Hayden Haynes, the chief of staff to House Speaker Mike Johnson, and one of the most powerful aides on Capitol Hill, was arrested after Trump's joint address to Congress for drunken driving after his car struck a Capitol vehicle.
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Karma is coming for you Mike Johnson next …and it’s stealthy and sure footed. You can try to run, hide from it, but karma always finds you. I will relish seeing it as will most of the world.
I can just imagine how the drunken conversation went, while he was telling the officer that he should just call the Speaker, and he would fix everything! Bwwwaaa ha ha ha ha
OK, Mr. Moral-at-any-cost, stand your ground, tell the officers to arrest him, throw him in jail, let him suffer the consequences of his despicable actions. No grace here. No excuses. Give him the same treatment you'd give a starving child in a third worold country, or a veteran in this one.
Poor guy must be one of the decent republicans of the Don Bacon school who just couldn’t deal with his simp boss and the rest of Krasnov and co last night
Maybe he has to drink in order for him justifying the lies he hears constantly from Trump, it would make perfect sense, or maybe he's just another alkie.
All he had to do was take a cab instead. Lord knows he could afford it. But that’s how little care they have for the lives of others….
(Obv he’d never take the Metro)
So it wasn't just a random police check.
HE FUCKED UP. HE CAUSED AN ACCIDENT!
WHILE DRIVING DRUNK.
GOP FAMILY AND COMMUNITY VALUES ON FULL DISPLAY!
Speaker Johnson's own Chief of Staff!
EXEMPLARY!!!
God fearing #KKKristian Mike Johnson always stands up for the American criminals while bashing so called immigrant crime.. hey Mikey which is it an eye 4 an eye or turn the other cheek … can’t have both.
Maybe I will be shown to be wrong ..but I betcha most caught DUI ..are alcholics . That they have been driving drunk for years ..and just hadn't been caught . The point being this guy , just like Hegseth probably has a history with a bottle . This is an admin of alcoholics , pedos , and crooks .
How many more Republican aides, Senators, Representatives and cabinet members will need to drink to get drunk in order to swallow and do nothing to prevent what Trump and billionaires are doing to destroy their country.
So he was drinking on the job, driving drunk, and caused damage to government property, but the Speaker "has full faith and confidence in him"
Unacceptable.
2 parts bourbon
1 part fortified red wine (sweet vermouth, dubonnet rouge, etc)
1/2 part sweet liqueur (I’m partial to maraschino, but orange liqueurs work well, too)
1/2 part bitter liqueur (an amaro, cynar, gran Classico, etc.)
2-3 shakes of bitters
shocking - truly not shocking at all - fully HALF the GOP Congress/ Senate are likely alcoholics
far more shocking would be our dem lawmakers TAKING ACTION @schumer.senate.gov @fetterman.senate.gov @warren.senate.gov @sanders.senate.gov at least Bernie walked out @aoc.bsky.social
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I sure hope there's enough AA counselors left (not fired) in the swamp to help him.
(Obv he’d never take the Metro)
… that being said, I’m sure he will suffer no consequences
Just like the Enrique Tarrio arrest. No more news on him
HE FUCKED UP. HE CAUSED AN ACCIDENT!
WHILE DRIVING DRUNK.
GOP FAMILY AND COMMUNITY VALUES ON FULL DISPLAY!
Speaker Johnson's own Chief of Staff!
EXEMPLARY!!!
Stands to reason their staffers are too.
Apparently, the drunk MAGAs haven’t heard of Uber, a taxi, or Lyft. Bunch of dangerous morons.
Take away their peace.
Tell people what they’re doing.
Elbows Up!
Unacceptable.
And they took the bait!
Working that side of the isle requires numbing the mind and feelings.
Convicts Alcoholics and Drug Addicts
Drinking in the Speakers office.
2 parts bourbon
1 part fortified red wine (sweet vermouth, dubonnet rouge, etc)
1/2 part sweet liqueur (I’m partial to maraschino, but orange liqueurs work well, too)
1/2 part bitter liqueur (an amaro, cynar, gran Classico, etc.)
2-3 shakes of bitters
Am I doing it right MAGAts?
Source: TheDailyBeast
far more shocking would be our dem lawmakers TAKING ACTION @schumer.senate.gov @fetterman.senate.gov @warren.senate.gov @sanders.senate.gov at least Bernie walked out @aoc.bsky.social
nice signs right
I don't know what his BAC was, that's just Speaker Johnson's codename.
And, by golly, these people do stupid like there's no tomorrow!
But, they'll tell the Emperor that his suit looks fabulous, and that's the only qualification they need.
With Jim Hacker being Breathalysed.
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