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grudgie.bsky.social
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245 days ago
WTF are you guys doing?
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aliceinkeynes.bsky.social
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245 days ago
Isn't it *cool* to be nihilistic low fruit-picking human skin tags who still make Hillary jokes in 2024? 🙃
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rawfrustrations.bsky.social
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245 days ago
#SHE had a real banger of joke about the Pied Piper though.
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raymondgibson.bsky.social
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245 days ago
Don’t even joke about it.
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raymondgibson.bsky.social
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245 days ago
You know the ACLU is defending an Atomwaffen member?
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beansadette.bsky.social
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244 days ago
Is a well placed meteor too much to ask?
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alisonrobin.com
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245 days ago
I love you Onion employees
I love you onion front page that looks like a print issue
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marythetrainer.bsky.social
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245 days ago
You’re… proud of this?
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down10.bsky.social
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245 days ago
It’s cool
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rawfrustrations.bsky.social
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245 days ago
They have every reason to be.
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aliceinkeynes.bsky.social
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245 days ago
Oh, they never got over having Bernie's scrotum slapped off their chins.
https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2020/02/23/the-onion-bernie-sanders-2020-satire-politics-democrats-116620
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bone2meetu.bsky.social
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245 days ago
It’s just them reporting on the news
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dumbjosh.bsky.social
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245 days ago
the break in headline and picture really made me laugh out loud, good work everyone
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sff180.bsky.social
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245 days ago
Honestly surprised to realize by these comments that a whole lot of people don’t know you’re satire.
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mrmaresca.com
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245 days ago
I think some of them are just so earnestly far-left they don't even understand satire.
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rawfrustrations.bsky.social
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245 days ago
What do you consider “far left”?
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xehsu.lol
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245 days ago
People expect satire to be funny not punch them in the gut.
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sff180.bsky.social
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245 days ago
I think punching people in the gut is literally the mission of satire. A Modest Proposal was not intended as light comedy.
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rawfrustrations.bsky.social
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245 days ago
I like my satire punchy, thank you very much.
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xehsu.lol
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245 days ago
It needs to leave me whimpering on the ground pleading forgiveness
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aliceinkeynes.bsky.social
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postwood.bsky.social
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245 days ago
I thought Joe sounded Reagan-esque
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turdlet.bsky.social
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245 days ago
when he was falling asleep for sure
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goldstein.bsky.social
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erinbiba.bsky.social
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245 days ago
C’mon Onion ALT is literally just copy and paste it’ll take you less then 60 seconds.
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dethveggie.bsky.social
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245 days ago
That's... not good, guys. Just... bad.
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monospace.com
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245 days ago
Ugh. I’d rather read the fucking New York Times.
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pepperonidave.bsky.social
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245 days ago
No one's stopping you.
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ugobananas.bsky.social
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245 days ago
Please include alt text so we can all suffer equally
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puncake.bsky.social
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244 days ago
And oh boy are y'all right
Just end this
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s0laireofastora.bsky.social
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245 days ago
No different from NYT bothsides cringe
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mav.wtf
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245 days ago
I love y'all 😂😂
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joparkerbear.bsky.social
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245 days ago
Omg it totally does
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aliceinkeynes.bsky.social
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245 days ago
"HERE'S HOW BERNIE CAN STILL WIN"
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capitalcrimes.bsky.social
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245 days ago
?
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candyworks.bsky.social
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245 days ago
Only the onion can get us through the rest of our lives…
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rawfrustrations.bsky.social
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245 days ago
Which might be mercifully short after November
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candyworks.bsky.social
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244 days ago
😂😂😂
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citrusthings.bsky.social
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245 days ago
Man I wish that bottom right one was true
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change1strategy.bsky.social
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245 days ago
Y'all were spot on last night. Keep up the great "reporting" and thank you for your service (America needs all the help we can get)
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casualobserver.bsky.social
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245 days ago
Haha...this sucks. Meteor 2024.
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bennettelder.net
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245 days ago
No
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I love you onion front page that looks like a print issue
https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2020/02/23/the-onion-bernie-sanders-2020-satire-politics-democrats-116620
Just end this