New Pope Werner Herzog issues his first decree, "Mass will be in Latin because it is painful for all involved." - ThreadSky

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maxkennerly.bsky.social • 47 days ago

New Pope Werner Herzog issues his first decree, "Mass will be in Latin because it is painful for all involved."

Missa... erit in lingua Latina .. quia labor est omnibus *implicari*

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apmor.in•47 days ago

99.5% of those reading this tweet will hear it in their head in Herzog's voice

There will be no new churches built, we will instead move them whole over mountains and valleys using indigenous labor. Glory to God

I dare you to tell me you read that post in a voice OTHER than Werner Herzog’s.

ego would amo video vidi infantem

And like Elijah, if anyone mocks him, he'll set bears on them.
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“We shall go back to the Koine Greek to make it nigh-impenetrable and discomfiting”

New improv prompt for @pftompkins.bsky.social.

Please tell me he's taking the name Aguirre I

Fitzcarraldo III

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