they say if you die with a "Hard on" youll be Bricked Up for eternity. its notoriously difficult to get an erection on your death bed though - ThreadSky

dril.bsky.social • 77 days ago

they say if you die with a "Hard on" youll be Bricked Up for eternity. its notoriously difficult to get an erection on your death bed though

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sandabluedeux.bsky.social•77 days ago

The late Gov Nelson Rockefeller would know.

david1milo.bsky.social•77 days ago

For a How To lesson, Ask David Carradine

dingojackson.bsky.social•77 days ago

My funeral sympathy boners are next level though

ilovepets420.bsky.social•77 days ago

skill issue

amphirelle.bsky.social•77 days ago

checkmate liberal

raphaelm.bsky.social•77 days ago

Nah it's actually pretty easy just lay down at an angle, the blood naturally pools to the lower regions of the body upon death.

sixsevenandgifted.bsky.social•77 days ago

won’t stop me from trying!

angeldamage.bsky.social•77 days ago

not if you follow the Plan

magicmel.bsky.social•77 days ago

Just die during sex duh

niceguyjim.bsky.social•77 days ago

Not a problem for Dillinger

afino.bsky.social•77 days ago

Live free, die hard

kitterbug.bsky.social•77 days ago

not if the hospital releases the emergency pawg

xjluke765.bsky.social•77 days ago

break glass with erection if horny

xjluke765.bsky.social•77 days ago

in emergency situations a dildo will suffice

kitterbug.bsky.social•77 days ago

I imagined the doctor pressing a big red button labeled "PAWG"

noplancanucks.bsky.social•77 days ago

Now we have something to live for

karton-official.bsky.social•77 days ago

Notoriously :D

scubaprison.bsky.social•77 days ago

Apparently the chance of dying with a boner increases if you're hanged. William Burroughs wrote about it.

abehoff60.bsky.social•77 days ago

They also say with stretching and straightening exercises
Wait...

Nevermind that's for a bent carrot

eksogen.bsky.social•76 days ago

Amateur. Just hang yourself

iain.coys.social•77 days ago

skill issue

psychoduck21.bsky.social•77 days ago

Mourning wood

jo-el.bsky.social•77 days ago

loonarian.bsky.social•77 days ago

lucyac.bsky.social•77 days ago

i didn't have any trouble . and look where we are now

aurora2986.bsky.social•77 days ago

glory only comes for those with the will to succeed

chrst3x.bsky.social•77 days ago

Mainly difficult to maintain it

moye.bsky.social•77 days ago

George Saunders wrote a great book about this.

weakcookies.bsky.social•77 days ago

Nurses in scrubs tho 🥵

ogdimwit.bsky.social•77 days ago

Not for me. I got a trick that I've been saving for just this type of moment

jakefattie.bsky.social•77 days ago

well… goals i guess

crashlander.bsky.social•77 days ago

Die with a Hard-on is a Christmas movie

step-mother.bsky.social•77 days ago

sometimes when you hang a guy they get a boner after they die

flashbackpacker.bsky.social•77 days ago

jeffreyd.bsky.social•77 days ago

put some viagra in the drip bitch

wolfmanzack.bsky.social•77 days ago

Those that die of autoerotic asphyxiation are the lucky ones

jirsch.bsky.social•77 days ago

They’re going as they’re coming 🫡

numberoneashe.bsky.social•77 days ago

lmaoo how have I never heard that before

pmg2point0.bsky.social•77 days ago

Just die in the morning then?

slykoby.bsky.social•77 days ago

Godfuck I’m so happy you’re on Bluesky

chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social•77 days ago

IMAGINE MEETING GOD WITH A GIANT BLUE-VEINER STIFFY.

IMAGINE GOD TRYING NOT TO NOTICE…

…AND FAILING…

sardborken.bsky.social•77 days ago

Maybe for you

thinkingsabrecat.bsky.social•77 days ago

Sounds about right as someone who had early onset Puberty in 1989-92 I had a priapism most of 1990 you could hang your hat on

balsamaster.bsky.social•77 days ago

Slip your embalmer $500 to start work a little early.

wirelessw.bsky.social•77 days ago

formaldehardon

rizzabdicated.bsky.social•77 days ago

Anybody know where I can find the Opposite Store?

brendanbe.bsky.social•77 days ago

bricked up, eh

customranch.bsky.social•77 days ago

the easiest way to do this is to hang yourself: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection

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