Darth Vader is so mad at the beginning of Star Wars because he accidentally texted the plans of the Death Star to a reporter at the Atlantic. - ThreadSky

lilahsturges.com • 4 days ago

Darth Vader is so mad at the beginning of Star Wars because he accidentally texted the plans of the Death Star to a reporter at the Atlantic.

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uncannykyle.bsky.social•4 days ago

Spoilers for “Rogue One”

robinkrykket.bsky.social•3 days ago

I don't remember Mr. Vader having a drinking problem

chriswrites.bsky.social•4 days ago

“It was behind a paywall.”

generationalize.bsky.social•3 days ago

Rogue One was imperial propaganda to cover up his mistake and blame a bunch of conveniently dead so-called “rebels.”

greglovelace.bsky.social•3 days ago

Right

darthel.bsky.social•3 days ago

@lilahsturges.com Only this time, I, Darth Elon Musk, will use the stupidity of this elected amateurs & minor billionaires & get rid of them all.

Then my Sith rule of one begins. Oh how I love the madness of it all …

#Gaga

flempire.bsky.social•4 days ago

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social would 💯 agree that’s what happend

jackgrows.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤣🤣

chrismesser.bsky.social•4 days ago

Nepotism is so common he can't even recognize his own daughter with his sorcerer's ways. His sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn't helped him conjure up a more secure messaging system than signal.