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richwanket.bsky.social•79 days ago

I can’t tell you how many pans I’ve re-floured.

Life goes on.

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grcooper.bsky.social•79 days ago

How about this one?

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dookielazer.bsky.social•79 days ago

Technically, it’s not defloured.

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bunrab.bsky.social•79 days ago

Does that cake belong to Chuck Tingle?

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kteewriter.bsky.social•79 days ago

By the sentient butter cake?

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ihatemilk.bsky.social•79 days ago

It's well past its expiration date.

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grcooper.bsky.social•79 days ago

“Freshness Guaranteed”!

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simonsmith.bsky.social•79 days ago

I’d have sloppy seconds.

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robertkis.bsky.social•79 days ago

No telling what goes on during the night sift.

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trnapper.bsky.social•79 days ago

@aarondries.bsky.social (What We Do In The Shadows)

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joeross.me•79 days ago

They knew it when they typed it.

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authorpamelagibson.bsky.social•79 days ago

I think the term is Flourless.

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mak506.bsky.social•79 days ago

A fate worse than death!

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hntdove.bsky.social•79 days ago

Less appetizing, anyway.

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marvmadethat.com•79 days ago

🏆

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herne.bsky.social•79 days ago

At least it's not "cream filled"?

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elindbloom.bsky.social•79 days ago

Looked through all the comments for a cream filled one.

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cowb0t.bsky.social•79 days ago

Or glazed for that matter.

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loseyourchain.bsky.social•79 days ago

And it would have been too if security weren’t such brutes.

“Home of the free” my ass

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sdphilliesfan.bsky.social•79 days ago

guess matty gaetz came thru the kitchen

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jesseroth.bsky.social•79 days ago

🤣

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kteewriter.bsky.social•79 days ago

Is that like a boneless banana?

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literallymike.bsky.social•79 days ago

Red velvet?

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rodthelpn.bsky.social•79 days ago

I like a cake with….experience 😇

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hotelalhamra.bsky.social•79 days ago

Careful, the millenials might cancel you for slut shaming baked goods.

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genjcchristian.bsky.social•79 days ago

Shut up. I was really drunk.

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alanbpcny.bsky.social•79 days ago

I take it EVOO isn't one of the ingredients!

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katherinetraylor.bsky.social•79 days ago

Hey, don't shame the cakes!

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billy2names.bsky.social•79 days ago

at That price, I want a virgin!

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nosybear.bsky.social•79 days ago

Ewww...

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pensiveone.bsky.social•79 days ago

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k55f5r.bsky.social•78 days ago

At least it was spelled correctly.
Could have been deflowered.
Wait, was it creme filled?

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rhetoricallyhere.bsky.social•79 days ago

yeah, though it might explain the price.. poor guy, thats a lot of cakes.

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ginaruiz.bsky.social•79 days ago

lol

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bingley567.bsky.social•79 days ago

😆😉

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epbhistorian.bsky.social•79 days ago

The kids have moved on from pies, I see.

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enemywith1n.bsky.social•79 days ago

Funny I figured it would be a lot messier than what's pictured

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watercolor-wannabe.bsky.social•79 days ago

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nerdybutcute.bsky.social•79 days ago

oh dear

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flavorcryptid.bsky.social•79 days ago

Slutty ass cake.

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bsmittybsky.bsky.social•79 days ago

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korsair.bsky.social•79 days ago

😂

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awlnerdy.bsky.social•79 days ago

Maybe it was made with virgin olive oil

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copleyscott17.bsky.social•79 days ago

Probably a layer?

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ehusman.bsky.social•79 days ago

Now, now, no slut-shaming in the bakery

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dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social•79 days ago

I guess Trump reinstated Prima Noctae early.

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sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social•79 days ago

That cake is spicy.

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rdansky.bsky.social•79 days ago

Presumably not made with virgin olive oil?

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sushinateur.bsky.social•79 days ago

Aren't most of the cakes we eat defloured already 😅

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michaeljameshawk.bsky.social•79 days ago

Cake is cake.

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jenatmary.bsky.social•77 days ago

Hmmm yummy 😋

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andreon2wheels.bsky.social•79 days ago

Whatever you do, don't google image search "strawberry iced bundt cake". Unless your new year's resolution is to avoid sweets, then have at it.

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andreon2wheels.bsky.social•79 days ago

Never mind, the algorithm no longer has the horror show as an early hit.

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babrahamse.bsky.social•79 days ago

guess there's no virgin olive oil in that cake

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saridder.bsky.social•79 days ago

Not sure I could afford to eat that cake

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hologramfan.bsky.social•79 days ago

Try a tart.

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mamaqueer.bsky.social•79 days ago

Yup. Nailed it

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graehall.bsky.social•79 days ago

Or eat it while making aggressive eye contact with the person who sold it to you

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needfulwords.bsky.social•79 days ago

I swear to God this is how they invented Boston cream donuts

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briancebuhl.com•79 days ago

Whole Foods blatantly not selling the whole food.

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sigmasquared.bsky.social•79 days ago

This cake has been approved by Jim.

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anthrodiva.bsky.social•79 days ago

I'll not say what I'm thinking

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11110110101.bsky.social•79 days ago

With 6" in diameter there's a good chance of...

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sachant.bsky.social•79 days ago

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sachant.bsky.social•79 days ago

At least it's not deflowered. It remains untouched.

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mserikawinter.bsky.social•78 days ago

When will society stop treating defloured cakes like damaged goods? 😔

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fl-anjet.bsky.social•79 days ago

it should be ok.. once you get past the smell, you got it licked

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tmshannonauthor.com•79 days ago

Cake be freak-eee

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kiltedyaksman.bsky.social•79 days ago

Immediately thought of "if I'm going to eat a sandwich, I'd prefer one that someone hasn't fucked"

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dogsdadbod.bsky.social•79 days ago

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valentineglass.bsky.social•79 days ago

My cake is well defloured, and I imagine I could have a line around the block of people who would like to eat it.

Because they are gluten intolerant, you see. It probably wouldn't trigger their allergies.

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eliazar-meru.bsky.social•79 days ago

Leave it to Whole Foods.

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rikkitrevi.bsky.social•79 days ago

You’ll only eat it if you’re the first?

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xopherx.bsky.social•79 days ago

I prefer to do that myself.

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imlawboy.bsky.social•78 days ago

FWIW, Defloured is an excellent small gluten free bakery in Chicago that sells some stuff through Whole Foods.

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knittingamma.bsky.social•79 days ago

I am laughing so hard I'm crying. I thought grass-fed brie was funny when I saw it on a Whole Foods sign.

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knittingamma.bsky.social•77 days ago

This is the time to read the comments

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neelblair.bsky.social•79 days ago

That new kid in marketing’s got real spunk.

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greyguard.bsky.social•79 days ago

That sounds terrible.

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ahpook33.bsky.social•79 days ago

Can I interest you in a boned chicken perhaps?

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dfledermaus.bsky.social•79 days ago

I'm clutching my pearls! 😲

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bluestatedon.bsky.social•79 days ago

Philip Roth’s lost novel—“Portnoy’s Last Complaint”

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carndees.bsky.social•79 days ago

Just the tip

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mamaqueer.bsky.social•79 days ago

You don't like a cake with a little experience?

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bwpkelly.bsky.social•79 days ago

What, did the baker get Prima Nocta?

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hntdove.bsky.social•79 days ago

GMTA--I had the same thought.

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adam22s.bsky.social•79 days ago

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adam22s.bsky.social•79 days ago

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brownsimple.bsky.social•79 days ago

Why don't these Canadian stores use the metric system?

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wampwamp.bsky.social•79 days ago

It was asking for it.

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superlanyard.bsky.social•79 days ago

That’s the funniest post I’ve seen on this site. Harry you are a gem!

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bookspotlight.bsky.social•79 days ago

😳

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grigorylukin.bsky.social•79 days ago

This is no angel cake.

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heychelseaj.bsky.social•79 days ago

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onedimental.bsky.social•79 days ago

"No we meant the other way."

Yeah still don't care, do not want.

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tancred1098.bsky.social•78 days ago

The prep process was even messier than you think.

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psmaclaren.bsky.social•79 days ago

Would it help if they put a cherry on top?

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thesandwichman.bsky.social•79 days ago

Only if it is the cake's.

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rungirl262.bsky.social•79 days ago

So they put the gluten in then fucked it out? As a celiac, I’m offended. Just give me a virgin GF dessert, thanks.

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anitamargarita.bsky.social•79 days ago

I’m still staggered at the $28 price tag for a 6” cake. Is that the going rate? (I haven’t bought a bakery cake in a long time.)

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pyrholidon.bsky.social•79 days ago

Could be Alaska.

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jmgagen.bsky.social•79 days ago

Is Biden the reason it’s $27.99?

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tam-lin.bsky.social•79 days ago

Sex jokes aside, how would you even do that? I understand how to make a flourless cake, but how do you take the flour out of a cake?

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imlawboy.bsky.social•78 days ago

Defloured is the name of a small gluten free bakery in Chicago that sells some of their goods at Whole Foods. I get stuff for my GF wife there and they're quite good - even as someone who can eat gluten.

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