What I like most about Bluesky is how everyone starts off normal and then quickly descends into posting like unhinged modern day jesters still wearing bells.
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every time i post something it feels like i'm knocking on the all the windows of my followers' houses yelling THE OPPOSITE OF BEEF STRIP IS SALAD DRESSING HELLO ANYONE IN THERE I SAID THE OPPOSITE OF BEEF STRIP
(I actually accidentally posted the first one, so I just ran with it and tried to make it part of the joke. No balls jingling at you explicitly was intended.)
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Think I found my new mantra.
Also…how dare they laugh at me!?
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GODDAMN IT, WHERE IS THAT COMING FROM!? I swear I left those little jingly pointy shoes at work, damn it.
*jingles faintly*
*jingles away*
In a nightmare.