I prefer the toaster from Green Acres that wouldn't pop until you said 'Five' out loud. They even had trouble repairing it as the shop hadn't seen a 'Five' in ages, most were other numbers now.
(Green Acres is an amazing absurdist show often overlooked as simply Beverly Hillbillies in reverse)
It would be super awesome if there were three language versions all on the same sign (say Chinese, Spanish, and English) where the Chinese and Spanish versions says:
This sign is for people who speak only english, "Don't laugh at them please!"
“Toaster. Toast medium heavy. More medium than heavy. Kind of a cross between a maple leaf after it’s been on the ground for a couple days and a nice henna tattoo.
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To be fair, they have been on a bit of a Lorde kick lately.
"Playing 'Touch Me' by The Doors"
(Green Acres is an amazing absurdist show often overlooked as simply Beverly Hillbillies in reverse)
This sign is for people who speak only english, "Don't laugh at them please!"
https://youtu.be/LRq_SAuQDec?si=mftGq_TKIJlJkFfA
NO, I SAID “EEE-VEN-LYYY” IDIOT
“Toaster. Toast medium heavy. More medium than heavy. Kind of a cross between a maple leaf after it’s been on the ground for a couple days and a nice henna tattoo.
Please.
And thank you!”
https://youtu.be/_ZjW_OSUYH4?si=ijPwhj7G66RKeldq
(toaster variant)