They already have something similar. I believe the locals call it an Epstein list. I imagine thats how they blackmailed Lindsey Graham into inserting his entire head up Trump's ass.
I had to stop for a second before I realized this was from The Onion.
Sort of tells you where we are as a country when I entertain the idea even for a fraction of a second that something this batshit crazy might actually happen. 🤯😅
I dunno... it was funnier when I didn't understand it. Kind of like in The Naked Gun when he says "nice ankle bracelet!" And she replies "did that slide down there again?"
For decades I've avoided looking into what that was supposed to mean. I'm embracing the mystery!
stop it! you are toying with the fine line that separates parody from reality, if you keep going like this you'll end up actually materializing your headlines into existence!!
'All federal employees have 24 hrs to submit 5 bullet points of how, when and where you will conceive my babies. Failure will be an accepted resignation'
If Musk were a true capitalist, he'd make them all set up an OnlyFans account, subscribe to their feed, and then shout perverted and disgusting things at them in DMs like the rest of us.
I was just listening to the audio, just woke up rubbing my face, and it took me a while, LIKE A LONG WHILE, to realize it was the ONN, stop being so fucking real ONN, I don't like that
When scrolling along, the Onion headlines are so similar now to the actual mind-blowingly absurd and insane realities and non-satirical news that when I saw this I was not at all surprised and assumed it was real.
Feels like it is probably actually real. Just me?
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Sort of tells you where we are as a country when I entertain the idea even for a fraction of a second that something this batshit crazy might actually happen. 🤯😅
Nice one, Onion. Well played.
I mean, you can probably get a purebred dog out of him for tiddy in that case.
https://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-250000-to-a-flight-attendant-who-accused-elon-musk-of-sexual-misconduct-2022-5
I have hideous feet. Circus freak. Real horrorshow. I could probably get him to spot me for groceries for that, right?
For decades I've avoided looking into what that was supposed to mean. I'm embracing the mystery!
wait... that was your plan all along, wasn't it?
I shouldnt have to...
https://youtu.be/ypfmHKawYv4?si=pWjTpPMfhypMpxiA
What a fk'n joke.
Where's a screaming meteor when you need one?
Feels like it is probably actually real. Just me?