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theonion.com • 30 days ago

What To Know About The Jan. 6 Pardons
https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the-jan-6-pardons/

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shaggymain.bsky.social•30 days ago

Looks like an oompaloompa

sireuchre.bsky.social•30 days ago

Trump called the Jan. 6th insurrectionists 'hostages'. HOSTAGES! That's about as disgusting as it gets. Maybe someone should get him to experience what real political hostages experience. Maybe 444 days of it, like the Iran Hostage Crisis survivors experienced. US jail is a vacation by comparison.

80hdgoblin.bsky.social•30 days ago

I had to look up if any of those idiots were from my state and found out one is return to a town near me soon. Not gonna be hard to find his house with all the flags.

msbak.bsky.social•30 days ago

Naughty 🧅

jonathondcole.bsky.social•30 days ago

jamesjamerson.bsky.social•30 days ago

Wins the internet today❤️

mlvi.bsky.social•30 days ago

Hope you republicans are proud!

realbrentgudowski.bsky.social•30 days ago

On the surface it sounds like a joke until you understand Moms for Library objectives 🤢

mungo42.bsky.social•30 days ago

I give it 3 months before these whackjobs start turning on Trump, then he'll blame someone else for releasing them.

r2habash.bsky.social•30 days ago

What makes you think they'll turn on him? They didn't care about the higher prices and reduced freedoms from his first term. I doubt they'll care more this time.

mungo42.bsky.social•30 days ago

Because he won't actually achieve anything. In his first term he at least tried to surround himself with semi competent people, but the problem was that this only highlighted his ineptitude.

This time around he's surrounded himself with morons that will hide his stupidity, but achieve nothing.

r2habash.bsky.social•30 days ago

I hope you're right. Facts don't matter to these kinds of people, though.

rds773.bsky.social•30 days ago

No, but vibes do

And if life is shitty enough, they tend to lash out at whoever they think is in charge

heliosx.bsky.social•30 days ago

Which will always be whatever “shadow government” or “woke elite” they conjure up. I despise Trump, but somehow he has managed to create a cult of personality so big that no matter what the majority of these morons will never turn on him.

itsmattehlers.bsky.social•30 days ago

So good it hurts…my soul

crs1967.bsky.social•30 days ago

I can't believe he pardoned all those antifa guys at that perfectly normal tourist visit

xsa1ntk1cksx.bsky.social•30 days ago

🤢🤮🤢🤮

ipmac.bsky.social•30 days ago

“Parody.” 🤣😳😐😬😭

thomas-paine.bsky.social•30 days ago

He is an idiot with no morals and they are criminal thugs. That’s what to know.

blueskykevin.bsky.social•30 days ago

That's not even funny anymore. That could literally be happening.

lylescout.bsky.social•30 days ago

"Q: What about Ashli Babbitt?

A: She’s alive again."

I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

crimmycrimson.bsky.social•30 days ago

It's okay, you'll meet Ashli Babbitt when you got there

raphiwsk.bsky.social•30 days ago

Is this true? About the school

thefisherking.bsky.social•30 days ago

I missed when The Onion articles couldn't be so easily confused as real.

prof-andy.bsky.social•30 days ago

As someone from the UK, I need someone from the USA to confirm that this is satire. I can no longer tell.....

purplegobbo.bsky.social•30 days ago

Okay I thought the Onion was parodical, when did you start reporting the actual news?

alystiria83.bsky.social•30 days ago

The most unbelievable part of this headline is that he would actually know or care to give a real answer on any topic.

alystiria83.bsky.social•30 days ago

I wish I didn't look at that headline completely unsurprised before I realized it was the onion

The actual things happening are that bad.

crozet.bsky.social•30 days ago

Did ADL, AIPAC etc. say something about this or as I suspect shut it up because Trump is a friend of Israel?

blanketracheler.bsky.social•30 days ago

Literally the case in Grosse Pointe, MI.

jemtastic.bsky.social•30 days ago

The line between satire and reality are getting way too blurry.

jamesmurphy68.bsky.social•30 days ago

Can someone please just finish the job? Ffs

gwendogmother.bsky.social•29 days ago

How sad.

nothinggoodhappens.bsky.social•30 days ago

Well, concentration camps to treat ADHD is not the craziest idea RFK has had...

simplehomegrow.bsky.social•30 days ago

Toughest job on the planet right now might be the person coming up with headlines crazier than reality

nothingfromnada.bsky.social•30 days ago

It would be a good bit if the Onion just turned into a straightforward journalism outlet and started doing nothing but factual reporting. Maybe Teen Vogue scooped them on that, I dunno.

butterscotch96.bsky.social•30 days ago

Please go back to stuff that clearly sounds like a joke

olenatheshroomlady.bsky.social•30 days ago

We can set a crowdsource payouts for them scale WH again. They are just peaceful protesters, already cleared. 🙃

mwq1914.bsky.social•30 days ago

Hopefully, no one will tell Trump about the MAGA supporters being unfairly held at Arkham Asylum.

madamairlock.bsky.social•30 days ago

The reality is even darker. He said the first thing he'll do now that he's out is go get a gun.

philthy69.bsky.social•30 days ago

I thought this was a satire page? This is just regular news lol

jimmolemaster.bsky.social•30 days ago

Too real, Onion!

darciesosa.bsky.social•30 days ago

The pardoning of Ross Ulbricht is a new low for this country, whose latest hobby is reaching new lows.

johnnydonny.bsky.social•30 days ago

Going to take a massive supply of shoe polish to get his face through four years of this many coats per application

blueskysilvia.bsky.social•30 days ago

Romanian & South Korean 'fired' their leaders.

Canada on the 28th will share a report about interferences in their country. & It is likely the same thugs that has interfered in USA election & globally.

This can qualify to hand over 47 to President Harris w/ the tecnological interferences?

the-craig89.bsky.social•30 days ago

Aren't some people asking for an investigation into Musks interference in the 2024 election, particularly in relation to voting machines in pensilvania and a former X employees open letter confessing to using AI bots to feed pro-maga misinformation into the wild.
Certainly needs to be

billgalloway.ca•30 days ago

The worse you more, the look it gets.

ljharrell.bsky.social•30 days ago

It’s not even satire anymore!!

joncobeard.bsky.social•30 days ago

Onion coming in hot!!! Again.

writing-to-the-max.bsky.social•29 days ago

The fact that Trump was the candidate of choice for a guy in a ‘Camp Auschwitz’ shirt should have disqualified him from being the president in most people’s eyes.