im boutta try the toothpicks that Majority Report keeps promoting, zippix. they have nicotine and caffine ones. gotta get rid of this vape somehow if science isn't gonna be able to fund cigs that make me big and strong. 😢
Of course, because science is done by college educated people and everyone knows those have all been indoctrinated with woke Marxism by the DEI mob, or something along those lines
-Recollection dictates that as of minimally five years prior the observed severity of a majority of vaping devices was concluded as twenty times worse than mundane cigarettes, from a perspective of the concentration and thus the potential for expedited organ contamination.
-Potentially, or the capacity for prompting negative symptoms earlier, those pamphlets were part of our assessment package, and as such I lack access to these to clarify the precise nature of which characteristic was 'twenty times worse', merely that this was stated with some verified accuracy.
-Nevertheless, our superiors were, whenever this was relevant, adamant that the majority of the positive qualities attributed to vaping were primarily deceptive and that the long terms consequences were generally undesirable after a period of use briefer than which cigarettes require.
Not feeling judged! I definitely find vaping a mixed bag, but MUCH better than cigarettes (pack a day for 12 years). My ADHD won't let me quit nicotine entirely though
this is the crew who thinks they can hack the secret to living forever by drinking blood and some how no one else ever thought of that till their big space brain came and skimmed a 15 year old Scientific American article
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Besides, alchemy is back, baby! Find me the Philosopher’s Stone or GTFO!
think about the little guys?
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"everyone" instead, read @nathantankus.bsky.social's "Notes on the crises".
Because Nathan *actually* understands all the deep shit that Elon's TeslaJugend™ don't, & are wrecking.
https://bsky.app/profile/nathantankus.bsky.social/post/3lhuqqli4f22p
Just try to avoid people and… other stuff… uh… 🤷♂️
also def improved my lung capacity and ability to taste once I quit vaping (im not here to judge though)