Yeah, I live here in Oklarona. I am surrounded by the "poorly educated" who watch FAUX NOOZ and believe everything they say. Of course, it is all Russia propaganda. They spout it verbatim. Sickening.
Finally. These fully grown human beings can learn how to be good people from conception. How else will people know not to murder people or covet thy neighbors wife?
Maybe Repubs should read the 10 Commandments and realize they are the opposite and they are the 7 deadly sins before thinking about putting them in classrooms. If I were a teacher and the 10 Commandments were in my room, I’d teach the kids how Repubs are the anti-Christ.
Fetuses can't read so how about make it mandatory that mom's play regularly the commandments like many play classical music to their fetuses?! Also additional they should play "we love Israel" and " Israel has a right to defend itself" so they will prepared for what they will find after being born..
those little unborn babies better be saying the ding dang pledge of allegiance each morning or they're unamerican. bring back prayer in wombs gotdangit. make english the official language of unborn babies. prenatal burning of a flag should get you deported.
@theonion.com is truly the prophet of our times. Let these words of wisdom soothe your souls.
>>> With this landmark law mandating the Ten Commandments be hung on every pregnant woman’s uterine wall, Oklahoma pushes back against attempts to secularize our wombs,” said Gov. Kevin Stitt,"
I mean its not liek the head of Oklahoma schools is trying to audition to be trumps standard bearer... oh wait... he is...
He even tried to force schools to play a little jeebus indoctrination video he made to go along with the trump bibles.
Originally he was aiming to run for Gov so he could convert the entire state into jeebus land, but now he wants a much bigger role in indoctrinating children into accepting those in the pulpit doing the bad touch to them & not telling anyone b/c it would hurt the church.
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Would love that feature!
That makes total sense - thanks!
I just cleared out my browser history yesterday, so I can put it to good use now~
>>> With this landmark law mandating the Ten Commandments be hung on every pregnant woman’s uterine wall, Oklahoma pushes back against attempts to secularize our wombs,” said Gov. Kevin Stitt,"
Amen. 🙏
Coming to every womb soon.
And they will be required to take a Lemaze class where the instructor demonstrates how to do it as god intended.
He even tried to force schools to play a little jeebus indoctrination video he made to go along with the trump bibles.
https://bsky.app/profile/thatac.bsky.social/post/3layh4p5fdc2d
They could write it on diaphrams so the sperm can read it on the way in, too.