[police academy] instructor: you failed the psych exam me: that sucks instructor: *giving me a badge* why - ThreadSky

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adamcerious.bsky.social • 583 days ago

[police academy]

instructor: you failed the psych exam

me: that sucks

instructor: *giving me a badge* why

I thought you meant the film series

pulling back the badge: “psych!”

joseli.to•583 days ago

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Something very close to this happened to a friend of mine and he quit the academy and became anti cop lmao

michael winslow: *makes the sound of r2d2 falling down a flight of stairs

It’s true.

Very James Bond in Skyfall vibe

Happened to me in the 70's.....did NOT get the badge....now, I thank the gods.

This is for your wife

*hands you a baton*

💀

Okay but how'd you do at the making silly sound effects with your mouth exam?

rincewind.run•583 days ago

in fact, we're giving you an extra gun

You also can't score too high on the intelligence or ethics exams if you want to be a police officer.

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