 days ago

Much more realistic. I could never do the first.

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corbyntravers.bsky.social•69 days ago

👍

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bartmann60.bsky.social•95 days ago

Punctuation is important, "Let's go eat, grandma." "Let's go eat grandma."

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suitti.bsky.social•95 days ago

When the cannibal saw an "All you can eat" restaurant, he had two waiters and a busboy.

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deekotheweek.bsky.social•96 days ago

Began following that plan on 11/6/24

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johnnyxmas.bsky.social•75 days ago

That’s better🇦🇺❤️✊🏿✊🏼

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therealzman.bsky.social•76 days ago

I feel you
I gave up drinking coffee last month, and by the end of it, I could only communicate by flash card

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sivsverdrup.bsky.social•95 days ago

🤣good one can relate🤣💙🌊

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tina48.bsky.social•96 days ago

That's better!🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫

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lonestargooner.bsky.social•96 days ago

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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danweerd.bsky.social•96 days ago

That’s racist. How do you identify

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suitti.bsky.social•78 days ago

OK. That's unusual. Hadn't considered that angle. Imagine you mean "what do you identify as". Don't think How is as important. By my avatar, clearly i identify as black and white.

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blue-fire1.bsky.social•96 days ago

That's a hard one.

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ashtone0.bsky.social•96 days ago

#funny

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the4thstone.bsky.social•96 days ago

Grammar, feeding the soul.

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shannonfennellart.bsky.social•95 days ago

Relatable.

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jjewelzzp.bsky.social•96 days ago

Punctuation is a great thing!🥰

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strongbroad.bsky.social•22 days ago

Can’t do it! Won’t do it!

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jerestacy.bsky.social•96 days ago

Psht. You won't do it. You pussy! (Jk)

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syllysal.bsky.social•76 days ago

That’s me 🙄🤣

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mazjay.bsky.social•96 days ago

I have a sharing bag of maltesers. I am on my own 😁. I may not feel like dinner shortly but that's the kinda mood I'm in

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dodgesprinter2006.bsky.social•96 days ago

100% black baking chocolate, I hope

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dodgesprinter2006.bsky.social•77 days ago

Side benefit of switching to 100% black baking chocolate - you won’t need to add sugar or sweeteners to your coffee even if you drink black coffee. You will get used to bitterness

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suitti.bsky.social•77 days ago

It really is too bad, but caffeine gives me arthritis. When it's bad enough, i go cold turkey. In 2002, it was for 18 months. But 9 months for all the arthritis symptoms to go away, including range of motion issues. Mostly in month 9. Remain addicted. Chocolate does not appear to have much caffeine.

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dodgesprinter2006.bsky.social•77 days ago

Caffeine has complex relationship with different types of arthritis.If you can avoid caffeine via switching to decaf only-maybe this is a best route.If you feel that you need some stimulants while you removed yourself from coffeine-maybe having chocolate might serve as a milder stimulant meantime

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dodgesprinter2006.bsky.social•77 days ago

Chocolate has theobromine and not caffeine. Theobromine is similar to caffeine but it is milder. Unfortunately nobody sells decaf cacao/chocolate (essentially having theobromine removed similar to removal of caffeine from coffee).
I don’t see any valid reason to consume coffee unless it is a decaf

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suitti.bsky.social•78 days ago

Currently fond of 70%, but the percentage appears to be going up.

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