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andr3wsky.bsky.social • 38 days ago

Your get out of jail free card is here

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tresselset.bsky.social•32 days ago

Oh you mean my hot get out of free jail card?

alexandriterose.bsky.social•38 days ago

Uuuum can I get arrested and call you between the hours of 1 to 5 am?

anothergayfromx.bsky.social•37 days ago

Dad?

siskoismycaptain.bsky.social•38 days ago

Gawd damn! 🥵

bigartcity.bsky.social•38 days ago

Hot damn

concerts-raccoons.bsky.social•38 days ago

I've always appreciated a nice suit.

Also, I've had to hire an attorney before and free legal service is absolutely good on a checkbook. Thx!

shart.bad-kerning.com•37 days ago

ereed1014.bsky.social•38 days ago

Glad I know who to call!

saswell.bsky.social•38 days ago

sleepymedic.bsky.social•37 days ago

You're distracting me from making waffles.

tathiela.bsky.social•38 days ago

Date night? Night court? Where you heading looking that delish.

sja1283.bsky.social•38 days ago

Our internet bf

sinenomine66.bsky.social•38 days ago

This is the only acceptable response...

sweetadelinexo.bsky.social•38 days ago

I have the right to an attorney.

joyrunner.bsky.social•38 days ago

She does.

shellatrix.bsky.social•38 days ago

♥️

boldcoastgirl.bsky.social•37 days ago

First bathroom selfie I've approved of ... ever.

oh-hey-its-saraz.bsky.social•37 days ago

Except in MO we’re constantly bogged down by cash bail 😩

samaf2475.bsky.social•38 days ago

Fine, I’ll go do some crime.

sarahliz13.bsky.social•38 days ago

Bella where the hell have you been loca?!

sirkhloris.bsky.social•37 days ago

This is so funny, omg

defenestrateitall.bsky.social•38 days ago

And the thirst traps continue here 😂

unskinnybopp.bsky.social•38 days ago

Good Sir, I was supposed to be leaving my unhinged comments to you on the other app. Please. It’s been a day & I’m weak

crossyerfingers.bsky.social•38 days ago

But here, you can use gifs to express yourself. ;)

flameoftarvalon.bsky.social•38 days ago

Right, I can't leave TikTok energy comments here.

christinaac.bsky.social•38 days ago

You can do anything you put your mind to!

aj1701.bsky.social•38 days ago

Looking good!

whitewater648.bsky.social•38 days ago

🔥🔥🔥

ajditt.bsky.social•38 days ago

Why are you always appealing? 🧐

dogalmighty.bsky.social•37 days ago

Thanks. I may wind up needing it.

livingwithjess.bsky.social•11 days ago

Forget cross-examination, I just want to be pinned against the witness stand.

janefondle.bsky.social•24 days ago

😍

gonzo001a.bsky.social•37 days ago

Sir, do I have to move you to my NSFW feed?

susiansujali.bsky.social•38 days ago

And what a nice card it is 😄

kristaraesays.bsky.social•38 days ago

How dare you????

merrythemarine.bsky.social•38 days ago

The suit looks sharp!

cal3bjo3.bsky.social•38 days ago

This outfit would look great on my bedroom floor

inagaddadonita.bsky.social•38 days ago

I know my rights and they include choosing my own attorney!! 😍

mysticsistercoven.bsky.social•38 days ago

You said something about vibe earlier and now that's stuck in my head. Your fault, sir, not mine. Nice suit ♡

neuronuance.bsky.social•37 days ago

Is their toothpaste on your tie, man?!?!

simplijessi.bsky.social•37 days ago

You are here! I'm so happy 😭💙

ronaramone.bsky.social•38 days ago

Give it back! I was saving that for the next wave of protests.

n1cole-mar1e.bsky.social•38 days ago

Any chance you can practice law in Iowa, cause I’ll break the law to get you here if I have to.

arrrjae.bsky.social•38 days ago

Glad to see you here!

unpopablebubble.bsky.social•38 days ago

Not to be thirsty on main, but DAYUM.

thecandacesmith.bsky.social•37 days ago

I'm so glad to find you here! 🩷

homeecmel.bsky.social•38 days ago

Thirst traps on bsky is new but I’m not upset.

sheila-owens.bsky.social•38 days ago

Missed you! I saved your TikTok outro and must have watched it like 8 times today. Somehow your rage calms my rage. Not going back there so post good shit here!

booeyboosh.bsky.social•38 days ago

Bluesky is not ready for this much heat.

mandyreez.bsky.social•38 days ago

Those pants are about to show us the long arm of the law, good sir.

tcharter94.bsky.social•38 days ago

Nah uh, it's too early for you to be that....🥵 🙈🙈🙈

amjoy25.bsky.social•38 days ago

Good heavens. 🤤

murph.social•38 days ago

You're gonna make me President?!

yourgirlabouttown.bsky.social•33 days ago

You look like that, then open your mouth and it’s even more 🫠🫠🫠💕

laurenmucho.bsky.social•38 days ago

Time to pass go and collect my $200

natashareads.bsky.social•35 days ago

taelliott-24.bsky.social•37 days ago

Remember that promise @andr3wsky.bsky.social ...we may all be calling at some point in this next 4

mmemaeve.bsky.social•38 days ago

I am digging this suit on you. Looking sharp!

moonsister7.bsky.social•15 days ago

A welcome sight!

dideethegreat.bsky.social•38 days ago

*Slowly tucks card into back pocket.*

armk520.bsky.social•38 days ago

🫡

dudyer.bsky.social•31 days ago

Ok but should I at least leave a tip?

brandyscott.bsky.social•37 days ago

drl123.bsky.social•38 days ago

Objection! Too good-looking!😆💙

pnwcurlygirl.bsky.social•38 days ago

Well, FFS. Didn’t have wildly breaking the law on my to-do list, but let’s get started

adnamaeus.bsky.social•38 days ago

Can we keep the handcuffs, though?

laynelass.bsky.social•38 days ago

Hand soap, clean bathroom and decor? 🥵 Andy stop

cryptidcrochet.bsky.social•38 days ago

First thought was ‘is this the guy that represents Waldo when he is finally found and is being sued for causing emotional distress of his family?’ I need to go to sleep

ellenc94.bsky.social•38 days ago

And not a moment too soon. Will you represent me if I get caught up in some protesting orrrr 🙃🥰

meggyz.bsky.social•38 days ago

Hold on, lemme go commit a crime in KC..

amjoy25.bsky.social•38 days ago

This is the energy, Meg.

didami.bsky.social•38 days ago

Everyone else indulging a very specific fantasy, and my first thought being, "Okay but I COULD set fire to Mar-a-Lago if I wouldn't go to jail."

I think my hormones are broken, y'all.

itsbrandybetch.bsky.social•38 days ago

I really did start running the numbers on crimes I’d like to commit before I opened the comments, knowing full well I’m broken and was not the intended audience.

-Glad to not be alone here

breekmw.bsky.social•38 days ago

I am SO with you

didami.bsky.social•38 days ago

joyrunner.bsky.social•38 days ago

How much does the attorney-client privilege cover?

calamityjo163.bsky.social•38 days ago

Can I keep the cuffs though? 🙂‍↕️

caitrlarpi.bsky.social•38 days ago

After tomorrow, I'll probably need one.

inadequatehero.bsky.social•37 days ago

Um, excuse me, but what type of law do you practice? I need to make sure I can hire you specifically, when I /allegedly/ do heinous crimes.

christinaac.bsky.social•38 days ago

It’s not tiktok but let’s give it a try… Raw, next question.

authoraellacgrey.bsky.social•37 days ago

cassieohemgee.bsky.social•38 days ago

Anything you say can and will be held against. Only say my name. It will be held against you.

tarrahrose.bsky.social•31 days ago

#daddy why don’t we ever see you out in the wild in Kc? I think we need to start a new hashtag

#Andr3skyInTheWild

You have a fan club here…

hellokristy209.bsky.social•38 days ago

Super sarcastic and cleans up good. I can’t resist a man in a suit and tie. Marry me and it’s not a question lol

aflowers1021.bsky.social•38 days ago

So glad you are here since I will not be going back to TikTok!

blue-button.bsky.social•18 days ago

dnmurph.bsky.social•37 days ago

raw. next question.

authoraellacgrey.bsky.social•37 days ago

I searched for "Raw. Next question" in the comment section, hoping.. nay... praying* for the same hit of dopamine as when they show on tiktok.

I was not disappointed.

Thanks, chat. 🩵💙

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