the thing with the Cybertruck is that it outs you immediately as an Elon fanboy who signs off on all his horrifying behavior
there’s no “I bought this car years ago” excuse, it’s new enough and awful enough that you have to be in the cult if you own one
mock them harder
there’s no “I bought this car years ago” excuse, it’s new enough and awful enough that you have to be in the cult if you own one
mock them harder
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Alex Winter
"You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means"
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They’re so quick to remove fair treatment for everyone else around them
#HowIsThisNotTheOnion
#StupidestTimeline
Don't be a Cybercuck
Cybercuck says what?
I know a Realtor who bought one. When it finally arrived he posted an FB pic and said "Not for everyone, but I’m having the time of my life..."
"Not for everyone." He knows the vehicle is divisive and associated with sh*theads. Weird strategy, we'd now never list with him!
"If you want to be a fucking idiot, that's your business--but there's no need to advertise."
Poor Tesla, his name gets no rest or respect even long after death
There's nothing exciting or daring about it's design.
"being mean to tesla owners"
Awww is the wittle baby unable to cope with the fact their car was made by a Nazi? Does someone have the big sad because Elon's a horrible person and they gave him money? Are you gonna cry?
Good. Cry Harder.
Apparently it had shit mileage anyway, so it's actually cheaper for him to just ditch it.
Hey, bad/cheesy films are part of my job and "write what you know."
So now I’m in a war between not wanting to drive this thing any longer, and wanting to get the updates.