I once ordered the chicken cordon bleu sandwich while eating at Wendy’s with my friends. For the rest of high school they called me “Mr. Exotic.” - ThreadSky

radleybalko.bsky.social • 230 days ago

I once ordered the chicken cordon bleu sandwich while eating at Wendy’s with my friends. For the rest of high school they called me “Mr. Exotic.”

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my son: I fell in class and some kids made fun of me
me: no big deal
son: they named me Mr. Weebly Wobbly
me: godamn. Ok. there are other schools. we don't have to live here

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markinvictoria.bsky.social•229 days ago

I still crave Wendy’s chicken cordon bleu.

bullgooseparty.bsky.social•230 days ago

Solid burn

pja.bsky.social•230 days ago

dnlmsstch.bsky.social•230 days ago

I once had a laughing coughing fit and everyone even from schools I didn't go to (or knew) heard about it and called me goose.
Lucky a couple of years later we moved continents and it only followed me a little

insipidtwaddle.bsky.social•230 days ago

Guy I went to high school with said something moderately complementary about the Ponderosa steakhouse chain, and was known as Pondy for at least the five years I knew him.

I have no idea what his actual name was.

ethanjacobs.bsky.social•230 days ago

Did you ask for the sommelier?

goondocks.online•229 days ago

I grew up in a pretty mixed neighborhood. I was called Howdy Doody and Opie.

pigcooker.bsky.social•229 days ago

Next thing you know you’re gonna start calling it a “garage” instead of a carhole.

palestblue.bsky.social•230 days ago

I ordered a vodka cran in grad school and was called “Seabreeze” thereafter

zeroisanumber.bsky.social•230 days ago

I was "Dickcopter" for reasons I don't care to mention.

onvavoir77.bsky.social•229 days ago

At Wendy's??

bsarginger.bsky.social•230 days ago

That's a much better nickname than a lot of people get. Everyone on the track team called me Equilibrium! because I said we should stretch on both sides of the chain link fence to prevent it from falling over (I did use that word and I deserved their mockery).

tom.medsky.social•229 days ago

I was at band camp and had a sneezing fit in the cabin so my nickname for the next 3.5 years was achoo!

epicciuto.bsky.social•230 days ago

I had a friend named Edis who once said “my mother” when he meant to say “my girlfriend.” We spelled his name Oedis forever after that.

dnlmsstch.bsky.social•230 days ago

God dam that is brutal subtle and hilarious

willieyoung.bsky.social•229 days ago

No one names their kids Oedipus any more.

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