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51 days ago
Pills: Can We Get Some? We’re Really Hurting Right Now
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spikedonwhite.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Has echoes of the finance bro telling a climate change activist shutting down Chase HQ in NYC, "Take an ambien."
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psychicspacesquid.bsky.social
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51 days ago
I have some vitamin D supplements and some antihistamine, does that work?
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libramonkee.bsky.social
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51 days ago
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tabby676.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Here you go…
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foggmeizter.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Uppers and cheeseburgers,uppers and cheeseburgers,,dang im old.
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gabepuratekuta.bsky.social
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51 days ago
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paganoutlaw.bsky.social
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51 days ago
will stick with the bong.. ooh, cookies, what was the question
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lyelhaz.bsky.social
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51 days ago
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sheepy-baah.bsky.social
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51 days ago
I tried hotdog style once. Hamburger for the win
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brinnyxtreme.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Hotdog style does something to my throat, i can't stand it
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taimahawk.bsky.social
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51 days ago
More than you know 😭
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letcreate.bsky.social
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51 days ago
I thought this was A Dose Of Buckley for a second
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baameows.gay
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51 days ago
omg i love spironolactone 50mg i love pissing
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brettgeniusatwork.bsky.social
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51 days ago
What y’all holding
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scottax.bsky.social
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51 days ago
How, Trump has put tariffs on all the countries we import pharmaceuticals from.
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bauxoffice.bsky.social
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51 days ago
I got some roosters for you, real cheap.
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ckuebler.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Media is not covering the protests. But they are huge.
#resistance #protest #50501movement #fucktheking #fuckmusk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wOZEEARFbc
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blexy.bsky.social
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51 days ago
👀👀
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cullingsongs.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Evergreen message.
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unshackledfenrir.bsky.social
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51 days ago
I need some pills and some milk
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nickmyer.bsky.social
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51 days ago
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hunterahlquist.com
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51 days ago
all i got is Shmowder
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sleepygirl42.scares.men
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51 days ago
I'll have some estradiol and spiro if that's what you're looking for
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holeefook.bsky.social
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51 days ago
bring back quaaludes!
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n3cropants.bsky.social
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51 days ago
https://youtu.be/IG2JF0P4GFA
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holeefook.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Why you gotta dox me bro 😂
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n3cropants.bsky.social
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51 days ago
oh my god, mr the big man!! it's such an honor to meet you
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holeefook.bsky.social
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51 days ago
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resears.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Give Ellen a call. Bet he can hook you up with some Ketamine! 🙂
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traquy.bsky.social
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51 days ago
I think you mean Elon.
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resears.bsky.social
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51 days ago
You would be correct!
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creakybones.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Yup
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selmadale.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Quaaludes anyone? Dating myself. Don’t care
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purplewyrm.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Pills! Pills! Glorious pills!
Nothing quite like them for treating my ills!
My pain will not mug me,
My brain will not bug me,
As long as you drug me,
With glorious pills!
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tdvelez.bsky.social
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51 days ago
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thescrollpatrol.bsky.social
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51 days ago
“I just wanna sleep like a corpse!”
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lightsmith.bsky.social
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51 days ago
I got these Placebos they hit really hard though, so take with care.
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sdvibe.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Ask Musk. He's hooked up.
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jadena102010.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Certainly not with any humans.
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sdvibe.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Neuralink? Lol!
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jeffisontheroad.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Best thing about Michigan is legal weed.
Trust me. It helps.
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vicvinegar2024.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Deport all doctors ,now!!!!
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junkergg.bsky.social
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51 days ago
I need ALOT
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glen922.bsky.social
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51 days ago
If you get some please share!
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herbstwerk.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Can I have Saṃsāra please? DMT is too hard to get for a wuss like me.
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iamduncan.bsky.social
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51 days ago
You want pills with slightly different logos
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leafybins.bsky.social
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51 days ago
"I bet you miss me now".
Lots of Love, The Sackler Family.
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themcriblet.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Only ivermectin forever sorry. Maybe some Skyrizi.
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imsighked2.bsky.social
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51 days ago
if i had
more pills
i'd take em
if i had
more songs
to sing
more days for
day breaking
my heart
is aching
for you
--Amy Ray, More Pills
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mikekeating.bsky.social
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51 days ago
if RFK brings back qualudes, all is forgiven
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ouijabeard.satan.social
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51 days ago
I’m still gonna hate him, but now I’ll hate him on quaaludes.
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nightbnny.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Nah nah, only if he makes them OTC and shaped like flintstone vitamins
I’d still hate him but I’ll be a hell of a lot quieter about it
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sparklepigeon.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Have some spinach and some carrots. That should fix you right up.
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p1vs-v1tra.bsky.social
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51 days ago
I have some pristiq for days.. probably a year.
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undeadben.bsky.social
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51 days ago
i got a bottle of magnesium pills but i'm not sure that's what you're looking for, onion.
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nightbnny.bsky.social
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51 days ago
I know this is satire but I was genuinely recommended to ask my doctor to prescribe me Xanax as a coping mechanism
Doctor??
Prescribe??
Xanax??
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aquavirago.bsky.social
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51 days ago
I know someone who might have a few extra ketamine...
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catsofblsky.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Same
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erinnm.bsky.social
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51 days ago
I broke three ribs and get 4 vicodin. They told me to get anymore I'd have to be terminally ill
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joshawn.bsky.social
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51 days ago
The Sackler family gets rich and we have to live in pain
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itsfundamental.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Just buy them from Canada...
Oh.
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#resistance #protest #50501movement #fucktheking #fuckmusk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wOZEEARFbc
Nothing quite like them for treating my ills!
My pain will not mug me,
My brain will not bug me,
As long as you drug me,
With glorious pills!
Trust me. It helps.
Lots of Love, The Sackler Family.
more pills
i'd take em
if i had
more songs
to sing
more days for
day breaking
my heart
is aching
for you
--Amy Ray, More Pills
I’d still hate him but I’ll be a hell of a lot quieter about it
Doctor??
Prescribe??
Xanax??
Oh.