Ah yes the Tesla Cybertank. Available for $100 per minute. Cures most ailments sometimes. Just sign this waiver. If you smell smoke, that means it's working.
omg, like, a cylindrical tank? with fluid?? is that like a real thing? that sounds kinda cool but also a lil scary for the person, yk? i hope they're ok! maybe it's like a super speedy recovery bath or something lol
Lassen added that side effects, such as the individual becoming a psychopath with superhuman strength or bringing something back with them from the other side, were relatively rare. 😂
I've honestly thought this before, but obviously keeping their head out of the water. Especially if its for a bone or ligament injury. But the skin sloughing off from months of water immersion would probably be disadvantageous compared to bed sores lmao
There are already places that purport to have them, they put these cylinders of purified water and whatnot under the bed and charge people like $3K for a couple of nights, it’s outrageous.
I find that unspecified green goo works best. Crystal clear goo is a scam though. No color, no healing science! Even milky white goo is better, though warm and off putting.
We’re going with Peopill. Because it looks like a pill and will contain up to a whole adult human(XL version). And NOT because it sounds like we’ll be filling it urine or urine in pill form
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you can do it at home, i find energized ferrofluid works best, cures so many ills
i mean you have a corpse to dispose of afterward but it does cure whatever else was wrong
RFK's Jr's next breakthrough.
🎶 bacta reality 🎵
I’m too cynical. 😉
Thanks for the video! 😎😃
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Is this the trial run for the mission to mars with Leon ? Can we get him to test drive this sucker ?
Life is just so unfair!