Don’t want to alarm anyone, but Pete Hegseth just sent me a blurry map of Greenland hand-drawn on the back of a wet cocktail napkin. - ThreadSky

radleybalko.bsky.social • 10 days ago

Don’t want to alarm anyone, but Pete Hegseth just sent me a blurry map of Greenland hand-drawn on the back of a wet cocktail napkin.

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pir8z40.bsky.social•10 days ago

i've been presented with prescriptions written on bar napkins 🤷🏻 #PharmacyLife

luckytheturtle.bsky.social•9 days ago

Same

notredale.bsky.social•10 days ago

starlightshelling.bsky.social•10 days ago

🤭

adamboyle.bsky.social•10 days ago

Did it say “boom!” on it?

arbecca.bsky.social•10 days ago

Lol

vismayor.bsky.social•10 days ago

Fake. If napkin would be wet from any alco Hegseth would eat it.

justlikemyeyes.bsky.social•10 days ago

Is the napkin soaked in alcohol?

wolfiezero.bsky.social•10 days ago

😆

moonpie4me.bsky.social•9 days ago

Thanks for this image in my mind lol!

vint2g30n3.bsky.social•10 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

ecartsonis.bsky.social•10 days ago

🤣😂🤣

bird53.bsky.social•10 days ago

I saw that. If you look closely you'll see that he drew the map on a strippers butt.

ilovelutefisk.bsky.social•9 days ago

😂😂😂

pat4cats.bsky.social•9 days ago

No one would believe he knows geography well enough to be capable of doing that! 🤣

ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social•10 days ago

Same cocktail napkin Paul McCartney wrote Wonderful Christmastime on.

drdarrell-c.bsky.social•9 days ago

With aircraft carriers all around it? And then went through the Panama canal to get there, without paying???

crazyinmaine.bsky.social•10 days ago

In black Sharpie or orange crayon?

vchaf.bsky.social•10 days ago

I was worried Usha Vance's "dogsled" trip to Greenland might dump Venezuelan gang members there.

coeustitan.bsky.social•10 days ago

Pete's on Call of Duty right now talking about the Greenland invasion with his team.

hopster51.bsky.social•10 days ago

Tee hee hee chuckle chortle

onlyed.bsky.social•10 days ago

I'm not alarmed. I'm just a little concerned that when I go to bed in a few minutes I might be awakened at 2 AM by a) Pam Bondi holding a snub-nose .38 against my forehead and b) Kash Patel standing next to her, snickering.

edlalu.bsky.social•9 days ago

Swizzle sticks, or it didn’t happen.

dynamichron.bsky.social•10 days ago

But where are our troops landing and when? Please ask.

lpj24.bsky.social•10 days ago

🤣

kevinwardrop.bsky.social•10 days ago

*again.

bostonbitch.bsky.social•9 days ago

Was Hegseth at a titty bar?

hermes11th.bsky.social•10 days ago

Cocktail napkin

carostamp.bsky.social•10 days ago

Yikes 🍹💣

doge-bag.bsky.social•10 days ago

On the plus side, he somewhat successfully oversaw the super critical mission of taking down “DEI images” from the Pentagon website though! 🤷‍♂️

doge-bag.bsky.social•10 days ago

That’s probably actually quite secure. Few people would likely have access to it 🤷‍♂️

joemcken.net•10 days ago

Are you sure it’s not just a pic of his crotch he tried to send to a waitress right before she slapped him

drjbw.bsky.social•10 days ago

t1wiredsky.bsky.social•9 days ago

Nailed it 😂

skindiverhi.bsky.social•10 days ago

I don’t want to alarm anyone either, but I found the same thing sketched on a square of toilet paper that someone had pointed out was stuck on my shoe in Petsmart

youngocato.bsky.social•10 days ago

Is his plan to get Greenland really drunk so he can take advantage of it sexually?

thewhipping.bsky.social•9 days ago

That doesn't alarm me in the slightest, because I heard from Fox that this is totally not a big deal and soooooo being blown out of proportion.

So what's YOUR problem, commie?

belcaro.bsky.social•10 days ago

And the cocktail napkin is wet because Pete spilled his whiskey on it.

stellasrise21.bsky.social•9 days ago

Are you sure it wasn't a diagram of Elon's botched 🍆 job?

cmalvica.bsky.social•10 days ago

Does it smell like vodka and fear?

winb.bsky.social•10 days ago

Aw, he’s drunk.

palmereldritch.bsky.social•10 days ago

I guess the Atlantic story means that Tulsi & Ratcliffe's meeting with all the CIA station chiefs tomorrow on Twitter group chat is cancelled, right?

geoffyg.bsky.social•10 days ago

Check with Jeff Goldberg. He seems pretty plugged in.

kirstenelise.bsky.social•10 days ago

I wish this were funny. Or implausible.

oakman100.bsky.social•10 days ago

Did it have weapons packages and assault timing sequence?

mybits.bsky.social•10 days ago

I got one too, but about the visit of Usha Vance to Greenland (to be booed).

dcee60.bsky.social•10 days ago

What’s in the backs of those cargo planes?

mwr321.bsky.social•10 days ago

The one he sent me was even colored green.

elusivejaguar.bsky.social•9 days ago

Did he also include a dick pic?
I mean, someone had to ask

matteastnz.bsky.social•10 days ago

If it’s wet, I wouldn’t touch it….its *probably* not water #JustSayin

timcushing.bsky.social•10 days ago

from the blurry photos I'm getting that's actually either Florida or Norway

ronmexico007.bsky.social•10 days ago

Did he send it over Snapchat?

adelbwiesen.bsky.social•9 days ago

And ordered the armoured gear via temu

geoffyg.bsky.social•10 days ago

With Melania's face, sketched on it twice.

halaszcinations.bsky.social•10 days ago

Meanwhile, at an Alcohol Anonymous meeting, all of the other members said in response: "Hello, Peter Hegseth."

cynloveslangs.bsky.social•10 days ago

Did he cc Usha Vance? She's going there soon, even though Greenland doesn't want her there.

petallu.bsky.social•9 days ago

😂 and you get a follow 🙌🏼

mr-yoyito.bsky.social•9 days ago

savagecatscratch.bsky.social•10 days ago

Hate to break this to you, but that "wet cocktail napkin"?
DNA sample from a drunk rapist. 🤣😬

temoenciso.bsky.social•10 days ago

I wouldn't be surprised nor alarmed.

It's just another day of flagrant incompetence of this administration.

mrduplicity.bsky.social•9 days ago

😄

gbaji.bsky.social•10 days ago

I genuinely hope Hegseth is still Defense Secretary when Trump tries to declare martial law.

gcoden.bsky.social•10 days ago

You mean “Marshall” law.

angry-goddess.bsky.social•10 days ago

Famous add in Australia 🤣

rozreckons.bsky.social•10 days ago

Just take a sharpie, put an X through Greenland and presto - new war plans on signal

gazboyle.bsky.social•9 days ago

They have new triangular glasses in his local, so might just be the remains of the 9am wake up cocktail

leafer1.bsky.social•10 days ago

Anything on Canada? Asking for all my friends🇨🇦

dscrad.medsky.social•9 days ago

Hah! We know you're lying because Hegseth couldn't identify Greenland on a map not to mention draw such a complicated shape. A triangle? Maybe. Greenland? Never.

insomniasteph.bsky.social•10 days ago

Unless it was with a Sharpie, it doesn't count.

donniedonner.bsky.social•9 days ago

If you are really lucky, Trump drew on it with a sharpie

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