Keep our homeland secure? She cant even keep her handbag secure. https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/politics/homeland-security-kristi-noem-purse-stolen/index.html - ThreadSky

How can a woman lose her purse when she has an entire security detail with her?

criticallyspeaking.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Good question! And 3,000 in cash? Seems like a lot to carry around when most things are paid for with cards. Of course cash is helpful for things we don’t want a record of. 🧐

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antaresnav.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Didn't she say last week that carrying over $1000 cash was a sign of cartel membership?

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oliveview.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Sounds more like a payoff happened

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rockyroadec.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Truth 👏

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grumpy0ldman84.bsky.social•11 hours ago

💪

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hummingbird08.bsky.social•5 hours ago

With Secret Service protection no less.

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socalcallie.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Naw, it performative BS to distract us… something bad is about to come out and it will be about her.

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meanjean1234.bsky.social•8 hours ago

If it was performative they would have used a black or brown person... this one was white with a mask.

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delfinr.bsky.social•7 hours ago

🤣

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theclintpodcast.bsky.social•7 hours ago

The jokes just write themselves.

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schactrolee-75.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Maybe it was a pay off

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gimmeabreak.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Argh! I need to read everything before replying! Sorry --

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sghendricks.bsky.social•11 hours ago

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looseends131.bsky.social•11 hours ago

The WH provides the gifts that keep on giving 😂🤣… the felon’s production is tanking, must be all the bad actors…

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tracycouch.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Someone should tell Noem that there’s a cool law that says that if you lose your credit card, you only have to pay $50 bucks. My dad wrote it in the early 1970s. 😉

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msbak.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Yep😆

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theaberdie.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Oh stop with the flailing insults.
The Puppy Avengers pulled off the heist.
You call it carelessness?
It was REVENGE!

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beege4.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Failed to mention that there had to be a gun, as well. So was it checked, swinging on the back of her chair or under the table between her legs. If the latter, most likely was Lewandowski.

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mlk-nside67.bsky.social•2 hours ago

INCOMPETENT AND SHE IS SHAMEFULLY STUPID.HOPE THE THIEF ENJOYS THE CASH.

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hollywoodindc.bsky.social•12 hours ago

who walks around with $3k in cash except Criminals. Sounds like she may need to be rounded up under suspicion of criminal activity.

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hollywoodindc.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Apparently, I am not the only one who thinks so. https://www.newsweek.com/why-kristi-noem-had-3000-cash-purse-when-it-was-stolen-2062146

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iamwatiam.bsky.social•7 hours ago

A face only a blind mother could love.

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thanatosredux.bsky.social•9 hours ago

3000 bucks in cash???

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stevenmoore722.bsky.social•7 hours ago

It's hard to justify putting all that shit they squirt in her face on a government credit card.

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iwantyoustudio.bsky.social•2 hours ago

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tashajeanslife.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Who puts their purse down if they have $3k cash in their purse 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

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microfilm.bsky.social•12 hours ago

They took her cheek filler money!!

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mexi-dutch.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Was waiting for someone to make this connection… 😂🙌🏼

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myferalera.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Nice

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thismotorcyclelife.bsky.social•7 hours ago

More important take away is secret service doesn’t pay her much attention

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n25s.bsky.social•12 hours ago

👏👏👏

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pohslim.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Kristi Noem is plain incompetent.

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dozitone.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Really helpful

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logansfun.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Thank you!

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mrlky.bsky.social•5 hours ago

if she can’t keep track of $3,000 why should we trust her with anything on a national basis ?

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vegangta.bsky.social•11 hours ago

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jaxs05.bsky.social•3 hours ago

I have never lost my purse.

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pygalge.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Even with the help of the Secret Service.

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drugdeveloper.bsky.social•12 hours ago

And secret service ain’t too good either. Which I won’t complain about

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adria2589.bsky.social•6 hours ago

i have left a purse behind because i was drunk

i have had a purse stolen .. don’t leave your purse in your unlocked car while at the car wash

never ever have i or any of my friends had a purse stolen while dining

#themathsaintmathing

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almabaruth.bsky.social•12 hours ago

EXACTLY....and with SECRET SERVICE AGENTS... presence

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hikercat.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Keep our homeland secure? The republicans have cut TSA, gutted the FBI, Gutted the CIA, ... The republicans are inviting terrorist attacks on american soil. Its no longer if, its when.

Do republicans realize their kids, spouses may be some of the ones killed in such an attack?

Doubt it.

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pjp11.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Oh. Yeah. They want us all dead.

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oldbamaman.bsky.social•11 hours ago

💯😂

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kristorarian.bsky.social•7 hours ago

a Fabulous Multitasker she's
Obv. destined for thedjt's
Sec. of the Treasury

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drcarol.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Pups against nazis

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pgonz.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Well, she is an asshole!

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lauriemartineau.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I'm wondering wth $3k cash is in her purse!

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bythestillwaters.bsky.social•10 hours ago

For sure. Petty cash? Bribe money?

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bondsgirl.bsky.social•11 hours ago

And is it all ones??

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anclejr.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Very crumpled ones.

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snakemanmark.bsky.social•6 hours ago

It's her motel money!

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jimsamuel.com•6 hours ago

Large amounts of cash are a sure sign of a drug dealer or gang member.

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lincolnwrites.bsky.social•10 hours ago

I can't think of an adult woman who doesn't know where her purse is at all times.

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edwoodk.bsky.social•9 hours ago

wHEn is YOUR netflix Special? More like Jon Laugher!

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footjuice.bsky.social•8 hours ago

I hear she had a canine hit list in her bag

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msbex46.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Who just walks around with $3000 in their bag seriously?

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darthchipper.bsky.social•7 hours ago

https://youtu.be/Qy3qk4ohwFA?si=FLomiPzP4s0GgtlU

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darthchipper.bsky.social•7 hours ago

she's not a new yorker

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denismcdowell.bsky.social•12 hours ago

There is more to this story, I promise.

How did they get past her security detail? Why did she have $3k?

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bythestillwaters.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Too bad it will disappear from the news cycle by next week.

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bklynskater.bsky.social•7 hours ago

And “blank” checks?

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lawrencewirth.bsky.social•10 hours ago

$3k and blank checks but no credit cards? Weird.

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randalland1.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Haaaaaaa

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nunuji.bsky.social•8 hours ago

“Oh SHOOT!” How unfortunate 😂🫣
Maybe she can get a a good bloodhound to help her find it. That is if one will come near her. 😏

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oligarchssuck.bsky.social•8 hours ago

In fairness to her, she was playing mom that day and maybe was caught up in all of the different wardrobe changes she’s been going through…😆

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truthsword.bsky.social•5 hours ago

I bet a spy stole the bag too

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todoscojones.bsky.social•12 hours ago

It says a lot that the people around her aren't watchful of her stuff.

A thief helped themselves and nobody even noticed.

She's obviously not generally liked.

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ray301.bsky.social•7 hours ago

So far, the best comment on Noem today.

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kyotiwiles.bsky.social•3 hours ago

I think she got drunk, left it somewhere, is lying about 3k dollars.

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bill-leibenguth.bsky.social•11 hours ago

With her security team around her, no less.

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fuzzysoft.bsky.social•12 hours ago

She's not fit to be head of restaurant security.

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kenpurcell.com•11 hours ago

I would not trust MTG to wash dishes.

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wwtoo.bsky.social•9 hours ago

I hope that person SELLS her identity - Drivers License, credit cards, address - everything online and on the dark web. Or at least post it for free. 😅

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rngyna.bsky.social•4 hours ago

How many things in that handbag are top secret or confidential? This entire cabinet have the combined IQ of an armadillo.

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buddyblu8.bsky.social•11 hours ago

WORD

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revjoey.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Rent Boys are pricey in DC. $100 in 1977, way more now.

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soozeq.bsky.social•10 hours ago

I think this was all a stunt...

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edunwody.bsky.social•12 hours ago

It didn’t happen.

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rmjams.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I wonder if the 3 grand was graft? 😇

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ohwell561.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Probably a knock off from those faux purse parties at Maralago.

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marccowin.bsky.social•5 hours ago

You win the internet today, sir!

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ward920.bsky.social•11 hours ago

She has all those secret service surrounding her! Maybe she “misplaced it”.

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mojonz.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Her wildly expensive handbag, I'm sure.

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hartfield01.bsky.social•3 hours ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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unapp-ologetic.bsky.social•10 hours ago

ha ha

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jude1166.bsky.social•7 hours ago

My thoughts exactly!

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meretevondoe.bsky.social•11 hours ago

That's a lot of cash to carry around 😲

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smikooman.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Perhaps Dr. Fauci's loss of Secret Service detail isn't such a big deal. 🤷‍♂️

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shitsgittinreal.bsky.social•9 hours ago

One of Homeland securities K9 dogs probably ran off with it because they were mad that she shot one of their own.

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lostnthought.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Did she put on a cop uniform and start pretending to conduct an investigation?

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emote-control.bsky.social•11 hours ago

What sensitive information did they make off with as well?

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booyatrumpsucks.bsky.social•9 hours ago

💯

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jagster5221.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Nope, couldn't see where the purse was bc of her extensions and fleshly done beak. She can't keep anything safe and if you go against her by not being useful she'll put you down.

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ajit8r.bsky.social•7 hours ago

She has SS "protection" doesn't she? What were they doing?

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snakemanmark.bsky.social•6 hours ago

She can't even keep her motel money secure.

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saughterhouse212.bsky.social•7 hours ago

She’s lying

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gltqax.bsky.social•5 hours ago

The contents make it sound suspiciously like a "bug out" bag...or a return trip from El Salvador with illegal kickback money...

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bill4498.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Disgusting.

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forfooksake.bsky.social•10 hours ago

And she has a security detail! Send them to El Salvador!

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paxchristi1961.bsky.social•6 hours ago

GnomeHead is one more threat to national security in the Trump regime

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louisamiller.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Well, and puppy didn't steal the handbag. She'd know what to do then.

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fordblue68.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Exactly!

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scootrbum.bsky.social•12 hours ago

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dj4everplay69.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Lol, now someone has our credit information, identification and $3000 richer

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meanjean1234.bsky.social•8 hours ago

And keys...

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hollywoodhi.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Yeah but that bitch is armed

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gimmeabreak.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Where was she packin' her heat? In her purse?

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hollywoodhi.bsky.social•7 hours ago

No, between her...we'll just say she keeps it close & warm.

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gimmeabreak.bsky.social•7 hours ago

😏

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ceindeed.bsky.social•11 hours ago

The last time my wife carried around 3000.00 in her purse was Nineteen Ninety Never.

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ckuss.bsky.social•11 hours ago

$3K in her handbag!?
Ho Ho Ho!

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msmulligan.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I'm from South Dakota and have been telling people Noem's too stupid to read a stop sign for YEARS.

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nulliusnverba.bsky.social•9 hours ago

This never would've happened if Trump weren't president.

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janiaho.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Just a funny sidenote...she had chequebook in her 👜 The last time I've used cheques (in Europe) was back in 80's. Still some steps to digitalize US 🤭

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barbstewart.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Yes 👏 Also who carries $3000 in cash ? 🤷‍♀️

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sentinelstrider.bsky.social•10 hours ago

How does someone in her position get a purse stolen? Jfc this cabinet has no competence anywhere.

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eddystcclair.bsky.social•11 hours ago

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rosemaryblewis.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Yea, I feel much safer now.

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actualfactuallady.bsky.social•9 hours ago

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jan-ray.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Another episode of the Barnum & Bailey circus goes to Washington.

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bigchil.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Go figure.

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macywolfe.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Breaking: Hegseth texts nuclear codes to AA sponsor.

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janetallen.bsky.social•12 hours ago

🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣
Good point!!!!!

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joannygm.bsky.social•3 hours ago

I don’t know if I really believe she had 3,000.
Is some type of insurance going to replace her purse and money?
Who carries 3,000 dollars in her purse??

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criticallyspeaking.bsky.social•2 hours ago

People who make transactions they don’t want a record of. Cash leaves no trace.

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dorothyt51.bsky.social•12 hours ago

And Secret Service didn't see it? What were they watching?

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indigogal100.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Was she paying off or picking up?????

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mheido.bsky.social•11 hours ago

In her defense she put the handbag down because someone asked her if she wanted to cosplay as a US Marshall and she couldn't hold it and the guns at the same time.

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robocopperpot.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Don't worry she'll be doing photo opportunities of someone who's been mugged by an immigrant tomorrow....

Slag.....

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maryzaik.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Pathetic

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mrf911.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Who carries $3000 in cash?

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itsunderstood.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Someone selling or buying secrets, drugs, used designer handbags

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courtmouse.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Well played. Brilliant.

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oddmanout.bsky.social•10 hours ago

She sure can’t keep her puppies secure.

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punnah1959.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Is she going to use that excuse to say that her phone and credentials were stolen so she can later say those texts and other top secret information were stolen therefore it wasn’t her! Even though she had plenty of security guards around her, nobody saw nothing!!!

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garry1369.bsky.social•12 hours ago

My wife's first comment.
"This isn't her first day carrying a purse. What woman leaves her purse unsecured. What a moron."

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mahobay.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Video shows a wire haired pointer grabbed the bag. They have been unable to identify the dog due to the fact it was wearing a Stephen Miller mask.

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diana-jo.bsky.social•9 hours ago

She wasn’t loaded enough to defend her purse!

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diana-jo.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Very complicated task! Was she armed?

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fharriman.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Like Kristi, I always carry $,$$$ to buy stuff instead of using those bulky credit cards

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gimmeabreak.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Somebody had just slipped her a payoff.

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pjp11.bsky.social•2 hours ago

I'm going with that!

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gimmeabreak.bsky.social•39 minutes ago

😆

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gawdhelpme.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Noem.. acting like a consummate government professional at this difficult time 😳

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lartigue.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Her security pass was in there!!

The cabinet is a motley crew of incompetence.

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unnameduserid.bsky.social•11 hours ago

xanax and wine, id bet my lunch on it.

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yodada.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Her DHS access badge? Is this to cover up that she gave it to Musk or the Russians?

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walksthedesert.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Exactly!!!!!

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liberatedwoman.bsky.social•55 minutes ago

These people are so stupid.

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williamladislaw.bsky.social•7 hours ago

That was some handbags with $3,000. She was being overpaid! You probably never had that much in your wallet and you were in movies and Two and A Half Men. 🤣🤭

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am-mccarthy.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Kristi Noem - The DOGE of Homeland Security

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meanjean1234.bsky.social•8 hours ago

And it was a white guy with a mask...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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gimmeabreak.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I'm sure she'll find him & deport him🤭

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bamagal68.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Who carries $3,000 in cash? Someone bribing?

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jusnews.bsky.social•9 hours ago

At least we know who Bill Maher pays for sex.

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swmseattle.bsky.social•10 hours ago

The question is why these people still go out into restaurants? Don’t they realize the high likelihood that bodily fluids will end up in their meal?

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inresponse.bsky.social•12 hours ago

lol, why is she carrying around her passport?

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meretevondoe.bsky.social•11 hours ago

🤔 fleeing?

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ckuebler.bsky.social•12 hours ago

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msintexas.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Should’ve done her bribes through PayPal or something.

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missourimodern.bsky.social•6 hours ago

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greatfausto.bsky.social•9 hours ago

If an innocent puppy had grabbed her purse however… lol

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arktraveler.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Did anybody actually SEE the $3k?

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susanrome1.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Gary Walsh would NEVER have let that happen! #tonyhale #veep

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stevenerick1976.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Thank god her $50,000 Rolex wasn’t in the bag! 🙄

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blueskybrary.bsky.social•12 hours ago

wide open. like her legs.

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chironarts.bsky.social•12 hours ago

🙄😑

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apollonia59.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Sounds like she is trying to commit fraud with an inflated claim. Par for the course.

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dorianhazel.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Please, she didn't lose her purse. It's just the 'excuse' she's going to use to try and weasel out of whatever she did that resulted in her spouting off top secret information to her third cousin's brother's wife's hairdresser.

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ellem111.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Anyone hear a report on this, was she drunk?

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thebeallcurve.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I am shocked how well they are mismanaging everything

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joshandallo.bsky.social•3 hours ago

I hope she keeps getting her handbag stolen 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

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teslapolo.bsky.social•8 hours ago

My theory on the 3K....

Getting a 3K travel advance from a government card might seem normal, dinner for 12 might not.

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teslapolo.bsky.social•8 hours ago

HER DHS BADGE...

She lost her DHS BADGE?? But the FBI is looking to protect her financial interests???

Chances are, whoever stole her purse used the badge within the hour, and her signal password, which likely matches all her other passwords, to gain entry to DHS sensitive information.

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stevenmoore722.bsky.social•7 hours ago

How hard would it be to guess her password?

Maga14886MWNE Would be my first and last guest.

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ladysnark.bsky.social•6 hours ago

What was the name of the first puppy she murdered?

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snakemanmark.bsky.social•6 hours ago

A brutal and well deserved snark!

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ladysnark.bsky.social•6 hours ago

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pjp11.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Who stupidly carries 3K in a purse and leaves it laying around? She's dumber than she looks.

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markrk269.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Cruelella DeKill, euthanasia Barbie apparently went to the Pete Hegseth school of having your shit together. They're so stupid and incompetent, they are not even competent enough too hire competent people to protect them.

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somehooplehead.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Worst bag man ever.

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sharbloom.bsky.social•6 hours ago

My thoughts exactly. She is in charge of homeland security yet she can't even keep her own handbag secure. Also why was she walking around with $3,000 in cash. The entire story sounds very suspicious to me.

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lordofwalteria.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Queen Elizabeth made it look so easy.

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janeblomquist.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Very good. 😂😂

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k9rescue.bsky.social•11 hours ago

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caligreg.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Security Secretary Cosplay

Kristy Noem had her purse snatched.
Lost security ID and tons of cash.
Petty theft with a full security team?
Seems incompetence is a Trump theme.

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juliesowash.bsky.social•6 hours ago

In the voice of Michelle Visage as Drag Race Judge!

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queenannejd.bsky.social•11 hours ago

And probably lying about cash to whatever the maximum limit she thinks she can get reimbursed for - that or what crimes is she using the cash for? Buying a junk car later? Burgers and peeps don’t need $3k to buy.

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texasvulcan.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Who the hell carries 3000 in cash?

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gvincejr.bsky.social•6 hours ago

She was drunk and left her bag in a bar.

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simonsays2.bsky.social•4 hours ago

That’s what I just said.

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terrifiedstill2024.bsky.social•10 hours ago

💯

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blaze2017.bsky.social•24 minutes ago

I don’t think we will recognize her without her plastered on makeup. That must have taken up most of the bag.

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cuz-i-said-so.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Yeah, I think I would have kept that to myself if I were her. Definitely would not broadcast my incompetence

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loroxanthin.bsky.social•1 hour ago

Exactly

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joedferg.bsky.social•9 hours ago

She’s also likely now carrying a tracking device if not an actual bug.

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growlbiscuit.bsky.social•12 hours ago

So, does she have proof that she is a U.S. citizen on her? Maybe she should be harassed and deported like she is doing to other innocent people 🤔

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maryjanele420.bsky.social•11 hours ago

It was only $3000 cash she carried around?

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franktgnoll.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Fascist Barbie!

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jeannine2023.bsky.social•10 hours ago

😂

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a1magfly.bsky.social•11 hours ago

The only good thing is the secret service isn't watching very carefully.

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melissaf.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Wonder who the prescribing doc is on her drugs…

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paulievitoshitman.bsky.social•11 hours ago

That shit wasn’t stolen, it was a business transaction.

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jamesfromqueens.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Corey was holding the bag.

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publicobserver.bsky.social•12 hours ago

"there is evidence that they were extremely careless in their handling of very sensitive, highly classified information."

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woodman267.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Ha!
https://x.com/woodman267/status/1914328936584011960?t=zGjmGfSE5C2SivhkOyH7BQ&s=19

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oldandsharp.bsky.social•6 hours ago

She was gonna spend 3000 on Easter "gifts"! DAMN! I would have spent about 30 bucks on my kid, and I would have eaten about 15 bucks worth of chocolate before she got the basket.

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aloft1961.bsky.social•3 hours ago

DHS employees are being fired if they leave their access badges on their desks unattended inside a secure facility but she left her unattended in a crowded restaurant.

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brad-of-kauai.bsky.social•12 hours ago

3G seems a bit low for a payoff.

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suzannedspain.bsky.social•3 hours ago

LOL.....but, but, her hair was perfect, she has on another fancy, smancy uniform and probably had an AR-15 slung over her chair....but forgot to protect her valuables. Face it every woman carries $3,000 spending money, makeup, passport and other goodies I her purse

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upstateny.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Why is noone focusing on the fact she is in charge of Homeland Security, secret service guards her and someone stole her purse in a dining establishment which surely has securiry cameras and also, where is her government issued phone? There's no way this was a theft.

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ggsheartmasq.bsky.social•5 hours ago

That's what I'm thinking...
She wasn't dining at a local skid row slop joint. Supposedly she had family with her, restaurant personnel, security people etc etc

She's setting something up for a 'poor me victim' PR shot ....

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velmam.bsky.social•1 hour ago

LOLOLOLOLOL!

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theunknowncritic.bsky.social•9 hours ago

I heard you deliver that in the voice of Alan.

Lorre trained you well.

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mecha-sheep.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Thankfully, there was nothing confidential or important in it.

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kimberly-diane.bsky.social•8 hours ago

To be fair, she is really stupid.

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gojavelina.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Despite having Secret Service protection...

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leathermuppet.bsky.social•12 hours ago

She probably had her hands full killing puppies.

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lifeinthatwp.bsky.social•6 hours ago

And 3k in cash? No one with good intentions is carrying that kinda cash.

I think we *know* what happened here. A deal went sideways and they got burned.

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