if I ever introduce myself as “Micah, everyone follows me on Bluesky” I need one of my friends to take me out back and gently put me out of my misery
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George Pearkes
The only time I met Noah Smith in person (~2015) he introduced himself as “Noah, everyone follows me on Twitter” and then proceeded to drop multiple n-words singing along to rap during karaoke. Just a really terrible guy.
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I'll probably need a nudge the next couple of times we meet, too. Linking actual humans to my mental files of them takes a few tries.
(Really. @foobly.bsky.social can confirm: I have had many interactions with dogs and not paid much attention to the humans. This apparently confused one woman who was sure I was using the dog to hit on her.)
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This is Jerry’s first good post.
@peark.es
Side note, I'm glad to have never followed this Noah guy, he seems... less than great.
I got VERY EXCITED and said, "oh!!! You can Google me!"
He actively avoided me the rest of the time we were in the same space.
he should be made an example to others, like a head on a pike at the gate of bsky
Gods help me.
Their entire legacies, the only thing they're going to be known for are Twitter trolls.
You almost have to feel sorry for them. They've got nothing left to leave this world.
Otherwise it'd be mates rates.
he’s nice, they said
a+ well done
This reminds me of the West Wing where Toby has to tell everybody he works at the White House.
https://x.com/Noahpinion/status/1101903691638923264?lang=ar
Faye: medical forced debt
Spike: used to work for one of several planet controlling syndicates
Bounty Hunters are so prevalent there's a damn TV show for them to watch.
Noah Smith sounds like a real idiot.
I was banned a lot, even before Musk.
"apes don't watch anime"
"yes they do, otto. they just don't understand it"