elon was smart to make sure that all of his little "doge" minions were faceless and nameless in the press bc when you see those faces lmao whooooo boy - ThreadSky

krang.bsky.social • 25 days ago

elon was smart to make sure that all of his little "doge" minions were faceless and nameless in the press bc when you see those faces lmao whooooo boy

Reposted from Jacqueline Sweet

Contrary to some info I've seen, 19-yr-old Doge staffer "BigBalls" Edward Coristine did not delete his X account, it's just renamed and is private.

Wired reported that govt tech workers had to defend their work to the Neuralink intern in an Office Space-esque scene.

/ more for Canadians

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down10.bsky.social•25 days ago

But I thought these guys were “chads”

honeyotu.bsky.social•25 days ago

I'm gonna be real here I am surprised there has not been a reported case of assault in these offices if I was working in one and had one of these nerds I've never heard of barge in and try all this shit I would be at my limit.

courtjezter84.bsky.social•25 days ago

That guy looks like the human version of Rufies

coloneloolong.bsky.social•25 days ago

That kid’s hair makes me furious.

shrikedan.bsky.social•25 days ago

It's like those scene's in Media where a scary online prescence seems menacingly at first...and then their parents comes/yells down at them to do something, and they suddenly turn to reveal their all pathetic while trying in vain to keep their cool after all that.

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rxfrenchfries.bsky.social•25 days ago

You just know every single one of these little dipshits has attempted the One Chip Challenge and failed

patioyeller.bsky.social•25 days ago

American bullies need to step the fuck up and get to work on those losers

okaybryan.bsky.social•25 days ago

I’mdoingmypart.gif

sheogorath.bsky.social•25 days ago

wait is that his number?

okaybryan.bsky.social•25 days ago

Gavin’s, allegedly. He had all of his contact information (including address) on a public facing GitHub profile or something. https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-government-young-engineers/

sheogorath.bsky.social•25 days ago

spending the evening with an edible, a voip number, and some goatse

anubisthejackal.bsky.social•25 days ago

Dems were right though: calling these people weird little freaks that should be shoved into a locker was a bad move, and I'm glad they didn't press that angle of attack as aggressively as possible.

carlyorosz.bsky.social•25 days ago

Did he get dressed in the dark? While tripping on datura? After his hands were temporarily transformed into pig's trotters?

korl.is•25 days ago

there's a lot of discourse back and forth between people saying they're amped up to physically fight fascism and people saying "you don't understand how bloody revolution would be", but: here is someone I could absolutely stuff in a locker. put me in, coach.

goblinluca.bsky.social•25 days ago

The faces in question

schmendimite.bsky.social•25 days ago

How did this little puke not immediately get swirlied and thrown out a window the instant he tried to pull this shit

marsrover.bsky.social•25 days ago

Elon has other men in his employ behind them who do not, in fact, look like their faces gravitationally attract balled fists.

dingokayfabe.bsky.social•25 days ago

Also lmao that he got a bunch of little frat boys so he could manipulate them and also probably bc they are young enough not to have fully formed loser detection capabilities

stoshm.bsky.social•25 days ago

Amanda Scales
Brian Bjelde
Riccardo Biasini
Anthony Armstrong
Steve Davis
Baris Akis
Thomas Shedd
Edward Coristine
Russell Vought
Michael Peters
Josh Gruenbaum
Russell “Rusty” McGranahan

clarkbartweets.bsky.social•25 days ago

Man if Vegeta were shorter and wimpier...

joshuag.com•25 days ago

In the coming revolution, I’m getting those underpants well over his head.

caffeineandhate.bsky.social•25 days ago

Elon’s little Butter Boys

daivin.bsky.social•25 days ago

Incredibly unprofessional. He at least could've tucked his pants into his shorts.

techadeptauxbearer.bsky.social•25 days ago

Looks like he's about to ask me to play Roblox with em

theramennoodle.bsky.social•25 days ago

There are public toilets everywhere for those with the eyes to see

awwyeah.bsky.social•25 days ago

That face keeps Chuck Schumer at bay

wicky.nillia.ms•25 days ago

Looks like he's the most annoying member of the British young conservatives club

rafaellawednesday.bsky.social•24 days ago

Well, Musk's pedophilia is showing. A man in his 50s wanting to hang out with 19-24 yo. C'mon, yall, put it together.

walt0r.bsky.social•25 days ago

little broccoli cut fucker

gamcknight.bsky.social•25 days ago

I'm anti-bullying in general, but that gobshite needs a wedgie.

kevinleafed.bsky.social•25 days ago

Using AS400 in their handle to make them sound older. Stolen valour. kids never used an AS400 in his life.

princessjemmy.bsky.social•25 days ago

Great, they’ve mobilized fucking incels now. I hate it here.

starling.zone•25 days ago

embirdened.bsky.social•25 days ago

These are the guys raiding federal accounts? He looks like he'd go down crying in two punches

drgoatofficial.bsky.social•24 days ago

Sure, but who's gonna punch him? You?

rewhan.bsky.social•25 days ago

You're giving him one punch more credit than I would, tbh.

embirdened.bsky.social•25 days ago

Fair but I'd line up a solid second one just to be safe

rewhan.bsky.social•25 days ago

The "Two For Flinching" Rule always applies.

remainstoked.bsky.social•24 days ago

revenge of the nerds

kacithesiren.bsky.social•25 days ago

Is that child inbred?

nataliek.bsky.social•25 days ago

lol thank you for my only laugh today

beetsbluecheese.bsky.social•20 days ago

So much for remaining anonymous. https://nationalpost.com/news/former-mcgill-university-student-reportedly-part-of-musks-doge-team

deweycassady.bsky.social•25 days ago

My man is the perfect size to be stuffed in a locker

theogary.bsky.social•25 days ago

The Germans have a word for a face like that. Backpfeifengesicht.

silvered.bsky.social•25 days ago

Actual limpdick cringe fuckboys are the genuine downfall of America.

storyteller222.bsky.social•25 days ago

Wow, big surprise, they're losers.

I am so shocked.

thirdsecond.bsky.social•25 days ago

there's so LITTLE of it

pothocket.bsky.social•25 days ago

So these are the pencil necks behind the collapse of America cool cool

jonnyjonman.bsky.social•25 days ago

little shit looks like he tried run a logan paul copycat youtube channel

chiggitychack.bsky.social•25 days ago

The haircut pairs nicely with a thrown brick.

seaewenext2sday.bsky.social•25 days ago

His little Dogeletts are just kids who fall at fElons feet like he’s a god. Gross.

bbdingus.bsky.social•25 days ago

Gross

punkhistorian.bsky.social•25 days ago

I’m disappointed in the Dem leadership, but I expect them to be spineless. I’m really disappointed in our country that no one has punched this little twerp in the face yet.

mediumvillain.bsky.social•25 days ago

of course they have. you dont turn into a 19 year old tech Nazi if you have friends and get pussy, you do it bc you have a pervading sense of grievance & entitlement

burnst.bsky.social•25 days ago

Seriously. Luke Farritor, named in the WIRED article:

wombatog.bsky.social•25 days ago

This is why we should have never stopped bullying losers, so they know their place. Mom's basement, not the government.

zazecki.bsky.social•25 days ago

They had to defend their work....to an intern? For fucks sake

wearyandangry.bsky.social•25 days ago

They are not faceless or nameless now, they are actually:
Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.

rewhan.bsky.social•25 days ago

Never seen a haircut more in need of a Swirlie in all my life.

daily-deluxe.bsky.social•25 days ago

Incel uprising

supermills.bsky.social•25 days ago

Christ sometimes you know a dipshit just by looking at them.

carani07.bsky.social•25 days ago

That's a face only a mother can love, and I think she's still pinching his cheek

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