I think we need to do something about "onion". It begins with an "uh", but is spelt with an "o". It's ridiculous. Especially when "union" is spelt with a "u" already.
Obviously it's not a straight swap because chartreuse should be a richer, darker shade than puce is and pice should be a slightly muddy version of what we think of as chartreuse but it's definitely a "both dads took the wrong kid home from school by accident" classic sitcom scrapes type scenario
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primary and secondary are fine, that's just a sequence, but "higher" implies a hierarchy.
(actual quality notwithstanding)
(there’s nothing behind that door that keeps my fingers warm)
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