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jpjordan.bsky.social • 88 days ago

Dracula is never rebooted, merely revamped

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djraison.bsky.social•88 days ago

This is very clever , I nominate it for post of the day

cooper.bike•88 days ago

I laughed, but I’m mad about it.

loriemmusic.bsky.social•88 days ago

How dare you

ltchand.bsky.social•55 days ago

This is the plot of Castlevania

tigerpournelle.bsky.social•88 days ago

Actually, Dracula is the name of the scientist who created him. ;)

woookiee.bsky.social•87 days ago

My boss has a thing with jokes on Fridays. Next Friday this will be my reply after the laughter.🤣🤣🤣

wannab007.bsky.social•88 days ago

bonniepatterson.bsky.social•55 days ago

That is an awful, awful joke. Just terrible. It should be a crime.

I love it.

merenarrates.bsky.social•88 days ago

Okay, that was a good one.

chrisredwood.bsky.social•88 days ago

Took me a minute to…

topological-rabbit.bsky.social•87 days ago

BOOOO!
(wild applause)
BOOOOOOO!!

glueandglitter.bsky.social•88 days ago

Paging @lizerati.bsky.social

lizerati.bsky.social•88 days ago

😍🧛‍♂️

thequinch.bsky.social•88 days ago

That's a very biting observation.

hawksong.bsky.social•55 days ago

-wheeze laughing-

galvatronstudios.bsky.social•88 days ago

I see what you did there

scadahacker.bsky.social•88 days ago

I

gavinmcdougal.bsky.social•88 days ago

I low key hate love this lol

littlepodie.bsky.social•88 days ago

mkultra56.bsky.social•88 days ago

I see what you did there

vinceable11.bsky.social•88 days ago

D-oh!

y2jenn.bsky.social•55 days ago

I actually clapped while booing.

jpjordan.bsky.social•55 days ago

I count it!

awesomenerd01.bsky.social•88 days ago

Lol.

jackdawg52.bsky.social•88 days ago

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karmasgrim.bsky.social•88 days ago

😂🤣😂👍 love it

handle.invalid•88 days ago

abrandon.bsky.social•88 days ago

Now Frankenstein, that's rebooted.

mansf.bsky.social•87 days ago

Naw, they just bolt on new looks.

heyoka420.bsky.social•88 days ago

🤣

pfaieta.bsky.social•88 days ago

Gonna have to casket this one for later.

witchypoorose.bsky.social•88 days ago

😂

doraymefarted.bsky.social•88 days ago

cassandrasilvestra.bsky.social•88 days ago

GROOOOOOOAAAAAAAN!
Thanks, I needed a really corny Dad joke to help me launch the week.

vardassky.bsky.social•88 days ago

I see what you did there!🙄🥸😆

punnyone.bsky.social•88 days ago

A pun with teeth!

keeksoncamera.bsky.social•88 days ago

🥁

adhdiyuk.bsky.social•88 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

freetolearn58.bsky.social•88 days ago

😂😂😂👍

earthwins.bsky.social•88 days ago

Oh that’s so bad. Cringe.

burntoffering.posts.games•88 days ago

Werewolf movies aren’t done enough. They act like they’re were’d out.

xdebomx.bsky.social•88 days ago

Amazing

sarronco.bsky.social•88 days ago

Thank you

endofdaysonmars.bsky.social•88 days ago

son of a bitch...

tulamide.bsky.social•88 days ago

magmar40.bsky.social•88 days ago

🤦🏻‍♀️

tehmud.bsky.social•88 days ago

God. Dammit.

gimliey.bsky.social•88 days ago

@moviesandheists.bsky.social

moviesandheists.bsky.social•88 days ago

Bah dum chssh

inbluedot.bsky.social•88 days ago

Instant follow, 0 hesitation

giggingwiththegoon.bsky.social•88 days ago

... was that a bloody pun?!?

karmel-dahl.bsky.social•88 days ago

:)

emmy-eepy.bsky.social•88 days ago

🧛‍♂️ 👀

david-baxendale.bsky.social•88 days ago

I bet someone comes along with a bloody pun...

mr-mark-johnson.bsky.social•88 days ago

Vampire jokes suck! (Blood) 😂

ossioss.bsky.social•88 days ago

🤦‍♂️

ascreaminpossum.bsky.social•87 days ago

brucerey3.bsky.social•88 days ago

rawwilliams.bsky.social•88 days ago

😆❤️‍🔥

jimjjboogie.bsky.social•88 days ago

Booo 🤣🤣🤣

teamobsidia.bsky.social•87 days ago

That was a bloody good joke.

atlascdn.bsky.social•55 days ago

richardcampbell.net•88 days ago

That joke literally sucks

theaaronthe.bsky.social•87 days ago

I gotta say that is a fangtastic pun.

bearded-bard.bsky.social•88 days ago

Just take your like and leave. 😑

dargosd.bsky.social•88 days ago

LOL

anstria.bsky.social•88 days ago

I hate you. That was clever.

mansf.bsky.social•87 days ago

Always bringing in fresh blood...

the-biff.bsky.social•88 days ago

Very punny!

inflight57.bsky.social•88 days ago

Hilarious!

karisims.bsky.social•88 days ago

i'm stealing that, thank you 😊

xaoslorderie.bsky.social•88 days ago

Even Hellsing's Alucard was only a revision. A good one, one of the better - but still a revision.

susanarendt.bsky.social•88 days ago

adieumondieu.bsky.social•88 days ago

real knee slapper right there

po58.bsky.social•87 days ago

best vampire show I've ever seen was an old one about a vampire who is a cop.

kcannyc.bsky.social•87 days ago

I remember that one!! LOVED it.

ms-shan-d.bsky.social•88 days ago

happyhiram.bsky.social•88 days ago

Oh don’t wish him on us for eternity. His coffin is a bed filled with Big Mac wrappers.

cp-93.bsky.social•88 days ago

😖

g33ktress.bsky.social•88 days ago

That earned you a follow

wescottatticas.bsky.social•88 days ago

tinamur.bsky.social•88 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

revlee81.bsky.social•88 days ago

maggievt.bsky.social•88 days ago

🤣

smileymcsmileface.bsky.social•88 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣😉😉😉

bryanrosenberg.bsky.social•88 days ago

Fangs a lot!

infernal-e.bsky.social•88 days ago

Dude. That joke really sucks. I mean, it's got no bite at all.

ispira.bsky.social•88 days ago

#lifehack

dawncaptain.bsky.social•88 days ago

Booooo puns booooo

burndiggity.bsky.social•88 days ago

CTM (chuckling to myself)

steg68.bsky.social•88 days ago

I would watch the hell out of a show called Revamped that features goths redecorating dull suburban homes into Dracula’s castle

steg68.bsky.social•88 days ago

“We’re thinking a water feature.”
“Like a little fountain? That’s be cute.”
“No more like a moat, drawbridge and portcullis.”

mrcuddy2977.bsky.social•88 days ago

*Groan*

cognocis.bsky.social•88 days ago

Dracula sucks like...

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termin8rsmurf.bsky.social•88 days ago

When you say something like this, you're supposed to end the sentence with the following...

"Ba-Dumm-Tsss!"

misscolleen7.bsky.social•88 days ago

😂🤣😂👍

suemfunk22.bsky.social•88 days ago

Lovely sentiment!

baldwerewolf.bsky.social•88 days ago

A reboot would be too dangerous when there’s so much at stake.

vashtaa.bsky.social•88 days ago

Your submission to the Council of Dad Jokes has been received. Welcome, fellow Dad Joker.

redpandamoniums.bsky.social•88 days ago

😂😂😂😂

kobayashisaru.bsky.social•88 days ago

petallu.bsky.social•88 days ago

😂

mercerbun.bsky.social•88 days ago

They are, however, occasionally dead and loving it

dmmcdoug.bsky.social•88 days ago

🙌

lorevil.bsky.social•88 days ago

Uuuugh, just like Dracula: that joke ‘sucked’. XD

lisamsgray.bsky.social•88 days ago

tee hee hee

citysilos.bsky.social•88 days ago

I see what you did there. Well done. Well done. 👏

stopitsteve.bsky.social•88 days ago

Nosfera 2

imreallyold621.bsky.social•88 days ago

😂😂😂👏👏👏

alm76.bsky.social•88 days ago

😂

lexahall.bsky.social•88 days ago

Yes!👏🏼

jamlobauthor.bsky.social•88 days ago

Following you for that because it made me cringe and I'm a masochist

fatapazza.bsky.social•88 days ago

😂😂

drefrommaine8472.bsky.social•88 days ago

Two of my favorite ever Draculas are the one from the Castlevania games and the one from 2004's Van Helsing!

sixblazer.bsky.social•88 days ago

How dare

brunocatarino.bsky.social•88 days ago

Sorry, but I could not resist 🤣

thewarllama.bsky.social•88 days ago

First of all, how fucking dare you.

or7f.bsky.social•88 days ago

This bites.

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