meanwhile growing up in the U.S. i always wished i had been one of the Kids in the Hall - ThreadSky

milesklee.bsky.social • 6 days ago

meanwhile growing up in the U.S. i always wished i had been one of the Kids in the Hall

Fox News anchor, Jesse Watters finds it “personally offensive” that Canadians refuse to be annexed by the US: “That’s what everyone in the world wants—American citizenship.”

American Imperialism is on full show.

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77chrisc.bsky.social•6 days ago

Jesse Watters is personally offensive.

irishsteel.bsky.social•6 days ago

ha, and we just made a post mentioning dave foley

jonpfautz.bsky.social•5 days ago

Dreamt of getting slimed in “You Can’t Do That on Television”

airvg.bsky.social•6 days ago

He really has no idea. These days most people would prefer not to be American. Their health and education systems are not great

jay-rios.bsky.social•6 days ago

Jesse Watters is a troll. Not a single thing that leaves his lips is genuine. He knows it. We know it. He knows we know it. Guess Fox Noise pays well enough his conscious is salved.

jarlent.bsky.social•6 days ago

Trailer Park Boys has taught me that white trash is the same in Canada as they are in South Texas

justalurkr.bsky.social•6 days ago

It really isn't. I'm not sure it's even the goal of everyone who comes here for school or work under visas.

stronger-together.bsky.social•5 days ago

They were gonna let you be on the Kids in the Hall but they said you were busy licking a lobster.

professorethical.bsky.social•5 days ago

If I could run as an American President, my only campaign promise would be to skin Jesse alive on national television. I think it would be a winner.

jayej330.bsky.social•6 days ago

I get what you mean; for all the drama it had, I wish I went to Degrassi Community School.

bonstrous.bsky.social•5 days ago

the yearning to be a Dave I Know

nowsentient.bsky.social•5 days ago

Sad weird delusion -

tymykal.bsky.social•6 days ago

Jesse Waters is an idiot. Too bad he doesn’t recognize what Canada offers that most Americans want. America ain’t that great and it’s gone to hell in the last 2 months. Canadians want no part of Donnie’s hellhole. Neither do 165 million US citizens.

tangerra.bsky.social•5 days ago

I’ve always been proud to be Canadian, but I have frequently (no more so than now) been ashamed to also be American. I won’t pretend that Canada doesn’t have its problems, but damn. It’s nothing compared to this shit.

justanotherguy.bsky.social•6 days ago

what a putz

stacy-clouds.net•6 days ago

Just when I thought Jesse couldn't get any more dispicable...

moyaklefey.bsky.social•6 days ago

Watters believes that? What a dumbass.

sockitumee.bsky.social•5 days ago

It'd be funny if Nationalism is what defeats the global rise in fascism

alisonkirkland.bsky.social•6 days ago

Maybe you should have been friendlier to the immigrants who wanted it.

lmh82.bsky.social•5 days ago

They are just perpetuating the myth of American exceptionalism. They believe that everyone wants to be us when the reality is that most Americans these days don't want to be associated with this country anymore.

lmh82.bsky.social•5 days ago

They definitely don't understand why people who have healthcare and a government that gives a shit about them wouldn't want to give that up.

bakanyan.bsky.social•6 days ago

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famouuusss

milesklee.bsky.social•6 days ago

possibly the funniest bot reply I have ever received

krebleck.bsky.social•6 days ago

That bot def ate some pig anuses

redwoodgirl.bsky.social•6 days ago

Is that like a contradiction bot? So weird.

adhdgobl.in•5 days ago

Yeah, you don't see them as much now as a few months ago, but there are a ton of bots that will just politely disagree with seemingly random comments and then argue for as long as people reply. I assume it's for LLM training purposes, which sucks, but they're occasionally really funny.

billcorbett.bsky.social•6 days ago

How could you not romanticize Simon and Hecubus

hellonewman.net•5 days ago

It’s … DA-ril

jimchristian.net•6 days ago

mpjohnson.bsky.social•6 days ago

There's some gems in there

cattusferaloquax.bsky.social•6 days ago

🤦🏻‍♀️🤪🥴 🤣

bonenberger.bsky.social•6 days ago

How DARE you romanticize Kids in the Hall!!

hijodegagos.bsky.social•5 days ago

Did Chicken Lady love life? Or was she just grateful for access to healthcare?

adhdgobl.in•5 days ago

I'm sure these polite disagreement bots are being trained for some shitty purpose, but holy fuck they're so funny.

jimthehedgehog.bsky.social•6 days ago

Crushing people's heads is not something to romanticise!

ratjackjp80.bsky.social•6 days ago

JFC😖

thissteveguy.bsky.social•5 days ago

Caught it as they deleted it.

chatsubo657.bsky.social•6 days ago

I crusha your head! I crusha your head!

goosname.bsky.social•6 days ago

monkeys paw curls and you come back as paul bellini

mikeyalexander.bsky.social•5 days ago

That’s a successful Genie wish, not a Monkey Paw!

czarmikhail.bsky.social•5 days ago

Not everyone wants to be a US citizen.
I was born here in USA in Oregon.
Do not tell Others most want to be a citizen of the most bigoted racist nation on planet Earth.
Most bigots lie, steal and threaten anyone.

persianx6.bsky.social•6 days ago

"I would consider it a privilege!"

(reads itemized bill from hospital visit)

"Isn't that what everyone wants?"

(Purchases new kevlar backpack for his child)

threnody.bsky.social•6 days ago

it’s not too late. i wanted to be kevin. no one wanted to be kevin. not even kevin, evidently.

kevin but, y’know, with tits.

as long as you’re not kevin, we can do this and we’re 2/5 there.

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