idea for a business: tableside lasagna. you pick your sauce, cheese, fillings. then the lasagnaman runs your lasagna through a salamander on a conveyor belt
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You’ll need to come up with another name. I’ve already got lasagnaman trademarked as part of the Garfield extended universe. It’s a spec script at this point but I’m certain Jim Davis and Marvel will come around
Thus, except it's macaroni and cheese. You pick the noodle type, three cheeses to mix, and a wine to mix into it that pairs well with your cheese selection.
I went through such an emotional rollercoaster with this post going from “[scoffs] that will never work” to “how brilliant!” turning upon the word “salamander”
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La-saga-na® - Pasta by epic pastalogists!
*Marketing department has left for the day*
You get in line and fill a bowl with candy from a buffet like setup, then the chef mixes it into ice cream w giant cleavers on a cold slab of marble
Dear lasagnaman
Sing us a song tonight
For we’ve finished all our antipasti
And you got us feeling alright
Oh. Hello. NNNNewwwwman.
It’s just crazy enough to work. Maybe not work well, but work.