Okay, for the last time: Abyss = only for staring. Void = only for screaming. Please stop screaming into abysses, we’re not insured for that. - ThreadSky

robfromchicago.com • 365 days ago

Okay, for the last time:

Abyss = only for staring.
Void = only for screaming.

Please stop screaming into abysses, we’re not insured for that.

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bauscheusse.bsky.social•363 days ago

Okay but what if they kissed?

cheesesnack.bsky.social•365 days ago

Listen pal if I see a hole I'm hollering into it

robfromchicago.com•365 days ago

Say hi to your wife.

casuallychaotic.bsky.social•365 days ago

I've been staring into the void, and now my optometrist refuses to examine the dark gaping holes growing in my eye sockets.

robfromchicago.com•365 days ago

I mean, that’s fair. 😬

dylandoh111.bsky.social•365 days ago

TIL the plural for abyss! Oh, and also what to stare at and scream into based on insurance. 🙂

averagemann.bsky.social•365 days ago

Omg its auto from Wall-E

drhiramtemple.bsky.social•365 days ago

but what if staring into the abyss makes me want to scream into a void? cant i just do a quick double dip?

robfromchicago.com•365 days ago

Consult your physician.

drru.bsky.social•365 days ago

I guess I will take a moment to identify the darkness first before I do THAT again

eschneider.bsky.social•363 days ago

Right. Void is noise cancelling. Got it.

mitchellepner.bsky.social•365 days ago

Ensuing can be for either "chaos" or "kickoff".

christopherharris.bsky.social•365 days ago

I find it odd that hilarity can ensue, but there's no ensuing hilarity.

newleaf.bsky.social•363 days ago

Maybe it just needs a good lawyer?

crungeoneer.bsky.social•365 days ago

i have void in my abyss and abyss in my void

they crashed together like a peanut butter cup commercial

robfromchicago.com•365 days ago

untimelygamer.bsky.social•365 days ago

Abyss before void, something to avoid
Void before abyss, feels like bliss

salviati.bsky.social•365 days ago

Just a point of clarification: If I'm looking for something to throw myself into, then I want to find a chasm, right?

robfromchicago.com•365 days ago

Or traffic, yes.

ordoalea.hr•363 days ago

Eh there are other options as well:
Bezdan - only for pouring emotions
Ambis - only for getting things lost in
Ponor - only for sinking into.

weakcookies.bsky.social•365 days ago

Signage issue

ladyrhubarb.bsky.social•364 days ago

Also, it interrupts my staring.

petermsmiths.bsky.social•365 days ago

Remind me which one the alien water tentacle belongs to?

petermsmiths.bsky.social•365 days ago

Wait, was it a Russian water tentacle?

I should watch that again.

morganthemad.bsky.social•365 days ago

If you scream into the abyss, you'll teach the abyss how to scream, and the next person that tries to start staring contest will be deaf.

butlisten.bsky.social•365 days ago

The abyss was screaming back something fierce

gensibayan.bsky.social•365 days ago

📌 for reference

darrenkaplan.bsky.social•365 days ago

What I hate about staring into the void is its stubborn refusal to stare back at me

coastalelites.bsky.social•365 days ago

magusthesleepy.bsky.social•364 days ago

Conversely, voids politely request you stop staring at us. It’s making us very self conscious. We are built to accept loud screams, not piercing gazes.

evenicholls.bsky.social•363 days ago

What about snuggling the void?

rikibeth.bsky.social•363 days ago

please do not the cat

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