If I had upgrade points for myself, I would max out bladder capacity first - ThreadSky

lacroixboi.dadguy.online • 274 days ago

If I had upgrade points for myself, I would max out bladder capacity first

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imdmingyour.mom•274 days ago

I'd be level 999 with 1 strength, 1 stamina, 1 agility, and 999 bladder capacity. I'd be like a walking oil tanker ship

lacroixboi.dadguy.online•274 days ago

them: don’t you need to use the restroom

*you and I just laugh

gojirademonstah.bsky.social•274 days ago

Have it replaced with one of those 5-gallon Ozarka jugs

lacroixboi.dadguy.online•274 days ago

My health insurance denied the claim 😔

coolhand.bsky.social•271 days ago

Just go w sphincter strength instead and then u can hold in a lot of pee and unleash it at extremely high pressure

vandyke4ad.bsky.social•271 days ago

Handy tip.

lacroixboi.dadguy.online•270 days ago

definitely able to get the lil poo bit off the toilet bowl now! 😂🤪💩

maniccage.bsky.social•274 days ago

Pissmaxing builds are OP.

lacroixboi.dadguy.online•274 days ago

🤣🤪🤣

worldoffoo.bsky.social•273 days ago

Excellent idea!! Min maxing efficiency

lacroixboi.dadguy.online•273 days ago

😆

chronictami.bsky.social•272 days ago

@rningscissors.bsky.social did you skeet this?

rningscissors.bsky.social•272 days ago

You found my alt! Lololol

lacroixboi.dadguy.online•272 days ago

No, @lacroixboi.lol did 🙋🏻‍♂️

chronictami.bsky.social•272 days ago

I knowww but it's related to a skeet of theirs lol

lacroixboi.dadguy.online•272 days ago

just messin’ 🤣🤪🤣

lacroixboi.dadguy.online•272 days ago

👉🏻🤪👉🏻

funkelly.bsky.social•274 days ago

i’d increase endurance, executive function, and concentration. these are currently at zero

lacroixboi.dadguy.online•274 days ago

but fk I hate having to go peepee so much

funkelly.bsky.social•274 days ago

Jeff I said me, I was riffing off you

imdmingyour.mom•274 days ago

There is only one person on the internet: me. Every post is about me, every person is just a reflection of my inner thoughts

funkelly.bsky.social•274 days ago

that might be true

imdmingyour.mom•274 days ago

You're so right, me

lacroixboi.dadguy.online•274 days ago

I know fk I was re-riffing your riff 🤪

funkelly.bsky.social•274 days ago

what a mess Jeff 🫂

lacroixboi.dadguy.online•274 days ago

A beautiful mess fk 🫂

emfyre.bsky.social•274 days ago

Tried that, trust me, life just sucks still then you have to piss with the strength of a geyser for an unreasonable length of time

lacroixboi.dadguy.online•274 days ago

🤣😆🤣

pamtoo.bsky.social•274 days ago

Is that a monstrously huge bladder or are you just happy to see me?

lacroixboi.dadguy.online•274 days ago

🤣☠️🤣

norwegianwood50.bsky.social•270 days ago

Ive done this. Do not recommend 😬

lacroixboi.dadguy.online•270 days ago

Done this?! 😳

norwegianwood50.bsky.social•270 days ago

I damaged my spinal cord falling off a roof. Apparently, the signal from bladder to my brain slowed, and sometimes is non existent. It has caused my bladder to become enlarged.

lacroixboi.dadguy.online•270 days ago

Omigoodness 😳🙏🏻

amandabf.bsky.social•274 days ago

And pinky toe pain thresholds. My furniture has it out for them.

runswindows95.bsky.social•274 days ago

Is that why I keep hearing someone cuss in Klingon?

amandabf.bsky.social•274 days ago

Klingon, ancient Sumerian, Slovak, pretty sure there were some Norse curses in there...

runswindows95.bsky.social•274 days ago

There was. You called Odin an asshole.

lacroixboi.dadguy.online•274 days ago

🤣☠️🤣

amandabf.bsky.social•274 days ago

Oh, hell...not again.

runswindows95.bsky.social•274 days ago

At least you didn't call Freya a bitch...like I did...

lacroixboi.dadguy.online•274 days ago

🤣🤪🤣

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