imagine jeffrey dahmer walking into a 5 guys and reading the menu like well that’s def not what i was expecting. - ThreadSky

riotgrlerin.bsky.social • 39 days ago

imagine jeffrey dahmer walking into a 5 guys and reading the menu like well that’s def not what i was expecting.

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feralcatlady.bsky.social•39 days ago

😳

kimifw.bsky.social•38 days ago

I'm sure the families of his victims find this hilarious.

riotgrlerin.bsky.social•38 days ago

Notice how nothing was said about his victims…go be mad somewhere else, loser.

metamorphosis36.bsky.social•39 days ago

And then walking into the spearmint rhino like wt actual f?
🥸

aka-gina.bsky.social•39 days ago

My wife asked if I wanted 5 guys.. I said fuck yes and started undressing..

snarkey1.bsky.social•39 days ago

Coincidentally changed their name to four guys when he left?

stryc9fuego.bsky.social•38 days ago

Obligatory...

spookysumner.bsky.social•39 days ago

My kind of humor lmaoooo

weaselfd.bsky.social•38 days ago

Now superimpose Baron Trump’s head on Dahmer’s body and you have the next serial killer in the making.

rhonalisa.bsky.social•38 days ago

laughed at this most uncomfortably.

milovelimirovic.bsky.social•38 days ago

Girl Scout Cookies for dessert.

buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social•39 days ago

dviking13666.bsky.social•39 days ago

😆

thanatos420.bsky.social•39 days ago

Blatant false advertisement man.

jasperrains.bsky.social•38 days ago

nostalgiajon.bsky.social•38 days ago

Lol

notquietmodemd.bsky.social•38 days ago

He’s gonna be pissed when he goes to Hooters

terry-scott.bsky.social•38 days ago

😳😁😬

brokenjester777.bsky.social•38 days ago

askme99.bsky.social•39 days ago

That's funny. There's a franchise here called 4 Fingers Chicken - I won't eat there. Where the fuck is the thumb?

aeirould.bsky.social•38 days ago

Rubbing the nuggets

psychopoet.bsky.social•38 days ago

jimbpa.bsky.social•39 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

jimbpa.bsky.social•39 days ago

Sorry, not sorry

haphar.bsky.social•38 days ago

sick but funny

crashdive625.bsky.social•39 days ago

But those fries are rockin’.

dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social•39 days ago

elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social•38 days ago

If he were alive today he would currently be being grilled over his suitability to lead the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services in the Trump administration (what with Hannibal Lecter being unavailable due to being fictional)

transmascdruid.bsky.social•38 days ago

The funniest part is that, if I recall correctly, he was a registered Democrat. He hated Geraldo Rivera with a passion.

elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social•38 days ago

Donald Trump was a registered Democrat between 2001 and 2009.

lexie1179.bsky.social•38 days ago

🤣😂👏🏼👏🏼

gwhar.bsky.social•38 days ago

"Would you like a side order of thighs with that sir?".

jtsres.bsky.social•38 days ago

Huehuh

grumpyauldfella.bsky.social•39 days ago

The only problem with having 5 guys is you can’t walk properly for a few hours afterwards…

rokhausen.bsky.social•39 days ago

But hey, free peanuts

michaelbuckelew.bsky.social•38 days ago

twfjom.bsky.social•39 days ago

Had to read that a second time (in my defense, I was distracted by a Zoom meeting I'm listening to).
But.... good one!

janest.bsky.social•39 days ago

It took a minute but then I laughed out loud 😂

island-plinker.bsky.social•39 days ago

i didnt think it was that easy but i was wrong lol 😅

midnightmasseffect.bsky.social•39 days ago

oof

gonature.bsky.social•39 days ago

Lol

blandishmentbob.bsky.social•38 days ago

chevapi.bsky.social•38 days ago

his "can I speak to the manager?" moment.

moonspender27.bsky.social•38 days ago

There’s that half second before it hits you. Nice!

billthecat71.bsky.social•38 days ago

*walking out*

Dahmer: Ted, don't, never mind. Ted it's not...

paytra.bsky.social•38 days ago

Serial killer humor is so on brand for me yes

riotgrlerin.bsky.social•38 days ago

Ppl seem to be very upset abt it lol

billthecat71.bsky.social•38 days ago

that's how you know you're doing it right.

paytra.bsky.social•38 days ago

If we don’t learn to laugh through the terribleness then we are gonna have a rough few years🙄

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