I'm good at coming up with very comforting things to say on the fly, like "What's a little blood, added to all of this?" - ThreadSky

ennuidoofen.bsky.social • 106 days ago

I'm good at coming up with very comforting things to say on the fly, like "What's a little blood, added to all of this?"

Comments

jimmylabe.bsky.social•106 days ago

"What's a little blood, added to all of this?"

A Romanian Cosmopolitan.

damnitjanet.bsky.social•106 days ago

Or just smear it on your cheeks and you're ready for a rampage

deeks549.bsky.social•106 days ago

❤️

parilani.sparkle.blue•105 days ago

ty that WAS very comforting to hear

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•105 days ago

🤣 what's A LOT of blood added to all of this? Just a puddle, Love

atnylinuxadmin.bsky.social•106 days ago

😂😂😂😂

theebonedaddy.bsky.social•106 days ago

The mantra of deli slicers everywhere

misterpants.bsky.social•106 days ago

That was YOU last night? When the nurse came in to do my vitals check I was very confused. Thank you for your comforting words.

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•106 days ago

Anytime, friend, unless I'm already occupied as an agent of chaos

misterpants.bsky.social•106 days ago

Maybe I can hire you as my personal AOC. I’m not going to be much use the next while, and my mind is fuzzy now. But on a good note, I’m getting released from this hospital this afternoon and going to a rehab facility.

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•106 days ago

What happened?

misterpants.bsky.social•106 days ago

I had a stroke Tuesday morning. Things happened fast, got to hospital and they got aneurism out of my brain. All things considered I was very lucky. Got my sensations back and now to rehab facility I go for how long I don’t know.

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•106 days ago

I'm so glad you made it 🩷 I'm otw to the cardio today

skippygranola.bsky.social•106 days ago

Macbeth, Act II Scene 1

codecurio.bsky.social•106 days ago

exactly what I said this weekend when we were putting together a new bookshelf for my kid

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•106 days ago

🤣 dangerous times

princessofwhales2.bsky.social•106 days ago

I do actually find that comforting right now though

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•106 days ago

In the 1800s it wasn't unheard of for a human to spontaneously combust but now we realize they likely fell asleep with a candle or cigarette anyway sweet dreams

princessofwhales2.bsky.social•106 days ago

😴😴😴

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•106 days ago

I too sleep better knowing some horrific thing 🤷🏻‍♀️

chriswoodguru.bsky.social•104 days ago

My favorite one is “even if you piss in the chili, it’s still chili.”

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•104 days ago

10/10

chriswoodguru.bsky.social•104 days ago

Posting Rules

Be respectful to others
No spam or self-promotion
Stay on topic
Follow Bluesky's terms of service

Comments

Posting Rules

Reply