Nation’s Fuckups Announce Plan To Get Shit Together For Real This Time
https://theonion.com/nations-fuckups-announce-plan-to-get-shit-together-for-real-this-time/
https://theonion.com/nations-fuckups-announce-plan-to-get-shit-together-for-real-this-time/
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*As soon as Trump’s former team from his first term in the office are released from prison.
I thought satire was supposed to punch up, not straight at me
(though I'll have you know I actually *did* get my shit together last time. Zero debt, stable job for 5 years, and i lost 80 damn pounds).
...Asking for a friend.