But why stop at chairs? If you limit yourself to chairs, you will quickly run out of ammo unless you own a chair rental supply store. Throw pots, shoes, shovels, umbrellas. The sky’s the limit! Diversify! Then you will always have a healthy arsenal. You’re welcome!
Agreed. My daily thoughts:
Pre Coffee - I'm going to murder the next idiot that pisses me off.
Post Coffee - I'll not murder the next idiot because I might go to jail. Jail will limit my coffee access.
Afternoon Coffee - I have too much energy. No idiots better mess with me, jail be damned.
Experiment number 1. Pretend to be a MAGA. Goad someone into picking a fight with you. Wait for the 1st swing. Bam. Chair. Legal. Also, a political statement.
All good. I just hate that everything is made political here every skeet every post somebody has something political to say about non-political posts. It’s just like I just wanna have fun here. Can’t we just escape the world for a few minutes?
I did too. Of course it’s fine to throw chairs on a show that thrives on throwing chairs. But I’m pretty sure if I whipped one at my boss it wouldn’t go over so well.
Is it still 100% frowned upon, though? I feel like you could probably put on a Trump shirt & chuck a chair. Make sure you wear an undershirt and gloves if you attempt it so you don't get acid burns. Take a few anti nausea pills too maybe. If it doesn't work, I bet we could drum up bail on bsky.
My Mother would have a coffee in one hand and the chair in the another she would threaten you with it if you upset her enough to get up and use it on you no matter what 🤣
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Ramped up on coffee.
Use the coffee for extra energy to put into the throwing of chairs
Pre Coffee - I'm going to murder the next idiot that pisses me off.
Post Coffee - I'll not murder the next idiot because I might go to jail. Jail will limit my coffee access.
Afternoon Coffee - I have too much energy. No idiots better mess with me, jail be damned.
You may get a DDD shirt of your very own.
wicked frowns.
Throw a chair for me if you see a nazi.
(I once worked with someone who claimed the whole month as her birthday celebration.😳😝)
Coffee and a side of cannabis, because stabbing people in the face with a rusty spoon also frowned upon
Patience may well be a virtue... some folks just need to be hit with a chair.
Chairs!
Research.
Stand up.
Communicate.
Resist…
Protest & Advocate.
“Hold the Line”
Remain peaceful, safe and orderly.
Respect.
Carlos for Congress... 'because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.'
I think it’d be cheaper for me to invest in a machine.
WHOMP!
The Throwing Of The Chairs
Should follow Airing of Grievances