Me: If a chameleon stood next to a dracula, would they take on the vampire's look and be visible in a mirror? Opposing Counsel: Objection. That’s not what “further questions for the witness” means Judge: True but I want to know. Overruled - ThreadSky

itsabbyyep.bsky.social • 28 days ago

Me: If a chameleon stood next to a dracula, would they take on the vampire's look and be visible in a mirror?

Opposing Counsel: Objection. That’s not what “further questions for the witness” means

Judge: True but I want to know. Overruled

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fleurmingo.bsky.social•28 days ago

Witness: I... uh... don't chameleon's only change color-

Me: Permission to treat witness as hostile.

Opposing council: That's not what that mea-

Judge: Permission granted.

scottmoon.bsky.social•28 days ago

There is not an adjective to describe how much joy it gives me to see people pluralize Dracula.

mcnugent.bsky.social•28 days ago

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/indescribable

scottmoon.bsky.social•28 days ago

I don’t know if you wanted me to write “the joy I experience when people pluralize Dracula is indescribable” but, man, no thanks. What a not-me kinda sentence that would be. Yuck.

mcnugent.bsky.social•28 days ago

Haha that’s definitely some questionable editing on my part, “can we make it a little more…vapid?”

scottmoon.bsky.social•28 days ago

Ok see now you’ve got me back on. I *adore* the word vapid.

mcnugent.bsky.social•28 days ago

Same. It’s got a nice sort of bite to it.

laurahc.bsky.social•28 days ago

Hey yeah now I want to know too

madisonbelmar.bsky.social•28 days ago

Correct objection is, “Counsel has not qualified the witness as an expert on chameleons. Or vampires.”

poetaster.bsky.social•28 days ago

So, on a full moon, a chameleon near a werewolf howls in the night?

foreverambre.bsky.social•28 days ago

Is this why they say draculonian laws are written in blood rather than ink?

taenerys.bsky.social•28 days ago

@cynturion.bsky.social 🤔

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•28 days ago

Thanks for the corrections. The last thing I want is to get the facts wrong when posting about draculas

skilletqueso.com•28 days ago

i for one only follow you for your attention to dracula details. i haven’t felt this betrayed since the final season of game of thrones

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•28 days ago

I apologize, Slacey. It's not easy for me either. A dracula killed my dad

skilletqueso.com•28 days ago

or was it a chameleon? a mystery that may never be solved

mrmambo.bsky.social•28 days ago

(I play a Judge on the Internet) That could come back to bite you, which would be a very bad thing

champl.in•28 days ago

Draculas are famously very sensitive

swamplizard.bsky.social•28 days ago

This is a legal proceeding, lives are at stake

onedishwasher.bsky.social•28 days ago

as a Dracula Reply Guy™️ I am offended by a chameleon appropriating my culture

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•28 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/abbycohenwl.bsky.social/post/3klmtsv6yxc24

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•28 days ago

I think this lost me some followers. Maybe they are draculas

jamie1947.bsky.social•28 days ago

Online draculas won’t shut up about asymmetricals

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•28 days ago

Hahahaha

yourhappyhost.com•28 days ago

Blah!

eringoblah.bsky.social•28 days ago

Nonsense. They’re still there but they are chameleons and have blended in with night mode. Just can’t see em right now.

mbayayangu.bsky.social•28 days ago

They just don't grasp the intricacies of American jurisprudence.

bornmiserable.bsky.social•28 days ago

anyone who even considers to unfollow you has to answer to the rest of us AND BE JUDGED HARSHLY FOR EVEN THINKING OF DOING SUCH A THING LET ALONE ACTUALLY GOING THROUGH WITH THAT CRIME YEP I HAVE SPOKEN

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•28 days ago

Tonyyyy you are the best. Yes you are. Yes you ARE

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