If they get rid of this portrait of Trump that's in the Colorado capitol building, which Trump apparently hates, I would like to own it. I think it would make me laugh - ThreadSky

Lindsey Graham Trump

Evidently, the portrait did not capture Trump's moral demeanor. It was supposed to be based on this photo ...People are saying; this I am told, that I can tell you): https://www.google.com/imgres?q=Tru...

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katiebea.bsky.social•7 days ago

Teehee! It’s looks just like him yet it’s also hideous so it feels perfect.

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fewrfreyut.bsky.social•6 days ago

Not sure what he hates about it. It looks better than the real thing

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dirkvdberg68.bsky.social•6 days ago

What is so bad about this painting that he hates it?

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angel415.bsky.social•6 days ago

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lostbayou.bsky.social•6 days ago

Oh yes please. This would make a great start to painting the iconic vegetable clown on. It would be perfect.

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bigcats4ever.bsky.social•6 days ago

but…he doesn't eat veggies - make it burgers and coke

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lostbayou.bsky.social•6 days ago

This is true, lol.

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sheepflame.bsky.social•6 days ago

It’s insane that the portrait is off only because it makes him look healthy and normal, like a photo app AI-removed all the McDonalds microplastics from his face.

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brunellesch1.bsky.social•6 days ago

It is marginally better than this other Trump portrait

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lvn2drm.bsky.social•6 days ago

Is it just my opinion, or does this portrait actually look better than he does- what’s his beef?

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jimmychuri.bsky.social•6 days ago

I'm getting Lindsey Graham vibes from this painting

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zebieksts.bsky.social•6 days ago

Fixed portrait.
https://bsky.app/profile/zebieksts.bsky.social/post/3ll4xgjbkts2x

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thededsouls.bsky.social•3 days ago

The portrait released a dang diss track.

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cfor11.bsky.social•7 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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lookatthathair.bsky.social•6 days ago

I think it’s too flattering, actually.

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chainbo007.bsky.social•7 days ago

The next Dem president needs to hang this in the halls of the White House

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elisemae.bsky.social•7 days ago

Not sure why he hates it so much. They downplayed his turkey wattle jowls in a noticeable way ...

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solvseus.bsky.social•5 days ago

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chaosandcaths.bsky.social•6 days ago

Pre ozempic lmao

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criticalevent.bsky.social•7 days ago

It looks like a prop from Chernobyl.

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cyclops11.bsky.social•7 days ago

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submergingartist.bsky.social•7 days ago

He looks like he has the measles and the mumps at the same time.

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genrando.bsky.social•6 days ago

Disney did it better.

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fuzzysoft.bsky.social•6 days ago

To be fair, he does look a bit like Jiminy Glick. Sorry Jiminy.

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pbcf.bsky.social•6 days ago

This made me laugh quite a bit. Thank you.

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punishedjeff.bsky.social•7 days ago

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thorbenson.bsky.social•7 days ago

Paulie owns that now

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punishedjeff.bsky.social•7 days ago

You would kinda be the Paulie in this case

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bpaige.bsky.social•7 days ago

Maybe an auction for charity? Lol

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kaiten9653.bsky.social•6 days ago

Mild mannered grandpa Trump. Bring back the half dollar, put this portrait on the front.

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kwalls.bsky.social•7 days ago

Dart board

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hey.rupert.murdochbait.click•6 days ago

Why buy the original when you can have a bad restoration?

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gloriousbasterd.bsky.social•7 days ago

The painting looks much better than he actually looks. He should STFU while he’s ahead.

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torenware.bsky.social•7 days ago

As if Trump has any right to be annoyed. *Bill Shatner* should sue for the misuse of his likeness. *He* has the real case here.

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ru-kittenme.bsky.social•7 days ago

He looks like an elderly Campbells Soup kid.

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bigcats4ever.bsky.social•6 days ago

😂

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ru-kittenme.bsky.social•6 days ago

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ettouslouie.bsky.social•6 days ago

Looks like grown up Bobby Hill. 😂

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lardog.bsky.social•6 days ago

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jcasey.bsky.social•6 days ago

I really don’t get what he’s upset about, looks better than the real thing.

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lesliekblue.bsky.social•5 days ago

It's his "late stage Elvis" look

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charmednonsense.bsky.social•7 days ago

Why does it look like a mix of Trump and Lindsey Graham?

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lylescout.bsky.social•7 days ago

Insurance salesman of the year

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rwclouseiii.bsky.social•7 days ago

Nah dude it would be like owning Nazi plates.

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lazear.bsky.social•7 days ago

We should send it to that guy on Instagram who upcycles thrift store prints with pop culture characters. I bet he could make it even funnier.

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drheatherlusty.bsky.social•7 days ago

I mean — he looks way more human and less Jabbah the Hut here.

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ceindeed.bsky.social•7 days ago

I need a new dart board.

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allisonlovesavl.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Maybe they’ll sell giclees

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thatoldbear.bsky.social•7 days ago

It looks like Bobby Hill painted as Trump :D

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talmuth.bsky.social•7 days ago

If you would change the hair color to dark one - he would look like Yanukovych

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evilrbt.bsky.social•7 days ago

Colorado should gift it to Canada. They’ll have some fun with it.

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mdawn007.bsky.social•7 days ago

Looks like Chuck from Better Call Saul.

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tenseven.bsky.social•7 days ago

Here’s how to get it up in Times Square🤣

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carmenczachor.bsky.social•6 days ago

You could stick mustaches and hats on it. Big red lips and earrings. Oh it WOULD be fun

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anxietyishigh.bsky.social•7 days ago

Really? Seems stupid, but you do you.

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damccaig.bsky.social•7 days ago

Would make a great dartboard backing!

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dunnowho.bsky.social•7 days ago

Hang it in the Louvre

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carpe-snarkum.bsky.social•6 days ago

All yours:

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gordonvincent.bsky.social•6 days ago

It would make a fair urinal target.

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twoifbyland.bsky.social•7 days ago

With the groceries soaring the nuts he's storing for the winter have to have a street value of 1.2 mil

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pmads.bsky.social•7 days ago

This brightened a dark day

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sjordan78.bsky.social•7 days ago

This looks like the artist did the inspiration from a wax figure. An overwaxed figure at that.

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bluetsu.bsky.social•7 days ago

The Colorado portrait of Trump should be donated to the Bronx Zoo as a year round exhibit with the Orangutans… 🦧

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maximustm.bsky.social•7 days ago

Dartboard for sure.

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stevese.bsky.social•7 days ago

Hell of a dart board

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cadria.bsky.social•7 days ago

Could use it as a dart board.

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theblobert.bsky.social•6 days ago

Add it alongside…

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schis.bsky.social•6 days ago

A fat man complains he looks fat. Priceless.

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amycapetta.bsky.social•7 days ago

I see a blend of both Elon and Steve Bannon

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poet521x.bsky.social•7 days ago

Well, you won’t see me agreeing with tRump very often, but this is really a poor work of art

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drpdstrickland.bsky.social•7 days ago

It looks like a portrait of Darrell Hammond as Trump.

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mvedj.bsky.social•7 days ago

Really? It would make me puke?

But it is funny...

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andyc300.bsky.social•7 days ago

Lindsey Trump?

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redondodave.bsky.social•7 days ago

Weak chin and clueless eyes. Painting is perfect

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spiraldee.bsky.social•7 days ago

The artist should license it for tee shirts and make themselves the fortune they absolutely fucking deserve.

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cynthia1949.bsky.social•6 days ago

Would make an excellent dart board🤣🤣🤣

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danyele3399.bsky.social•6 days ago

Every time I saw this I kept thinking that face looks familiar. It finally clicked this morning...😂

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forbestonow.bsky.social•7 days ago

But only if you promise to hang it in a chimp enclosure. And not as an insult to the chimps. Just as another outlet for their expression.

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jcphillips.bsky.social•6 days ago

Would so hate for the artist - or the state of Colorado - to make prints available as a revenue generator. That would be so terrible . . .

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docbones.bsky.social•7 days ago

That’s Lou Dobbs they just renamed it.

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radiobill.bsky.social•6 days ago

When it's classic, it's classic

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imdoctorremulak.bsky.social•6 days ago

Colorado should put it on eBay and donate the proceeds to school lunches.

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anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social•7 days ago

Reminds me of that restored Jesus painting that ended up looking like a fluffy monkey

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mxfctr.bsky.social•7 days ago

I remember that omgosh Hahahahahaha

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leeleewhy.bsky.social•7 days ago

That was one of the best things that's ever happened

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cmjomglol.bsky.social•7 days ago

This is one of my favorite things ever, bless you for reminding me

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fuzzysoft.bsky.social•6 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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pmads.bsky.social•7 days ago

Who’s a fluffy monkey? Why YOU are! Yes you are. Yes you ARE the fluffy monkey!

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caveatruptur.bsky.social•7 days ago

i love that it's crooked and the label is not centered

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loveylyuba.bsky.social•6 days ago

P-P-P-P-P-Porky! 🐷

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flyonsomewall.bsky.social•7 days ago

I just want the plaque and a sharpie

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weary-mermaid.bsky.social•6 days ago

Xoxo

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utternonesense.bsky.social•6 days ago

Might he like these versions better?

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fuzzypandabutt.bsky.social•7 days ago

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bigcats4ever.bsky.social•6 days ago

this is a crossover - babyvance with humpty-frumpy, LOL

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fuzzypandabutt.bsky.social•6 days ago

I feel its got a dash of Bobby Hill 💯😂🤣 maybe its just the shape

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est4-d.bsky.social•7 days ago

Lol

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thorbenson.bsky.social•7 days ago

Imagine having that in your house. Incredible

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phasmatic.bsky.social•7 days ago

Hang it right over the commode.

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captain-klutz.bsky.social•7 days ago

I'd have nightmares.

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lcaliforinquena.bsky.social•7 days ago

No. All you.

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marshallb19st.bsky.social•7 days ago

I daresay it's the kind of painting you build a house around.

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caderoux.bsky.social•7 days ago

I'd want it imprinted on the back of a urinal.

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phasmatic.bsky.social•7 days ago

They already print flies, so I wonder why this never got done.

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thorbenson.bsky.social•7 days ago

Shooting my shot

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timothydiamond.bsky.social•7 days ago

It's a good frame, you can reframe in one covered in people's used gum instead.

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elsargentogarcia.bsky.social•7 days ago

If Thor asks you, you give it to him, by Odin.

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drheatherlusty.bsky.social•7 days ago

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mxfctr.bsky.social•7 days ago

LOL

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andyoregon.bsky.social•7 days ago

Setting up my merch shop now with that image 🤣

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gwchilly.bsky.social•7 days ago

lol ..

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thorbenson.bsky.social•7 days ago

Really hoping this turns into a Last Week Tonight, "Oh, you mean this portrait right here?"

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blandphilosophy.bsky.social•6 days ago

Lol yes

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drheatherlusty.bsky.social•7 days ago

@lastweektonight.com Make it so!

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lunatic546.bsky.social•7 days ago

This would be hilarious. Everyone should tag @lastweektonight1.bsky.social

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sjordan78.bsky.social•7 days ago

@lastweektonight1.bsky.social @lastweektonight.com It would be great if John and the gang could make that happen!

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atomicdumpling.bsky.social•7 days ago

PLEASE! Keep us posted as to the response. Fuck it, tag me.

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ithacan.bsky.social•7 days ago

hi hello Barbra Streisand sent me

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jennvg.bsky.social•7 days ago

If you need to start a gofund me, I'm in for five bucks.

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gmanv001.bsky.social•6 days ago

I would like to turn it into a dart board.

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tenesm.us•6 days ago

same energy

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outerspacewaysinc.bsky.social•7 days ago

Too few people really pay attention to basement bathroom decor.

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bear-face.bsky.social•6 days ago

That Trump portrait seems certainly not as puffy and fluffy around the edges as it ought to be… and it’s sorely lacking that signature Trump gravitas … you know, the kind only rivalled by the gaseous majesty of Uranus. #GravitasGone #FluffyEdges

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drstrangeglove.bsky.social•7 days ago

Copies of this thing should be posted fucking everywhere.

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2theinfinitepower.bsky.social•6 days ago

Joy is so fleeting these days, you have to take it where you can.

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rumpfshaker.bsky.social•6 days ago

I am openly rooting for you to get this. Also I think Colorado should sell prints of it and use the money for schools or something good

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lt14gjc.bsky.social•6 days ago

Could replace it with one of these works of art by the genius that is @wefail.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/wefail.bsky.social/post/3lkyaa4qyis2y

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lifesabeach.bsky.social•6 days ago

Trump and his ideal portrait now hanging in the Lourve at Mar-a-Lago https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/no-one-wanted-trump-s-portrait-so-his-charity-had-to-buy-it-court-hears-20181026-p50c27.html @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social @gtconway.bsky.social @cnn.com @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy @foxnewscorporation.bsky.social

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atomicdumpling.bsky.social•7 days ago

Can we get it as a dart board?

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notamole.bsky.social•7 days ago

I'd like a version where he's giving a two tiny thumbs-up sign.

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whetstone.bsky.social•7 days ago

This is the way. Hire the same painter to add two noticeably teeny thumbs ups and then fucking *weld* that thing to the wall of the capitol.

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westhomasanderson.bsky.social•7 days ago

Replace it with this and see if anyone notices.

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thememos.bsky.social•6 days ago

imo that's actually jd vance but bald

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thorbenson.bsky.social•7 days ago

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davidglasser.net•6 days ago

Botero rules though

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est4-d.bsky.social•7 days ago

lol!!!!

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misterpaps.bsky.social•7 days ago

Jon McNaughton poured his heart and soul into that portrait. 😢

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maxtropolitan.bsky.social•7 days ago

I don't know why he dislikes it. If I was him I would want to look more like Bob Odenkirk.

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vorticitymaxima.net•7 days ago

Chubby bun.

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pmb007.bsky.social•7 days ago

Hell the pic will be a fabulous dart board. Have Elon meme one for every American and send 2 dozen high end tesla darts.

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jackfuckingbauer.bsky.social•7 days ago

I hope people don't find out they can schedule test drives to fill out Tesla's test drive schedules and then cancel or never show up.

That would be very bad. Please don't spread the word or repost this.

https://www.tesla.com/drive

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pmb007.bsky.social•7 days ago

We should start production on these absolutely fabulous trump dartboards. We can send them to MAGA losers.

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smelltheashes.bsky.social•6 days ago

That poor artist. Can't polish a turd!!!

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animotek.bsky.social•7 days ago

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weary-mermaid.bsky.social•6 days ago

He actually looks better. Def not prince charming, but better than the Mango Mussolini look.

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animotek.bsky.social•6 days ago

Doubt he'd agree with you - what he looks in the photo on the right is old, which is what he's fighting as hard as he can.

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shutzy55.bsky.social•7 days ago

DARTBOARD!!

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timeforescape.bsky.social•7 days ago

I’m surprised he hates it. He looks young and plump like a pig.

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zorantaylor.bsky.social•7 days ago

Why does it look like Shane Gillis....

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trowzersnek.bsky.social•6 days ago

I'll sword fight you for it.

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christysea.bsky.social•6 days ago

I heard there is a thing called ozempic face! LOL!
No doubt dropping that second or third chin will make a person who is as vain as the Felon, unhappy with their “before” shots
https://www.aol.com/hollywood-faces-ozempic-face-crisis-124111375.html

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christysea.bsky.social•6 days ago

And then there is this interesting opinion
https://www.salon.com/2025/03/24/from-mar-a-lago-face-to-uncanny-ai-art-magas-love-of-ugliness-is-submission-to/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJOiO1leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHZILSBIDV4sXDlqXffDlHsr9t1Y5WJARuad1iYxvkPqq6rPn1KgP_dC_iA_aem_fWvZmbn2y50LHShgf-CXeg

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