Baby bird *finishes hatching* Sorry… am I in a bowl of sticks? Am I in a fucking bowl of sticks a thousand feet off the ground right now, yes or no - ThreadSky

iamspacegirl.bsky.social • 546 days ago

Baby bird *finishes hatching* Sorry… am I in a bowl of sticks? Am I in a fucking bowl of sticks a thousand feet off the ground right now, yes or no

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robcarr.bsky.social•546 days ago

What does the mother think of an egg hatching...or if the mother's away and comes back to find the egg gone and the chick there?

They can hear the unhatched baby....

jimmylabe.bsky.social•507 days ago

and it's all downhill from here.

miraprime.bsky.social•350 days ago

An older bird, nearby smoking a cigarette with a far away look in its eye says, "kiddo, there are far worse bowls you could wake up in. Believe me."

grantie.bsky.social•546 days ago

Baby bird *confirms all of this is true* Okay this is all bullshit but I guess I can deal as long as nobody tries to shove me out just to see what I’ll do…

temujin9.t9productions.com•545 days ago

"Yes now open up"
::blaaaarg::

freepearn.bsky.social•546 days ago

Yes? Stop whining

silverprint.bsky.social•546 days ago

"Im clearly an ostriche, how did you even get me up here?"

belleofball.bsky.social•546 days ago

Imagine penguin hatching like that. “Excuse me, where is the water?”

silverprint.bsky.social•546 days ago

Clearly there is a cuckoo somewhere having a laugh at great expense.

grhoda.bsky.social•546 days ago

could be worse, could be a white tern and hatch onto a bare branch with no nest at all

iamspacegirl.bsky.social•546 days ago

Where did you get these pictures of me

grhoda.bsky.social•546 days ago

pretty shocked that https://nzbirdsonline.org.nz didn't get your permission to post these (but I am not a bird law expert)

deadontheoutside.bsky.social•546 days ago

Lmao
omg Sky this is so good

iamspacegirl.bsky.social•546 days ago

🐦

rningscissors.bsky.social•545 days ago

Idk why, but this sounds like something @mortythern.bsky.social would say

johndellaporta.bsky.social•545 days ago

Reading this in my personal “you kicked MIETTE?!” voice

joqatana.bsky.social•386 days ago

And silk. Lots of silk and colored cotton floss from the nice lady who puts her thread ends out in the soring.

transgirlphotos.bsky.social•546 days ago

I wonder what these baby birds thoughts were when they hatched

pablowapsi.com•546 days ago

It may get wiped from their memories.

lettuce.bsky.social•546 days ago

This is a great one

iamspacegirl.bsky.social•546 days ago

🦅

mxnectarine.bsky.social•86 days ago

fucking banger

acripedes.bsky.social•241 days ago

Baby bird: So the first thing you expect me to do is jump off this cliff? Do you ever ask yourself why you bother to have kids?

braverytewalker.bsky.social•357 days ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

whirringsoftly.bsky.social•483 days ago

So this one time my sister had to get a birthday present at short notice and had a bird nest she'd found so just spray painted it gold.

The birthday person thought it was the most amazing thing ever.

acripedes.bsky.social•241 days ago

Did she take the baby birds out before the spraying part?