Like, if she did that, I want a movie poster of her (& her gang of professionals that pulled it off) laser etched onto the floor of the vault. Bc if she could do that, just leave em a giant, ‘Fuck you.’
Windle Poons turned around, observing the vaguely human-shaped hole in the wall of the heavily guarded gold vault. It was believed that no living person could carry more than a few gold bars due to their weight. Unfortunately for the US Treasury, Poons used a different definition of "living."
Even Goldfinger understood that removing the gold from Ft. Knox was logistically impractical; that's why his plan was not to take it, but to make it highly radioactive, right where it was.
She’s a deep cover Federation researcher gone rogue, using her outpost’s shitty transporter beam to very slowly steal all the precious metals from the world’s central banks and depositories.
Lee zeldin is even worse than the last republican administrators who gutted the EPA’s ability to regulate and actually accept scientific evidence for harms pollutants being investigated can cause. The Biden epa was better but not by a lot. They approved an absurdly carcinogenic boat fuel additive.
Well in the book his plan was to steal a quarter of it. Maybe it would have worked if Pussy Galore and her lesbian crime gang “The Cement Mixers” had poisoned the water supply at the base. Probably not though.
My apologies, it is dumber than I originally thought. Video of a Biden staffer saying “like giving away gold bars on the titanic before he left office” -> Free Beacon -> Lee Zeldin -> on bartiromo’s show he said “gold bars”. The dumbest game of telephone ever played.
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Also (this is obviously not real), I would imagine she'd use the proceeds to fight against gerrymandering and voter disenfranchisement.
Prestige HBO series.