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andr3wsky.bsky.social • 101 days ago

Your get out of jail free card is here

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tresselset.bsky.social•95 days ago

Oh you mean my hot get out of free jail card?

alexandriterose.bsky.social•101 days ago

Uuuum can I get arrested and call you between the hours of 1 to 5 am?

anothergayfromx.bsky.social•100 days ago

Dad?

siskoismycaptain.bsky.social•101 days ago

Gawd damn! 🥵

bigartcity.bsky.social•101 days ago

Hot damn

concerts-raccoons.bsky.social•101 days ago

I've always appreciated a nice suit.

Also, I've had to hire an attorney before and free legal service is absolutely good on a checkbook. Thx!

shart.bad-kerning.com•100 days ago

ereed1014.bsky.social•101 days ago

Glad I know who to call!

saswell.bsky.social•101 days ago

sleepymedic.bsky.social•100 days ago

You're distracting me from making waffles.

tathiela.bsky.social•101 days ago

Date night? Night court? Where you heading looking that delish.

sja1283.bsky.social•101 days ago

Our internet bf

sinenomine66.bsky.social•101 days ago

This is the only acceptable response...

sweetadelinexo.bsky.social•101 days ago

I have the right to an attorney.

joyrunner.bsky.social•101 days ago

She does.

shellatrix.bsky.social•101 days ago

♥️

boldcoastgirl.bsky.social•100 days ago

First bathroom selfie I've approved of ... ever.

oh-hey-its-saraz.bsky.social•100 days ago

Except in MO we’re constantly bogged down by cash bail 😩

samaf2475.bsky.social•101 days ago

Fine, I’ll go do some crime.

sarahliz13.bsky.social•101 days ago

Bella where the hell have you been loca?!

sirkhloris.bsky.social•100 days ago

This is so funny, omg

defenestrateitall.bsky.social•101 days ago

And the thirst traps continue here 😂

unskinnybopp.bsky.social•101 days ago

Good Sir, I was supposed to be leaving my unhinged comments to you on the other app. Please. It’s been a day & I’m weak

crossyerfingers.bsky.social•101 days ago

But here, you can use gifs to express yourself. ;)

flameoftarvalon.bsky.social•101 days ago

Right, I can't leave TikTok energy comments here.

christinaac.bsky.social•101 days ago

You can do anything you put your mind to!

aj1701.bsky.social•101 days ago

Looking good!

whitewater648.bsky.social•101 days ago

🔥🔥🔥

ajditt.bsky.social•101 days ago

Why are you always appealing? 🧐

dogalmighty.bsky.social•100 days ago

Thanks. I may wind up needing it.

livingwithjess.bsky.social•74 days ago

Forget cross-examination, I just want to be pinned against the witness stand.

janefondle.bsky.social•87 days ago

😍

gonzo001a.bsky.social•100 days ago

Sir, do I have to move you to my NSFW feed?

susiansujali.bsky.social•101 days ago

And what a nice card it is 😄

kristaraesays.bsky.social•101 days ago

How dare you????

merrythemarine.bsky.social•101 days ago

The suit looks sharp!

cal3bjo3.bsky.social•101 days ago

This outfit would look great on my bedroom floor

inagaddadonita.bsky.social•101 days ago

I know my rights and they include choosing my own attorney!! 😍

mysticsistercoven.bsky.social•101 days ago

You said something about vibe earlier and now that's stuck in my head. Your fault, sir, not mine. Nice suit ♡

neuronuance.bsky.social•100 days ago

Is their toothpaste on your tie, man?!?!

simplijessi.bsky.social•100 days ago

You are here! I'm so happy 😭💙

ronaramone.bsky.social•101 days ago

Give it back! I was saving that for the next wave of protests.

n1cole-mar1e.bsky.social•101 days ago

Any chance you can practice law in Iowa, cause I’ll break the law to get you here if I have to.

arrrjae.bsky.social•101 days ago

Glad to see you here!

unpopablebubble.bsky.social•101 days ago

Not to be thirsty on main, but DAYUM.

thecandacesmith.bsky.social•100 days ago

I'm so glad to find you here! 🩷

homeecmel.bsky.social•101 days ago

Thirst traps on bsky is new but I’m not upset.

sheila-owens.bsky.social•101 days ago

Missed you! I saved your TikTok outro and must have watched it like 8 times today. Somehow your rage calms my rage. Not going back there so post good shit here!

booeyboosh.bsky.social•101 days ago

Bluesky is not ready for this much heat.

mandyreez.bsky.social•101 days ago

Those pants are about to show us the long arm of the law, good sir.

tcharter94.bsky.social•101 days ago

Nah uh, it's too early for you to be that....🥵 🙈🙈🙈

amjoy25.bsky.social•101 days ago

Good heavens. 🤤

murph.social•101 days ago

You're gonna make me President?!

leah79.bsky.social•28 days ago

It’s giving Charlie Cox in the first season of Daredevil

yourgirlabouttown.bsky.social•96 days ago

You look like that, then open your mouth and it’s even more 🫠🫠🫠💕

laurenmucho.bsky.social•101 days ago

Time to pass go and collect my $200

natashareads.bsky.social•98 days ago

taelliott-24.bsky.social•100 days ago

Remember that promise @andr3wsky.bsky.social ...we may all be calling at some point in this next 4

mmemaeve.bsky.social•101 days ago

I am digging this suit on you. Looking sharp!

moonsister7.bsky.social•78 days ago

A welcome sight!

dideethegreat.bsky.social•101 days ago

*Slowly tucks card into back pocket.*

armk520.bsky.social•101 days ago

🫡

dudyer.bsky.social•94 days ago

Ok but should I at least leave a tip?

brandyscott.bsky.social•100 days ago

drl123.bsky.social•101 days ago

Objection! Too good-looking!😆💙

pnwcurlygirl.bsky.social•101 days ago

Well, FFS. Didn’t have wildly breaking the law on my to-do list, but let’s get started

adnamaeus.bsky.social•101 days ago

Can we keep the handcuffs, though?

laynelass.bsky.social•101 days ago

Hand soap, clean bathroom and decor? 🥵 Andy stop

cryptidcrochet.bsky.social•101 days ago

First thought was ‘is this the guy that represents Waldo when he is finally found and is being sued for causing emotional distress of his family?’ I need to go to sleep

ellenc94.bsky.social•101 days ago

And not a moment too soon. Will you represent me if I get caught up in some protesting orrrr 🙃🥰

meggyz.bsky.social•101 days ago

Hold on, lemme go commit a crime in KC..

amjoy25.bsky.social•101 days ago

This is the energy, Meg.

joyrunner.bsky.social•101 days ago

How much does the attorney-client privilege cover?

calamityjo163.bsky.social•101 days ago

Can I keep the cuffs though? 🙂‍↕️

caitrlarpi.bsky.social•101 days ago

After tomorrow, I'll probably need one.

inadequatehero.bsky.social•100 days ago

Um, excuse me, but what type of law do you practice? I need to make sure I can hire you specifically, when I /allegedly/ do heinous crimes.

christinaac.bsky.social•101 days ago

It’s not tiktok but let’s give it a try… Raw, next question.

authoraellacgrey.bsky.social•100 days ago

cassieohemgee.bsky.social•101 days ago

Anything you say can and will be held against. Only say my name. It will be held against you.

tarrahrose.bsky.social•94 days ago

#daddy why don’t we ever see you out in the wild in Kc? I think we need to start a new hashtag

#Andr3skyInTheWild

You have a fan club here…

hellokristy209.bsky.social•101 days ago

Super sarcastic and cleans up good. I can’t resist a man in a suit and tie. Marry me and it’s not a question lol

aflowers1021.bsky.social•101 days ago

So glad you are here since I will not be going back to TikTok!

blue-button.bsky.social•80 days ago

dnmurph.bsky.social•100 days ago

raw. next question.

authoraellacgrey.bsky.social•100 days ago

I searched for "Raw. Next question" in the comment section, hoping.. nay... praying* for the same hit of dopamine as when they show on tiktok.

I was not disappointed.

Thanks, chat. 🩵💙

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