No one wants him
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Steve Herman 📡
WSJ - Tesla's board has opened a search for a CEO to succeed Elon Musk. www.wsj.com/business/aut...
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Make Bruce CEO of Tesla. He will stare you down when you don’t perform and also look at the sky. He is also probably better at eating bugs than Elon and does 100% less ketamine.
Wonder what Elon's Rosebud is.
But neither will do any good. Tesla's fucked.
Elon's roll in DOGE will go down with BREXIT and Trump’s Liberation Day as historically destructive self owns.
"whats with the outfit?"
"🤠"
"..."
"🤠- i wanted to maximize your question asking potentials?"
"i you kid. Tell you what ..."
There's something wrong here, there can be no denying
Something inside has died and I can't hide and I just can't fake it
I always post this reply so everyone keeps their eyes open.
Like Bezos isn't CEO of Amazon. The position makes no meaningful difference in his case either.
Hilariously: even if it’s a good business move for Tesla, ostensibly the actual reason people invest in it, it will crash without Melon Usk.
I...see....POWER!!!!
THUNDER
THUNDER
THUNDER CATS....HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
He’s shady AF
It's not just Douche (sorry, DOGE), and the disaster they are causing. It's Musk himself. The dude is an asshole.
https://bsky.app/profile/david-stone.bsky.social/post/3ldes4j33jk2z
(Just to piss off trump and Musk 🤣)
Tesla isn't going to recover, with or without Musk.
Even if they kick him out today, even if he didn't hold a single share, the brand name is forever tainted.
period**
Fuck Elon.
Change my mind.
Elon is destroying nature with his rockets and eliminating protected areas with his DOGE actions while also advocating for his „clean energy cars“. How is this not contradictory?
Nobody wants a Swasticar!
But he would never do that.
The only way to do it would be a complete rebranding and starting over.
Starlink is tainted too.
I think it will be next to impossible to wipe the stench from this one. He has just meddled into too much stuff and pissed off too many people. There will probably always be the Fan Boys but that is not enough to keep the company going.
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
I guess Musk is going to find out the hard way the people don't like him meddling in other governments politics and destroying the US government with glee.
He is just a really horrible person.
Unfortunately way too many words you could use.
And those Cybertrucks - oh dear lord - they have got to be the ugliest vehicle on the planet. If you look up close you wonder how they are even holding together lol!
I have a KIA Soul EV - great vehicle!
They had bits flying off lol. Not surprising when you look at one up close.
It’s got his nazi stench baked in!
“We’re not on the ragged edge of death, not even close.”
Should be put on a T-shirt, although it might cause people to ask questions that the quote is already answering.
It was obvious Mr. Mu$k never cared about Te$la.
He was busy stealing billions from taxpayers so he could get massive deals for SpaceX
Such a pathetic lil “man”
I’m not the richest person in the world but I do know you don’t shit where you eat!
Ketamine Loser
She's everything he's not (but also j/k, I hope she stays at AMD for many years to come).
I bet some Saudi Prince out there has more free capital to do what they want than Musk.
Nicely done Skippy.
Narcissistic authoritarian sociopathic pathological liar wannabe king is bankrupting the government by dismantling, weakening it and tanking global economy so he can have COMPLETE CONTROL. Will be sending us to concentration camps like the Jews and Japanese. Let’s nip them in the bud. NOW!
Dude.