Ok, what household object are you though? Current thought - Maybe a toaster? Not a toaster oven, to be clear. Possibly a food processor. I'll have to really think on this one. I might actually be a smoke detector that has run out of battery but somehow is still able to make that irritating beep - ThreadSky

niais.bsky.social • 52 days ago

Ok, what household object are you though? Current thought - Maybe a toaster? Not a toaster oven, to be clear.

Possibly a food processor. I'll have to really think on this one.

I might actually be a smoke detector that has run out of battery but somehow is still able to make that irritating beep

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prettyell.bsky.social•52 days ago

probably a cat tree bc morbius climbs my legs when i wear pants

aaronmarkey.com•51 days ago

A Bowflow. At some point I was made for a purpose. Now I just sit in a carpeted room and children ask what I do.

percysperson.bsky.social•52 days ago

I’m a butcher knife and I have some meat in mind.

mollyak.bsky.social•52 days ago

The popcorn popper I got at a thrift store that still has the masking tape label on the side saying “Works ok.”

anyfishanytime.bsky.social•52 days ago

As it should, this is of the old ways.

niais.bsky.social•52 days ago

I feel that extremely deeply.

faileseia.bsky.social•52 days ago

Under-bed storage. I have no explanation.

niais.bsky.social•52 days ago

None needed.

maht.bsky.social•52 days ago

We’re all technically food processors, so that’s almost a nice one.

jopabinia.bsky.social•52 days ago

My busted nearly 20 year old toaster oven that was once on fire (with flame scars as proof) yet keeps on toastin'

jopabinia.bsky.social•52 days ago

Sorry haha

mknapp.bsky.social•52 days ago

I’m definitely a stand mixer. I don’t have an explanation, but that feels right.

antijen.bsky.social•52 days ago

I'm ABSOLUTELY the little mechanism in the fridge door that starts beeping when you're taking too long to select a snack.

niais.bsky.social•52 days ago

OMG, I yell at you so often. SorryNotSorry.

antijen.bsky.social•52 days ago

Just grab the entire cheese drawer and move along to the couch! I'm not cooling the whole kitchen here!

niais.bsky.social•52 days ago

RUDE.

nullwave.bsky.social•52 days ago

I’d *like* to be an overpriced (and confusing and too small) juicer/blender. Too annoying to use, so I could just sleep, forgotten, in the back of a cabinet. Too expensive to ever throw out, though, to avoid going to the dump.

rwmartin.bsky.social•52 days ago

Some sort of garden implement.

scsmith4.bsky.social•52 days ago

For multiple reasons, I'd be a freestanding foodmixer.

llarisah.bsky.social•52 days ago

I’m the water heater you never drained & I’m about to drop my bottom to the floor

niais.bsky.social•52 days ago

Beep.

passeriform.bsky.social•52 days ago

BEEEEEEEEEP

ltimonin.bsky.social•52 days ago

My toaster ain't working so neither will I?

erinleeryan.bsky.social•52 days ago

I'm th annoying Vitamix pitcher: has sharp whirly thing to cut youat bottom and technically can go in the dishwasher top rack except....none of them have enough room for that shit.

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