wait wait wait. you’re telling me ELON MUSK has never actually been to space? not even once? mr. “i will die on mars” was too busy billionaire cringeposting for a quick pop up?
what happened, buddy? couldn’t find a rocket? allergic to moon dust? what’s going on there
what happened, buddy? couldn’t find a rocket? allergic to moon dust? what’s going on there
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Maybe it’s the ketamine willies
Maybe he’s a fucking coward with a big mouth
Don’t care which
Just like he didn’t invent shit, found shit, start shit, do shit except hostile takeover and oust the real geniuses and take the credit.
Just like he didn’t even play video games.
He’s the uber fraud.
Either, as I suspect, he's frit. Or he can't pass the flight physical (which I think he could get around)
I'd love to see him get on one.
No one noticed the clone’s behavior and assumes Musk’s just high.
Musk could reserve a rocket anytime he wants.
He's just a coward.
I doubt he trusts the tech any of his companies makes.
And we don’t have to bring it back right, they sacrificed Laika so…..
Obs Starship isn't :D
Oh, look who'd have to guarantee that: himself.
He doesn't let it fly. His rockets crash regularly.
this was not a bad joke
I have trust issues at the best of times but NO WAY IN HELL I’m ever touching any of his death traps
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2025/02/27/historic-all-woman-space-flight/80508217007/
I hear that after his little jump on stage he had to sit down with a cool rag on his head for over an hour just to stop the shaking.
There was one where the rocket is only carrying a banana.
And, him talking makes you think he doesn't know an iota about Mars.
While we’re at it - given the amount of space we’re talking about here: w/o FTL travel there’s really no hope of useful thoughts crossing his mind in our lifetime.
Given the gulf to brain matter ratio, odds of impact: nill.
I think he likes the idea of having his Pythagorean harem on mars. But it's got to be ready.
Also.. perhaps he means the god.
Who bought for the Renaissance?
Right.. it's me ;)
CoNCeRnInG
Rapid
Disassembly
That's what happened.
The date is more important to me than the place.
I say the All GIRLS flight invite him to join their little BoZosss flight…hehehehehehehehe
There is no dawg in him at all.
With all his money, you'd think he would have invented (had invented for him I mean) a machine that does all the exercise for you 😜
His father said he was bored after selling Paypal, then learned about the 'Mars Society', became obsessed about them
@richardbranson.bsky.social
Ask about it, trump pulled some strings and you KNOW IT
Dig TWO holes.
What have you done exactly, fag? 😆