Democrats: we can't do anything because in order to properly wield power, norms and traditions say first you need to say the magic words in sixteen different languages only spoken by the Senate Parliamentarian
Republicans: We just reincarnated Hitler and cloned him just because
Republicans: We just reincarnated Hitler and cloned him just because
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Democrats: ooh, sorry, I can't hear you over the norms and traditions, I think I'm going into a tunnel, hhcchhrrcch
Democrats: we got mad because leftists hurt our feelings so we hate them now it’s their fault Trump won, not that we ran a shit campaign
Democrats: See? More leftists!
Republicans: Hitler machine go brrrrrrr
reps: ALL THE LAYOFFS ARE THE DEMOCRATS' FAULT!! AND INFLATION! AND YOUR FLAT TIRE EARLIER WHEN YOU WERE ALREADY LATE FOR WORK!
Even Bernie sounds like it might just be easier to go along with it
(And HE did get new glasses and new teeth - am I right?)
Dems told us. Without power, we can’t stop Trump. Dems stayed home.
They have no branch of government power.
We have special elections.
VOTE.
We have midterms.
VOTE.
Tearing down Dems makes voters less likely to show…unless that’s your purpose.
Democrats: Senate Parliamentarian, may we inquire if the GOP asked your permission to clone Hitler first?
democrats: but but eggs are $10 a dozen!
And then furrow our brows.
Dems: Alas, we tried!
“Excuse me, government, can you please give us permission for us to invade the White House and overthrow you, in a way that is non-violent and does not break any laws?
Woah, why are you arresting us? We were only going to do it in a legal and peaceful way!”