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theonion.com • 2 days ago

Fifth-Grade Science Paper Doesn't Stand Up To Peer Review
https://theonion.com/fifth-grade-science-paper-doesnt-stand-up-to-peer-revie-1819567814/

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conorlyo.bsky.social•2 days ago

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_k02H7VCfd2qUeW_6-5kd7B5os13n9kQ-s&si=XfMhF2lY5Jn8z8Dc

jasonthephotog.bsky.social•2 days ago

Timmy just couldn't get the others to try that time machine. Something about a missing cat that hasn't returned.

wondra1984.bsky.social•2 days ago

I would read that dark academia novel.

dorian15.bsky.social•2 days ago

I remember we (me and me peers) had a good laugh watching mealworms copulating in 5th grade science. …can’t even get a proper beetles gif here on bluesky™️..still working out the kinks.

emnicw.bsky.social•2 days ago

Try looking for Beatles gifs instead

dorian15.bsky.social•2 days ago

I did 🥸😶

emnicw.bsky.social•2 days ago

Then it must be Yoko’s fault

dorian15.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤫🙊

mikeshands.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yep

mayberight.bsky.social•2 days ago

? Cool kids rule?

justtheprincess.bsky.social•2 days ago

It was a paper about how the earth is flat and only 600 years old.

cirroccojones.bsky.social•2 days ago

Day 5: subject's pants still not on fire.

Trying new and bigger lies.

fledg.bsky.social•2 days ago

it's about the competition for funding... those pipsqueak rapscallions don't have mortgages!🤬

gabepuratekuta.bsky.social•2 days ago

My rebuttal: "You have cooties!" *runs away*

ratexla.bsky.social•2 days ago

"Yeah but my dad is stronger than your dad!!!!!!!11"

geeklawyer.bsky.social•2 days ago

The experiment reproducibility crises continues unabated.

raywolf.bsky.social•2 days ago

Which means the science is good enough for MAGA.

schnaa.bsky.social•2 days ago

Still way over their heads, though. Have to dumb that down a few grade levels for them to actually understand it.

jakewilson98.bsky.social•2 days ago

Sending this to r/compoface.

theopriestley.com•2 days ago

Would still beat any AI written slop though.

ekkochambers.bsky.social•1 day ago

I mean a child's science paper would be nonsensical in fun, creative ways.

mattsiegel.bsky.social•2 days ago

hahahaha why is this so funny XD

bobmouse.bsky.social•2 days ago

Kylie & Jefferson sitting in a tree does not prove shit…

shenannigans.bsky.social•1 day ago

A few years ago I lived beside some frat kids and I went over to their bouncy castle and I did a front flip and this one Asian girl was excited. but then three of them walked up to me like this because they didn't like my stupid ass roommate and I didn't know whether to respect them or not